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25 Columbus, OH Man


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  • Ages 18–40
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Last Online
Today – 7:11am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Drake, toiled 4 years active duty in the Airfarce as a medical laboratory tech(hench 4 lyfe). Most of my time was spent in Landstuhl Army Regional Medical Center in south-western Germany.

I'm an avid bicyclist and a complete audiophile. Noize bullshit, surf rock, thrash metal, hip hop, and psychobilly make my ears feel pretty good. I publicly deprogram at Torgo shows. Science fiction, b-list movies, and comics also take a pretty high priority in my life.

Politically frustrated and monkey wrenchin'. Religiously a degenerate patron(Reverend Ragu) of the Church of the Subgenius, the world's only admittedly for-profit, non-tax-deductible religion.

Two Caveats: Firstly! I've been in a loving poly/open relationship for nearly three years now. Secondly I am a wage slave and have only a bike as transportation, let's swing u-locks at cars.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm a funemployed cat dad, doin' part time stuff for Sunsprout Farms. I was working with Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams in their production facility shipping department as a packin' puller, but I got in some fights with the CEOs about wage inequality and the like. Now they have a HR department!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Surfing the luck plane(that's time control and sales magic!), analyzing patient data, pickin' locks, bin diving at record shops, cooking and beverage alchemy, playing with legos, camping, finding and exploring abandoned places, moshing, drawing, et cetera.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the mutton chops and suspenders, but beneath the facial hair is a gentle, oafish giant.

His work is servile and without art; he is paid just enough to keep him alive; his only holiday is the sack.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dead Milkmen, the Aquabats, the Cramps, Ghoul, Man or Astro-Man, those Legendary Shack Shakers, Cross Examination, Grave Diggaz, Cannabis Corpse, Venom, Limp Wrist, DEVO, Mojo Nixon, Carnivore, Powerglove, the Phenomenauts, Municipal Waste, Electric Six, Chromeo, Venetian Snares, Motorhead, Big Business, Mike Patton, Frank Zappa, Boredoms, Space Cossacks, Cut Chemist, Millions of Dead Cops, Lightning Bolt, Oingo Boingo, and many, many more. Currently obsessed with Mr. Gorejah:

Principia Discordia, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Childhood's End, Access All Areas, Pulp, Martian Chronicles, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, My Friend Dahmer, In the Shadow of No Towers, The Book of the Subgenius, Revelation X, Suckle/Crumble/Ripple, Wage Slave, and so on.

If it'll stop my heart, I'd probably eat it.

Rosemary's Baby, Brazil, any of the Troma Classics (Surf Nazis Must Die, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Killer Condoms), THX1138, Wake in Fright, Midnight Cowboy, Bride of Frank, Falling Down, They Live, Fantastic Planet, Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blade Runner, and Videodrome.

MST3K, X-Files, Star Trek (sans Enterprise), Twilight Zone, Venture Brothers, Marble Hornets, Tales from the Crypt, and Ren & Stimpy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
B flicks.
Food, but I mean the most decadent of sorts.
Something for nothing.
The End Times.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The monkey on my back. Our foreign policy. Their foreign policy. The Pacific trash vortex(5,800,000 sq mi and growing!). GMOs. Lizard peoples. Fukashima. Robutts. Post-apocalyptia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In good company, with my mateGroist and the rest of the roomies probably. Partyin' like it's a police state.
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