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24 M Columbus, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:24am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on two-year college
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Drake, I toiled 4 years active duty in the Airforce as a medical laboratory tech, most of which was at Landstuhl Army Regional Medical Center in south-western Germany.

I'm an avid bicyclist and a complete audiophile. There is a very special place in my heart for big band, ska, punk, surf rock, thrash metal, and psychobilly. I couldn't go a week without a good show. Science fiction, b-list movies, and comics also take a pretty high priority in my life.

Politically I'm a liberally leaning centrist and about as pink as they come. Religiously I'm a degenerate patron(Reverend Ragu is my Church name) of the Church of the Subgenius, the world's only admittedly for-profit, non-tax-deductible religion.

Two Caveats: Firstly! I've been in a loving poly relationship for two and a half years now. Secondly I am a wage slave and have only a bike, let's ride!
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working with Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams in their production facility shipping department. I'm a packin' puller, har har.
I’m really good at
Analyzing patient data, bin diving at record shops, I'm a fairly decent cook, playing with legos, camping, finding and exploring abandoned places, moshing, drawing, et cetera.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the mutton chops and suspenders, but beneath the facial hair is a gentle, oafish giant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Music: Dead Milkmen, the Aquabats, the Cramps, Ghoul, Man or Astro-Man, those Legendary Shack Shakers, Cross Examination, Hank Williams III, Cannabis Corpse, the Pixies, Venom, DEVO, Mojo Nixon, Carnivore, Powerglove, the Phenomenauts, Municipal Waste, Electric Six, Chromeo, and many, many more. Basically I like that god damn rock n' roll, the kinda stuff that don't save souls.

Favorite Books: Principia Discordia, House of Leaves, Brave New World, Childhood's End, Access All Areas, and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

Favorite Comics: Hardboiled, Sin City, anything by Daniel Clowes really, Tank Girl, Sandman Series, and Dave Cooper's pretty fun too.

Food: If it'll stop my heart, I'd probably eat it.

Movies: Rosemary's Baby, Brazil, any of the Troma Classics (Surf Nazis Must Die, Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD, Killer Condoms), THX1138, Falling Down, They Live, Fantastic Planet, Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Blade Runner, and Videodrome.

Television: MST3K, X-Files, Star Trek TNG, Twilight Zone, Venture Brothers, Marble Hornets, Tales from the Crypt, and Ren & Stimpy.
The six things I could never do without
B flicks.
Vapor nicotine and accessories.
Food, but I mean the most decadent of sorts.
My bike.
Carnal delights.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The monkey on my back. Our foreign policy. The Pacific trash vortex. GMOs. Lizard peoples. Fukashima. Robutts. Post-apocalyptia.
On a typical Friday night I am
In good company, with my mateGroist and the rest of the roomies probably. Partyin' like it's a police state.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was engaged once to a backdoor baptist?
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex