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Retford53

56 M East Retford, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quiet,funny,slightly shy non-drinker, who is looking initially for new friends, but is open to more with the right lady. Despite being tee-total, I enjoy socialising with my boozy buddies, or spending time one on one. If anything develops, fidelity is a must. And, above all, what you see is what you get....

I'm a divorced father of two and a half boys (long story)aged 27,26 and 15, two of whom live with their mother

I've been single for quite a long time, so I may be a little out of practice, but I'm willing to go the extra mile for the right person.... I just haven't met her yet.
I have little time for people who are ego driven. I am affectionate, sensitive(ish) and a little shy with new people (though nobody believes me when I say that).

I would like to meet a confident (but not arrogant), mature, intelligent woman,and see what develops. I've always had a thing for petite (you might say "elfin") ladies, who look beyond the shallow, at what lies inside......
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work locally as a signwriter.
I just discovered facebook (try 21 questions), and I skype with friends locally and in the USA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
not answering this question
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm daft
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
pretty varied, but I particularly like Blues, Soul, and anything produced by Quincy Jones. In books and movies, I'm a huge Horror fan.... nothing like getting the old blood pumpin',eh?. I'm also a sci-fi nut (is it a good idea to call yourself a nut on here?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Work, T'interweb, Breathing, Iced cranberry juice and two bacon sarnies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the guy who drives the snowplough gets to work.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
exhausted.... but a swift red bull can sort that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Make me laugh, and I'll follow you anywhere.......
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a man who is quick witted, with a slightly skewed sense of humour,who believes honesty and fidelity are important. And I can actually listen when you have something to say.