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36 M Albuquerque, NM

My Details

Last Online
Jul 26
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous

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My self-summary
I've a penchant for world domination, madmen and Anglophilia. I've been spotted wearing strange hats, fancy dress, and UtiliKilts.

History is one of my hobbies, and I think that if we don't learn from it, we are doomed to repeat it. (We have always been at war in Eurasia...). Additionally, computing in the 90's; Not a Brogrammer.

And if nothing else, play some board games.
What I’m doing with my life
Building a garden, immanentising the eschaton, reading a good book, enjoying a fine wine, and savouring a tasty dinner. Contemplating why we've not gone to another planet again... and when that becomes a 'yet'.

The garden is.... absent. I gotta dig it out from underneath the weeds. But at least the thunderstorms are pretty.

DO NOT LOOK AT THE SHADOWY FIGURES GATHERING AT THE DOG PARK. (I honestly need to catch up on Night Vale)
I’m really good at
Being triple-booked on any given day.
Knowing about too much about too many things.
Hatching unwieldy plans which ultimately come to naught.
Failing to convert to Metric.
Putting my foot in it.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Tweed. Or the Fez. After the beard, that is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Absinthe and Flamethrowers - The Art of Living Dangerously; All Things Considered (NPR); All Tomorrow's Parties; At The Mountains of Madness; The Baroque Cycle; Crash Course (Humanities); Cryptonomicon; Dune; Deep Space 9; The Ethical Slut; Fahrenheit 451; Fifth Element; Firefly; House of Cards (BBC); It's all Gone Pete Tong; Lamb; Lord of the Rings; Lord of the Flies; QI; Red Dwarf; Savage Love; Secretary; Sherlock (BBC); Top Gear (BBC); Transmetropolitian; Neuromancer; Wall $treet Week;

Abney Park; Avicii; Carl Cox; Chase and Status; Covenant; Daft Punk; David Guetta; Deadmau5; DJ Shadow; Dizee Rascal; Dr. Steel; Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band; Example; Feed Me; Florence + The Machine; Front Line Assembly; Glitch Mob; Information Society; Jack Beats; Justice; Knife Party; Laibach; Magnetic Man; Margaret Berger; Mr. B (The Gentleman Rhymer); Orbital; Paul Oakenfold; Pendulum; Pete Tong; The Prodigy; Professor Elemental; The Red Elvises; Royksopp; Steam Powered Giraffe; Swedish House Mafia; Tiesto; Unwoman; Victor Borge; VNV Nation;

7 Wonders; Agricola; Arkham Horror; Cards Against Humanity; Chez Geek; Dominion; Empire Builder; Kill Doctor Lucky; Munchkin; Power Grid; Revolution (SJG); Settlers of Catan; Shadowrun; Ticket to Ride;
The six things I could never do without
Towel, Green Chile, Pen & Paper, Duct Tape, and two other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dystopia. But in a good way.
Also Economics.
Dystopian Economics? Probably.

Suzeranity and Vassalage.
Going to Space.
Space Suzeranity? If only!
On a typical Friday night I am
Prognosticating, Pontificating, Pondering, or just Playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If my profile contains enough weird and intriguing in equal measures...
If you enjoy board games with a myriad of little lacquered wooden tokens...
If you don't mind the colour of the parlour, and my use of British English...
If you believe that Tweed is the only fabric you will ever need...
If you have a billing question, move knight to bishop three...