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  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Jul 20
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I enjoy listening to music, playing guitar, trying to play drums, playing Xbox 360, reading (more fiction than non-), playing pool, seeing a movie in a theater with friends, going to concerts, smoking*, taking road trips.

I have a sardonic sense of humor and sometimes I can't stop laughing at things.

I am quirky, mostly hydrogen, and mildly absorbent.

*When I say smoking, I specifically mean I enjoy cigarettes which is bad & terrible. I rarely partake but I am 420 friendly :D
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as a QA software & game tester when I can and in my spare time I write tech & software reviews and edit news & articles.

I play guitar & bass with other bands on a session basis and write and record my own music when the inspiration hits. I play all instruments on my songs, including guitar, bass and drums.

When I'm not making my own metal racket, I sometimes also create industrial-type electronic music with my computer and a keyboard.
I’m really good at
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getting people to try Guitar Hero and Rock Band games. Fun!!
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is to the bottom of my back so occasionally it stands out in a crowd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - I enjoy Tolkien and Frank Herbert specifically, as well as most fantasy and sci-fi novels, and some philosophy, some world religions, histories and mythologies. George R. R. Martin's work is pretty great, and I enjoyed all the Harry Potter books. Twilight sucks and if you like it I hate you. The Hunger Games was a quick but good read.

Movies - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo , Conan the Barbarian, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Metal: A Headbanger's Journey, 300, Pi, Mulholland Drive, Clash of the Titans, Caligula, Watchmen, A Clockwork Orange, and Aliens are all favourites. Also zombie movies are awesome. The "___ of the Dead"s, 28 time units later, good stuff. Army of Darkness. The Princess Bride and Heavy Metal were also awesome. Tank Girl. Oh yeah and Barb Wire and The Fifth Element.

Shows - Game of Thrones is great!

Music - favourite genres are black metal and death metal, but I also enjoy many other forms of metal music as well as electronic & industrial music, some experimental and ambient/soundscape types, some world music, and some jazz fusion.

Food - I enjoy a lot of different things and am usually open to trying something new. Tacos rule.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a way to make and play music,
a ready supply of liquid,
a comfortable pair of boots,
a hair tie,
and I suppose someone to enjoy stuff with me!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, spirituality, video games, trying to make philosophy practical, and often vaguely sociological themes like trends I notice in my life. I'm not into philosophy or sociology much anymore, I just still have a lot of that noise in my mind brain.

When it is nighttime, I often think about the little astronomy I understand and some of the theories I have read, about things like our galaxy, black holes, pulsars. It is hard for me to look out at the Milky Way and not think of the proposed vastness 'out there' and our tiny place in it. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I can thankfully say I don't have a "typical" Friday night :D

Ideally I would be playing pool with friends and/or strangers, or at a metal show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I seriously can't think of anything worth sharing that isn't horrific... uh, I guess just that I play too many video games.
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you have a dirty mouth. Ladies that can curse fluently & aggressively are intensely hot!