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25 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My name is Drake, I toiled 4 years active duty in the Airfarce as a medical laboratory tech, most of which was at Landstuhl Army Regional Medical Center in south-western Germany.

I'm an avid bicyclist and a complete audiophile. There is a very special place in my heart for noize bullshit, ska, punk, surf rock, thrash metal, and psychobilly. I couldn't go a week without a good show. Science fiction, b-list movies, and comics also take a pretty high priority in my life.

Politically I'm a liberally leaning centrist and about as pink as they come. Religiously I'm a degenerate patron(Reverend Ragu is my Church name) of the Church of the Subgenius, the world's only admittedly for-profit, non-tax-deductible religion.

Two Caveats: Firstly! I've been in a loving poly/open relationship for nearly three years now. Secondly I am a wage slave and have only a bike as transportation, let's swing u-locks at cars.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I'm a funemployed cat dad, doin' part time stuff for Sunsprout Farms. I was working with Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams in their production facility shipping department as packin' puller, but I got in some fights with the CEOs.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Analyzing patient data, bin diving at record shops, I'm a fairly decent cook, playing with legos, camping, finding and exploring abandoned places, moshing, drawing, et cetera.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the mutton chops and suspenders, but beneath the facial hair is a gentle, oafish giant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Music: Dead Milkmen, the Aquabats, the Cramps, Ghoul, Man or Astro-Man, those Legendary Shack Shakers, Cross Examination, Hank Williams III, Grave Diggaz, Cannabis Corpse, Venom, Limp Wrist, DEVO, Mojo Nixon, Carnivore, MDC, Powerglove, the Phenomenauts, Municipal Waste, Electric Six, Chromeo, Venetian Snares, Motorhead, Big Business, Mike Patton, Frank Zappa, Boredoms, Space Cossacks, and many, many more. Basically I like that god damn rock n' roll, the kinda stuff that don't save souls.

Favorite Books: Principia Discordia, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Childhood's End, Access All Areas, and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep. Bunch of scifi mostly.

Favorite Comics: Most works by Daniel Clowes, Frank Miller, Dave Cooper, Neil Gaiman, David Burns, Robert Crumb, et cetera. Romp has turn into my favorite local comix, haha.

Food: If it'll stop my heart, I'd probably eat it.

Movies: Rosemary's Baby, Brazil, any of the Troma Classics (Surf Nazis Must Die, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Killer Condoms), THX1138, Wake in Fright, Midnight Cowboy, Bride of Frank, Falling Down, They Live, Fantastic Planet, Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blade Runner, and Videodrome.

Television: MST3K, X-Files, Star Trek (sans Enterprise), Twilight Zone, Venture Brothers, Marble Hornets, Tales from the Crypt, and Ren & Stimpy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
B flicks.
Vapor nicotine and accessories.
Food, but I mean the most decadent of sorts.
My bike.
Carnal delights.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The monkey on my back. Our foreign policy. The Pacific trash vortex. GMOs. Lizard peoples. Fukashima. Robutts. Post-apocalyptia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In good company, with my mateGroist and the rest of the roomies probably. Partyin' like it's a police state.
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