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30 M Buckhannon, WV

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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Alright let's get crackin' on this, shall we? I used to be on this site and then I shut down my account, but the prospect of taking personality quizzes made me decide to jump back on here again. I have no intentions of trying to pick up anyone on here but I wouldn't care if someone wanted to say hey and strike up a conversation with me. I love to read about and try my best to understand everything I can about the human condition. I am fascinated by psychology,astronomy,sociology,anthropology,theology,evolutionary biology,and philosophy. I am an atheist and also a Reverend of the Church of the Subgenius. I consider myself a feminist and really don't believe in the idea of gender as far as the role it plays in society.
What I’m doing with my life
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Alright let's just be honest on this-as of right now I am living with my mother and currently unemployed. Up until a year ago I was living in Morgantown with my wife and was working at a Sears call center up in Westover. Unfortunately, things will go wrong at times and the call center closed down and I was unable to find a job before being evicted from the apartment. My wife and I split up and she returned to her family and I returned to mine. I worked at Dollar General for a couple of months before quitting after finding out that the store manager didn't like me because she said I was "annoying" and cut my hours drastically. I got a job working at a call center in Elkins, but ended up quitting because I was starting to have severe issues of anxiety and anger problems. I have been looking for jobs consistently for the past five months, but because of the small town mentality in the area I live and the lack of jobs it has been quite difficult. I am currently making plans for some psychological treatment and plan to do whatever it takes to get myself back on my feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I would say probably the fact that I talk a lot. Not to mention that I have Tourette's Syndrome and I blink a lot, jerk my neck, and clear my throat. I also am quite an odd fellow at times.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music-Die Krupps,Skinny Puppy,Daniel Johnston,Rob Zombie,Yellow Magic Orchestra,X-Ray Spex,The Gits,System of a Down,Tool,Cradle of Filth,The Adicts,Emilie Autumn,Oomph!,Dropkick Murphys,Prince, Primus,The Ramones,Daft Punk,The Offspring,My Life With the Thrill Kult, Frank Zappa,Maximum the Hormone,Lacuna Coil, Weird Al Yankovic,Elvis Presley,Tom Waits,Vyncent Flaw,Polysics,Devo,Mike Patton,Hank Williams III, Volbeat,Jello Biafra,Queen,Johnny Cash, Link Wray,Nirvana, Michael Jackson, Slayer,Metallica, Megadeth,Pantera,Black Flag,Alice in Chains, Mindless Self Indulgence,Hanzel Und Gretyl,Marilyn Manson, Danzig,Rammstein,Acid Bath,Black Sabbath, Type O Negative,The Doors

Movies-Trainspotting,The Evil Dead, House of Thousand Corpses,Dogma,Rise of the Guardians,Frankenweenie,Memento,Full Metal Jacket, The Exorcist, Taxi Driver, Dawn of the Dead,Dead Alive, Grindhouse, Little Shop of Horrors,Interview With A Vampire, American Psycho,Bubba Ho-Tep,The Iron Giant, Terminator 2,The Devil's Rejects, American History X,Being John Malkovich, Aladdin, Hellraiser, Cannibal Holocuast, Zombi 2,Beetlejuice, Hobo With a Shotgun, Falling Down, Mallrats, Blazing Saddles, Alice in Wonderland, Land Before Time, The Secret of Nimh, All Dogs Go to Heaven,Robin Hood, The Jungle Book, The Fox and the Hound, Emperor's New Groove, The Great Mouse Detective, Lilo and Stitch, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Great Dictator, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Princess Bride, Edward Scissorhands, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Batman:Dark Knight, Grave of the Fireflies, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Pet Semetary, The Last House on the Left, The Room, Freaks, The Green Mile, Quentin Tarentino Films, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Saw movies,Night of the Living Dead, V For Vendetta, Old Boy, Lady Vengeance, The Boondock Saints, White Zombie, Natural Born Killers, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Phantom of the Opera, Cabinet of Caligari, Nosferatu, Ichi the Killer, 2LDK, Modern Times, Metropolis, Scarface, Battle Royale, Suicide Club, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club

TV Shows-Doctor Who, Sherlock, Sgt. Frog, Black Butler, Ducktales, Chip N' Dale Rescue Rangers, Kitchen Nightmares, Pinky and the Brain, X-Men, Fairly Odd Parents, FLCL, Souleater, Oddities, American Dad, Yo Gabba Gabba, Bizarre Foods, All in the Family, Taboo, Rocko's Modern Life, Tales From the Crypt, Metalocalypse, Robot Chicken, Good Eats, Big Bang Theory, Oz, MST3k, Daria, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Penn and Teller:Bullshit!, Duckman, Beavis and Butthead, Twilight Zone, Death Note, Animaniacs, Shin-Chan, Ren and Stimpy, South Park, Dexter, Monday Night Raw, Family Guy, House, The Universe

Books-Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, Breakfast of Champions, Fight Club, Anarchy Evolution, God is Not Great, Hyperspace, Catcher in the Rye, Lullaby, Rage,The God Delusion, I am America and So Can You, A Clockwork Orange, Slaughterhouse Five, Acid House, Choke
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What I really want is just people that I can have some deep intellectual conversations with-it doesn't matter if you are ale or female I wish to make it abundantly clear that if I am talking to you it is out of the curiosity of meeting new people to find common grounds with so if you are a girl or even *gasp* a guy and I message you don't take it as that I a doing so with the intention of trying to sleep with you