I realised I'm a horrible person the other day when I was at the BART Station in Dublin. I passed by a newspaper vending machine and the newspaper beign displayed had the headline "Teen Stomps Infant To Death."
The first thing that pops in my head was "It was self defense!"

Hi, I'm Rev. Luke. A progressive atheist reverend with the Universal Life Church. Not a crazy atheist. You'll see me back up Mormens a lot.

No, atheist do not need reverends. I just happen to be one.

Its what I do besides school and salad tossing at Olive Garden.

I also started this thing:
http://groups.to/ministryofgoodjob/

Reverening it up. Drinking. Working. Trying to get out of school so I can figure the rest out.

I told some friends yesturday that I just need to make a head explode on stage or in a movie and then I'll get a degree i Human Sexuality

I've been going to Swing Goth. I'm not the best, but I try.

Being jittery.

The collar. Unless I'm in leisure wear, then they notice a moustache. They may notice my drink. Or my entourage, whenever I have one.
I've been noted as being loud when I drink. I've been called witty but as far as I can tell that party was also drinking.

I read a lot of comic books. Favorites are Preacher, Blackhole, The Goon, and Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol.

I read some books. I usualy don't have the time or capacity since I beleive I'm busy. The last "book" I read was Goethe's Faust part 1. One of may favoirtes is Sirens of Titan.

I've seen a lot of movies. Right now The Devils is my favorite movie. I've been known around my friends for my love of horror. That said I can't help but enjoy romantic comedies. Have you seen Benny and June, or Love, Actually? To die for.

I love a fuck ton a movies so next question.

Music is loaded. Its all over the place. I've been listening to Shiny Toy Guns a lot recently. 3 Inches of Blood is good. I usually say The Beautiful South is my favorite band. I do not like the Beatles. Your head should be spinning now.

I have a theory that I can say the most offensive things, but the moment I say I don't like the Beatle my relationship or potential ends.

p.s. the holocaust never happend
p.s.s. I don't like the Beatles

I live in the Mission, so mexican food is strong in my diet. I eat anything. I've been enjoying Tia. I've been craving raw things latley, but I don't know where to go. I'm allergic to Shrimp and Calamari. When theses allergies developped I was crushed.

I like drinking. My typical cocktails are Long Islands, Zombies,and Surfer on Acids. I drink plenty of boilermakers and beer. My two favorite beers are Franzikanzer and Red Stripe. When i go to my home town my buddy always buys my a six pack or Red Stripe.

Really? Do we need this section?
Cats that play fetch. I can't live without that.

There! You have it! Next question!

Events, drinks, and porn.

My film i want to make "Goomann."

Other than that I'm thinking about school.

Working. Yup. I'm the only salad maker at Olive Garden that they trust to close on Friday Night. If I am free on Friday I'm drinking, usully at home then at Argus.

I've got 5 brandings. I want 4 more. They are just from a coat hanger, a blow torch, and a girl.

p.s. Jesus can suck my dick
p.s.s. I don't like the Beatles

You like stuff.

Just message me. If you're really interested in hanging out with me, then say you want to hang out with me.
If within the first 4 message plans are not being laid out for meeting and actualy getting to know eachother, then I see no point. I already know my computer screen very well.