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37 Albuquerque, NM Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Straight, Sapiosexual
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've a penchant for world domination, madmen and Anglophilia. I've been spotted wearing strange hats, fancy dress, and UtiliKilts.

History is one of my hobbies, and I think that if we don't learn from it, we are doomed to repeat it. (We have always been at war in Eurasia...).

And if nothing else, play some board games.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building a garden, immanentising the eschaton, reading a good book, enjoying a fine wine, and savouring a tasty dinner. Contemplating why we've not gone to another planet again... and when that becomes a 'yet'.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being triple-booked on any given day.
Knowing about too much about too many things.
Hatching unwieldy plans which ultimately come to naught.
Failing to convert to Metric.
Putting my foot in it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The Tweed. Or the Fez. After the beard, that is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Absinthe and Flamethrowers - The Art of Living Dangerously; All Things Considered (NPR); All Tomorrow's Parties; At The Mountains of Madness; The Baroque Cycle; Crash Course (Humanities); Cryptonomicon; Discworld (Pratchett); Dune; Deep Space 9; The Ethical Slut; Fahrenheit 451; Fifth Element; Firefly; House of Cards (BBC); It's all Gone Pete Tong; Lamb; Lord of the Rings; Lord of the Flies; QI; Rat Queens; Red Dwarf; Savage Love; Secretary; Sherlock (BBC); Top Gear (BBC); Transmetropolitian; Neuromancer; Wall $treet Week;

Abney Park; Avicii; Carl Cox; Chase and Status; Covenant; Daft Punk; David Guetta; Deadmau5; DJ Shadow; Dizee Rascal; Dr. Steel; Emperor Norton's Stationary Marching Band; Example; Feed Me; Florence + The Machine; Front Line Assembly; Glitch Mob; Information Society; Jack Beats; Justice; Knife Party; Laibach; Magnetic Man; Margaret Berger; Mr. B (The Gentleman Rhymer); Orbital; Paul Oakenfold; Pendulum; Pete Tong; The Prodigy; Professor Elemental; The Red Elvises; Royksopp; Steam Powered Giraffe; Swedish House Mafia; Tiesto; Unwoman; Victor Borge; VNV Nation;

7 Wonders; Agricola; Arkham Horror; Cards Against Humanity; Chez Geek; Dominion; Empire Builder; Kill Doctor Lucky; Munchkin; Power Grid; Revolution (SJG); Settlers of Catan; Shadowrun; Ticket to Ride;
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Towel, Green Chile, Pen & Paper, Duct Tape, and Parenthetical Statements
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Dystopia. But in a good way.
Also Economics.
Dystopian Economics? Probably.

Suzeranity and Vassalage.
Going to Space.
Space Suzeranity? If only!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Prognosticating, Pontificating, Pondering, or just Playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fthagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If my profile contains enough weird and intriguing in equal measures...
If you enjoy board games with a myriad of little lacquered wooden tokens...
If you don't mind the colour of the parlour, and my use of British English...
If you believe that Tweed is the only fabric you will ever need...
If you have a billing question, move knight to bishop three...