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42 Kirkland, WA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34-48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:03am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring yet another avenue in my career. Travelling the world (5 continents down, 2 to go). Seeking a woman to love. Struggling to spend enough quality time with my friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humor, wit, and solving problems with the power of the internet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am bald.
I am not on Facebook.
I am fantastically funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read a little bit of everything, mostly fiction thrillers (Tom Clancy, Ken Follett, Clive Cussler, Nelson DeMille).

Movies: I love movies but rarely make the time as I don't like to see them alone.

Shows: Any show is a good show, although I did walk out on a concert once (Linkin Park screaming endlessly is not my idea of a good time).

Music: Around the house, music is background noise to me; it's always on but I'm not actively listening. In the car I prefer to listen to talk radio (mostly politics not news) or the '80's. I do sleep with the radio on but at a level where most people don't know it's there (quite enough that you'll never catch yourself singing along).

Food: Anything spicy. Preferably home made. By my lover cooking in only an apron.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Orgasms
2. Peanut butter (not in conjunction with orgasms)
3. Free will
4. Q-tips (not necessarily brand name, generics are fine)
5. Cuddling
6. Ellipses...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking with friends, probably at someone's house, preferably around a fire, and probably smoking a cigar.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You have a job. I find that attractive in a woman.
2. You understand that some people can't live without peanut butter.
3. You are willing to date a serial comma-ist.
4. Enumerated lists don't bother you.