So far all my attempts to do so have been in vain. As no matter how clever I write (which is quite clever mind you) none of the people I write ever write back.
This being the case. I'll stick to what I know. My usual social tactic... blunt force trama by way of truth.
I'm a pretty nice guy. I'm a geek and nerd and believe in honor. I'm compulsively honest and always speak bluntly. If you want to be deluded by fulsehoods, go elsewhere... you'll find no comforting lies here.