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Retrophysical
18 / M / gay / Single
London, United Kingdom
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Got the chance to chat and know Retro a little. He is brilliant, caring, and fun. Too bad you are across the pond, dear. I would love to sit... read more
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The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, Undeclared
- Height
- 6' 1" (1.85m).
- Body Type
- Skinny
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Islam and very serious about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius and it matters a lot
- Education
- Graduated from space camp
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Owns cats
- Languages
- English, Farsi (Fluently), Maori (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Urdu (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am Rich, Skinny, Famous, and Pretty.
My Self-Summary
HAI GUYZ
First off? Zombies. 'Nuff said.
Yeah, that wasn't awkward at all. Moving on...
Er, I dig video games and napping in the park. I'm a fan of ice cream and I think I'm the last person alive who still says "gosh" and means it. I guess I'm too nice for my own good, or so I'm told. A priest actually said that once and I kinda laughed. Then he beat me up and took my lunch money. Dude, don't trust priests. They will take your lunch money.
That's pretty much all you'd ever need to know about me so...oh wow, look at all the other sub-categories! Let's read those now!...though if you did, I think you'd be classified as a stalker. The choice is yours. ..
First off? Zombies. 'Nuff said.
Yeah, that wasn't awkward at all. Moving on...
Er, I dig video games and napping in the park. I'm a fan of ice cream and I think I'm the last person alive who still says "gosh" and means it. I guess I'm too nice for my own good, or so I'm told. A priest actually said that once and I kinda laughed. Then he beat me up and took my lunch money. Dude, don't trust priests. They will take your lunch money.
That's pretty much all you'd ever need to know about me so...oh wow, look at all the other sub-categories! Let's read those now!...though if you did, I think you'd be classified as a stalker. The choice is yours. ..
What I’m doing with my life
What am I doing with my life? Um...I'm making a sandwich. Then I
hope to eat and possibly enjoy the sandwich. At which point I will
digest it.
I keep my goals realistic these days.
Oh, and as a bibliophile I'm always on the lookout for amazing books. On rainy days, I like to create a nest out of fluffy blankets and hunker down with a pile of good books that I will read in rapid succession, until either work calls me to tell me that I'm three hours late or a comet hits me in the face. Usually it's the comet, hence my general aversion to getting hit by space rocks.
I keep my goals realistic these days.
Oh, and as a bibliophile I'm always on the lookout for amazing books. On rainy days, I like to create a nest out of fluffy blankets and hunker down with a pile of good books that I will read in rapid succession, until either work calls me to tell me that I'm three hours late or a comet hits me in the face. Usually it's the comet, hence my general aversion to getting hit by space rocks.
I’m really good at
Sitting in a white padded room with a strap jacket staring at a
wall. Yeah you weren't expecting that were you??!! Or maybe you
were?? hmmm???
You're good....
You're good....
The first things people usually notice about me
I Exist?.. Wtshit?
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
MOOOOSIK IS MY LIFE!!! I Love everything from AC/DC to Led
Zep
Favorite TV Shows:
The Mighty Boosh!!, Dexter, Green wing, Family Guy, Buffy, Angel, Heroes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dr Who, The Apprentice! Torchwood, X Factor, Stargate Sg-1, mythbusters, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Anything That Isnt Reality Tv... Fuck big brother and its mother.
Favorite Movies:
The Virgin Suicides(VIRGINS? SUICIDES? MY FAVE TOPICS IN ONE) Rocky Horror Picture Show, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Borat, Bruno, Ali G, American Pie, Butterfly Effect, Edge Of Seventeen, Kill Bill, Scream, Scary Movie 1+2 Anything beyond is utter shit, Little Miss Sunshine, But I'm a cheerleader, There's Something About Mary, Moulin Rouge, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber
Favorite Books:
Letters To A Young Poet
Assassin's Apprentice
Royal Assassin
Case Closed
Belle De Jour
Discworld Series (The Terry Pratchett Books Are Just Win.)
Food: Anything Spicy I Love Indian And Cajan And Japanese And Chinese And Italian And And And...
Favorite TV Shows:
The Mighty Boosh!!, Dexter, Green wing, Family Guy, Buffy, Angel, Heroes, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Dr Who, The Apprentice! Torchwood, X Factor, Stargate Sg-1, mythbusters, Seinfeld, How I Met Your Mother, Anything That Isnt Reality Tv... Fuck big brother and its mother.
Favorite Movies:
The Virgin Suicides(VIRGINS? SUICIDES? MY FAVE TOPICS IN ONE) Rocky Horror Picture Show, 28 Weeks Later, 28 Days Later, Borat, Bruno, Ali G, American Pie, Butterfly Effect, Edge Of Seventeen, Kill Bill, Scream, Scary Movie 1+2 Anything beyond is utter shit, Little Miss Sunshine, But I'm a cheerleader, There's Something About Mary, Moulin Rouge, Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber
Favorite Books:
Letters To A Young Poet
Assassin's Apprentice
Royal Assassin
Case Closed
Belle De Jour
Discworld Series (The Terry Pratchett Books Are Just Win.)
Food: Anything Spicy I Love Indian And Cajan And Japanese And Chinese And Italian And And And...
The six things I could never do without
MOOOSIK.
FOOD.- Fat people hate me giving me EVILS (OH NOES) when I'm munching on my KFC. It's like dont worry love I'll just throw it up later init. BULIMIA - TWICE THE TASTE. ZERO THE CALORIES. YAYYYYY.
Alcohol
Facebook (I IS SO SAD) - Myspace, Facebook I ALWAYS get them muddled up. I used to be on myspace right but my friend was all up like "No no no you dont wanna be on myspace you wanna be on facebook yeh" So now i got both and i keep muddiling them up and keep inviting people to come on myface.... Still. 80000 Friends =]
Friends.
Pinching my nipples while watching the rugrats. WHAT?
FOOD.- Fat people hate me giving me EVILS (OH NOES) when I'm munching on my KFC. It's like dont worry love I'll just throw it up later init. BULIMIA - TWICE THE TASTE. ZERO THE CALORIES. YAYYYYY.
Alcohol
Facebook (I IS SO SAD) - Myspace, Facebook I ALWAYS get them muddled up. I used to be on myspace right but my friend was all up like "No no no you dont wanna be on myspace you wanna be on facebook yeh" So now i got both and i keep muddiling them up and keep inviting people to come on myface.... Still. 80000 Friends =]
Friends.
Pinching my nipples while watching the rugrats. WHAT?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socio-political diversity and its effects on human sexuality and
gender expression, micro-evolution, the cost-benefit analysis of
taking cookies from cookie jars. And bread.
What my bunny's dreaming about. He always looks so peaceful when he sleeps, but when he's awake he tries to kill me. I imagine he dreams about being fifteen feet tall and eating me like a piece of celery. The horror.
Kids these days and their new-fangled music. Why do they listen to their shit so loud!?
What my bunny's dreaming about. He always looks so peaceful when he sleeps, but when he's awake he tries to kill me. I imagine he dreams about being fifteen feet tall and eating me like a piece of celery. The horror.
Kids these days and their new-fangled music. Why do they listen to their shit so loud!?
On a typical Friday night I am
Partyingggg most nights but sometimes reading a good book can be
momentarily SEXY. Sometimes, when I'm feeling really crazy, I'll do
them both at once! I am so KEWL. And often times I'm mired in filth
on some out of the way hiking path with a smile plastered to my
face and more than a few bug bites on the bottom of my feet. I
don't know how the bugs even get there.
Either way, I try and get a good glimpse at the stars whenever I can.
...Or, if the sky is lacking stars, I'll play a video game. I'M SO INTRESTING.
Either way, I try and get a good glimpse at the stars whenever I can.
...Or, if the sky is lacking stars, I'll play a video game. I'M SO INTRESTING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I know who killed colonel mustard with the lead pipe in the
CONSERVATORY!!!
You should message me if
If you need to talk to a lost cause.
Unless you end up to be a 60 year old man telling me i'm hot with bigger tits than my mother. MMMmmm Papi. I'd love to titfuck them saggy bitch tits. OM NOM NOMMMM.
If you are a zombie, please do not message me. I like my brain where it is: in my head. Not of the undead persuasion? Go ahead and say "hi" to me, or "I like tacos," or anything, really. I'll probably respond with a half-hearted attempt at human sociability that you'll mistake for serious mental instability, causing many awkward silences and maybe even a restraining order. It'll be FUN!
Unless you end up to be a 60 year old man telling me i'm hot with bigger tits than my mother. MMMmmm Papi. I'd love to titfuck them saggy bitch tits. OM NOM NOMMMM.
If you are a zombie, please do not message me. I like my brain where it is: in my head. Not of the undead persuasion? Go ahead and say "hi" to me, or "I like tacos," or anything, really. I'll probably respond with a half-hearted attempt at human sociability that you'll mistake for serious mental instability, causing many awkward silences and maybe even a restraining order. It'll be FUN!
