I am a LaVeyan/Pagan, an Addams fan, and a strange fella.
My Self-Summary
Hello, I am 38 years old. I like the Addams Family and kayfabe era
wrestling. I smoke
cigars. My favorites are the sweet and
mild cigars. I would love to meet my Morticia, but at this point in
my life, I find that near impossible. Which is fine. Solitude is
quite natural to me. There are times when solitude is preferable. I
want to find others like me, but again, I seriously doubt that it
will happen in this lifetime; possibly in the next. ;-) I'm just an
old
goth-hillbilly. I am proud to
be a hillbilly. Believe it or not, there is a difference between
hillbillies and rednecks. Rednecks tend to dress like cowboys and
listen to Garth Brooks. Nothing against that if that is your thing.
Half my family is redneck, half is hillbilly.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a full-time, stay-at-home dad. This is what I've always wanted
to do. I am able to get my daughter up for school and be there when
she gets home at night. I have a genetic disorder called Marfan
Syndrome. It affects the connective tissue in my joints. I am stiff
and tired constantly and walk with a cane. I am currently trying to
get disability, yet I'd prefer to
win the lottery. I want to live
in a
big ol'
Victorian house painted all black and drive an
old, black hearse.
Creepy enough for you? That's just normal for me. Then I'd get a
whole bunch of
tattoos. I'd love to get two sleeves; my
left arm done in Death and my right arm done in Hell. Of course, I
wouldn't stop there, I thought about getting a tattoo of Anton
LaVey over my heart, some devil horns on the corners of my forhead,
a skull and bones between my eyebrows, my daughter's nickname on my
ankle, etc., etc. Ah, bliss.
I’m really good at
Being
dark and creepy.
Tim Burton is my favorite director. I
like the Munsters. I know a lot of useless facts and have some
knowledge of
kayfabe era wrestling. I can talk about
most things. I am agreeable,
friendly and easy to get along with. I
can roll my eyes back into my head. I love doing that. Somethimes
its voluntary, sometimes it isn't.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I'm 5'10", 230+lbs., have
long brown hair and a beard and
always wear
black. I'm hard to miss.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Bram Stoker's Dracula (movie and book), most things by
Anton LaVey
and autobigraphies by some pro wrestlers. "National Wrestling
Alliance: The Untold Story of the Monopoly That Strangled Pro
Wrestling", by Tim Hornbaker; "The Munsters: A Trip Down
Mockingbird Lane" by Stephen Cox. Currently, I'm reading "Dracula:
The Undead" by Dacre Stoker. Dacre is, purportedly, a true
descendant of Bram Stoker. This novel is a sequel to the original
"Dracula". Its not too bad.
Movies: I love most Tim Burton movies and the
Addams Family, and Sleepy
Hollow with Johnny Depp was incredible. Johnny Depp was in a great
movie called The Ninth Gate. I love that film. Yes, I am a Star
Wars geek, and a Harry Potter nerd.
Favorite foods: Fried
chicken and Chinese food (sweet and sour
chicken, yum!).
Music: My favorite groups are AC/DC,
Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath (Ozzy
era), Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson. I also like Johnny Cash, Hank
Williams, Jr., Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton ,Loretta Lynn, Tammy
Wynette, etc., etc. I hate the new country music. It sounds too
much like pop to me. I also enjoy ICP's "The Great Malenko" and
classical music.
Television: I really love those UFO, Bigfoot, ghost documentaries.
I also like Star Trek:TNG. I never cared for the original Star
Trek. I love the all the Addams Family series' and the original
Musters TV show. Lately, I've been watching "Angel" early in the
morning on the TNT network when I get up.
The six things I could never do without
My kid, My cigars, my long hair, my beard, my black wardrobe, and
my dark asthetics.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All things dark,
female bodybuilders,
gothic gals,
and sex, of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home with my family. I live with my daughter, my mom and our
dog, Fat-Dog. She's not really fat. She's a black pug and just
looks fat. She's really short and stubby with loose rolls of skin.
I love that little dog. I've never really cared for another pet
like that and I probably never will. I'm not a party animal, by any
means. I drank a little with my old friends back in my twenties,
but those days are long gone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I love female bodybuilders! They are SO sexy! I am a bit strange. A
lot of stuff I'd rather not say here. I tend to be private, by
nature.
You should message me if
You have similar interest, you are goth,
satanist, have tattoos, are a female
bodyduilder, are a fan of female bodybuilders, like
weird guys like me, or if you
look and live like
Morticia Addams. But I am
agreeable and will talk with almost anyone.