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Retford53

56 M East Retford, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Quiet,funny,slightly shy non-drinker, who is looking initially for new friends, but is open to more with the right lady. Despite being tee-total, I enjoy socialising with my boozy buddies, or spending time one on one. If anything develops, fidelity is a must. And, above all, what you see is what you get....

I'm a divorced father of two and a half boys (long story)aged 27,26 and 15, two of whom live with their mother

I've been single for quite a long time, so I may be a little out of practice, but I'm willing to go the extra mile for the right person.... I just haven't met her yet.
I have little time for people who are ego driven. I am affectionate, sensitive(ish) and a little shy with new people (though nobody believes me when I say that).

I would like to meet a confident (but not arrogant), mature, intelligent woman,and see what develops. I've always had a thing for petite (you might say "elfin") ladies, who look beyond the shallow, at what lies inside......
What I’m doing with my life
I work locally as a signwriter.
I just discovered facebook (try 21 questions), and I skype with friends locally and in the USA.
I’m really good at
not answering this question
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
pretty varied, but I particularly like Blues, Soul, and anything produced by Quincy Jones. In books and movies, I'm a huge Horror fan.... nothing like getting the old blood pumpin',eh?. I'm also a sci-fi nut (is it a good idea to call yourself a nut on here?)
The six things I could never do without
Work, T'interweb, Breathing, Iced cranberry juice and two bacon sarnies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the guy who drives the snowplough gets to work.....
On a typical Friday night I am
exhausted.... but a swift red bull can sort that
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Make me laugh, and I'll follow you anywhere.......
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for a man who is quick witted, with a slightly skewed sense of humour,who believes honesty and fidelity are important. And I can actually listen when you have something to say.