Hello, I am 39 years old, and a happily single guy. I'm not looking for a relationship. Making new friends would be ok, but I am ABSOLUTELY DONE with dating, marriage, etc. I do enjoy taking the quizzes now and then, and answering those match questions are kinda cool, but that's it. I like the Addams Family and kayfabe era wrestling. I smoke cigars. My favorites are the sweet and mild cigars. In my younger days, my dream was to meet my Morticia, but at this point in my life, I find that impossible and quite frankly, ridiculous; which is fine because solitude is quite natural to me. There are times when solitude is preferable. In the past, I have wanted to find others like me, but again, I seriously doubt that it will happen in this lifetime; possibly in the next. ;-) I'm just an old goth-hillbilly. I am proud to be a hillbilly. Believe it or not, there is a difference between hillbillies and rednecks. Rednecks tend to dress like cowboys and listen to Garth Brooks; nothing against that, if that's your thing. Half of my family are rednecks, half hillbillies.

I am a LaVeyan/Pagan, an Addams fan, and a strange fella

I used to be a full-time, stay-at-home dad. This is what I've always wanted to do. But my daughter moved back in with her mom. My daughter missed her mom and while I miss her like crazy, I can't blame her. She needs to go where she is happiest. I also care of my mom; she is in a wheel chair. I take her to the grocery store, to doctor's appointments and I do most things around the house. In the warmer months, I do the yard work. I do the cooking, and I really enjoy it. Up until recently, I thought I had a genetic disorder called Marfan Syndrome, but my doctor says I have arthritis. It affects the connective tissue in my joints. I am stiff and tired constantly. I walk with a cane. I have to be careful because it is very easy to reach around the wrong way and pop a shoulder out. If I sit in a chair too long, I am stiff and all bent over when I get up. Also, if I'm too busy, I get so stiff and sore and walk around like an old man. I also have a rapid heart beat. My heart has always beat quite fast. I've taken medication for it, but I lost my Medicaid and my meds ran out. Oh well, life goes on. :-) I've tried to get disability, yet I have been turned down. I will keep trying, though. I'd prefer to win the lottery. I want to live in a big ol' Victorian house painted all black and drive an old, black hearse. Creepy enough for you? That's just normal for me. Then I'd get a whole bunch of tattoos. I'd love to get two sleeves; my left arm done in Death and my right arm done in Hell. Of course, I wouldn't stop there, I thought about getting a tattoo of Anton LaVey over my heart, some devil horns on the corners of my forehead, a skull and bones between my eyebrows, my daughter's nickname on my ankle, etc., etc. Ah, bliss.

Being dark and creepy. Tim Burton is my favorite director. I like the Munsters. I know a lot of useless facts and have some knowledge of kayfabe era wrestling. I can talk about most things. I am agreeable, friendly and easy to get along with. I can roll my eyes back into my head. I love doing that. Sometimes it is voluntary, sometimes it isn't.

Well, I'm 5'9", 220+lbs., have long brown hair, a big ol' beard & I always wear black. I'm hard to miss. Lol.

Books: Bram Stoker's Dracula (movie and book), most things by Anton LaVey and autobigraphies by some pro wrestlers. "National Wrestling Alliance: The Untold Story of the Monopoly That Strangled Pro Wrestling", by Tim Hornbaker; "The Munsters: A Trip Down Mockingbird Lane" by Stephen Cox. I own Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein". This edition comes in a giant hard-back. It also has illustrations by graphic artist Bernie Wrighton and an introduction by Stephen King. I must say, its an interesting read. Wrighton's illustrations really help the story along. This is nothing like the 1931 classic film with Boris Karloff, but it's a decent read nonetheless. I have read most of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, but it is way too depressing. I had to put it down.

Movies: I love most Tim Burton movies and the Addams Family. Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp was incredible. Johnny Depp was also in a great movie called The Ninth Gate. I love that film. Yes, I am a Star Wars freak, a Star Trek: TNG geek, and a Harry Potter nerd. I absolutely HATE Quentin Tarantino!!! His movies are way too violent and none of his characters are even remotely likable. Tarantino is a HORRIBLE film maker and a piece of garbage!

Favorite foods: Fried chicken and Chinese food (sweet and sour chicken, yum!). I love meat, skim milk and colby cheese. I'm trying to eat better, though. I never thought I'd ever like vegetables, but I'm really enjoying broccoli, cauliflower, and believe it or not, brussell sprouts.

Music: My favorite groups are AC/DC, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath (Ozzy era), Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson. I also like Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Jr., and Willie Nelson. I hate the new country music. It sounds too much like pop to me. I enjoy ICP's "The Great Malenko" and classical music.

Television: I really love those UFO/ Bigfoot/ ghost documentaries. I also like Star Trek:TNG, in which I watch ocassionally. I never cared for the original Star Trek. I love the original Addams Family series' and the original Munsters TV show. I like Futurama and Adult Swim (Metalocolypse, The Venture Bros, The Oblongs). I like to watch Scrubs. That show is really funny. My favorite comedian is Louis Black. He is INCREDIBLY funny. I also like Brian Posehn. I really like stand up comedy.

My daughter, my cigars, my long hair, my beard, my black wardrobe, and my dark asthetics. Material things were never a great interest to me. I figure that stuff is just stuff and I'm just passing through this life anyway.

All things dark, life on other planets, female bodybuilders, gothic gals, and tattoos.

I also think about the days of kayfabe wrestling. I wish that the original NWA territories were still around. I wish that Vince McMahon was dead and that the term "sports entertainment" was never coined.

Hanging out at the house. I live with my mom and our dog, Fat-Dog. Fat-Dog isn't really fat; she's a black pug and just looks fat. She's really short and stubby with loose rolls of skin. I've never really cared for another pet like that and I probably never will. I have a cat that I call Azabache. Crazy name for a cat, right? I saw it on a box of clothing dye and thought it sounded pretty creepy. My daughter used to live with me, but she missed her mother. My daughter's happiness is important to me, so I let her go. I'm not a party animal, by any means. I drank a little with my old friends back in my twenties, but those days are long gone.

If I remain single for the rest of my life, then I have absolutely no problem with that. Then why am I on here, you ask? Well, I like this site. Also, I like the tests. To be frank, I have SERIOUS trust issues. I doubt that will change anytime soon.

I love my daughter more than anything on this planet. She is the GREATEST thing to ever happen to me. I would not take a million dollars for her nor would I give you a quarter for another one. Sorry, but I really don't care for anyone else's kids.

I really love female bodybuilders! They are SO sexy! Of course, I look like Mick Foley and dress like the Undertaker, so I don't think any female bodybuilders are going to be beating down my door anytime soon. Lol. I am a bit strange. There is a lot of stuff I'd rather not say here. I tend to be private, by nature.

I guess my profile on here seems like an exercise in futility. I'm really not sure why I keep it on here. I'm sure as Hell not looking for wife number three. Friendship would be nice, but at this point, that sounds futile, also.

You have similar interests, you are goth, satanist, have tattoos, are a female bodyduilder, are a fan of female bodybuilders, like weird guys like me, or if you look and live like Morticia Addams. Although, I am agreeable and will talk with almost anyone. I'm starting to think that I'm the only one of my kind. Lol.