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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 19
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Average build
Dropped out of University
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek
My self-summary
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It's been said there is a fine line between genius and madness. I can never tell which side I'm on at any given time.

Also, the letters INTP seem to be an important self-descriptor amongst a certain subsection of the users of this site.

I'm just on here looking for friends. I enjoy female companionship and appreciate and value the female perspective, even if I don't always understand it.

I find nothing changes the dynamic of a fledgling male-female friendship from relaxed and enjoyable, to awkward and uncomfortable quite as quickly or as thoroughly as the introduction of sex.

That being said, I'm not looking to rush into bed with anyone. We can talk, if we both find that agreeable we can hang out. If that goes well, we can become friends. Once we're friends, there is an open enrollment period in both January and July if you would like to apply for benefits. ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
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Working to live while I try to get my music to the point where it can be my primary source of income. If you would like to be a part of that, send me a message and I will let you know when my band will be performing next.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cursing, playing drums, cooking, saying off the wall things with a total deadpan delivery, giving the strangest possible answer to common and straightforward questions, playing the devil's advocate, problem solving, deductive reasoning, abstract thinking, logic, procrastinating. Speaking of which I'll come back to this later, or maybe after that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, I'm not other people. Probably my wit, or my tattoos.

Or possibly, the fact that I have a big, huge, gigantic, enormous, gargantuan, stupendous, colossal, titanic, awe-inspiring, jaw-droppingly large...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy Trilogy (all 5 books), Braindroppings, Clan of the Cave Bear, Go the Fuck to Sleep, The Kybalion

Movies: Spider-Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bruce Almighty, se7en, Fight Club, The Incredible Hulk, The Lord of the Rings, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man, The Men Who Stare at Goats, A Beautiful Mind

TV: To paraphrase the Most Interesting Man in the World: I don't often watch television, but when I do, I choose cartoons.

Music: Tool, Puscifer, Clutch, System of a Down, Jamiroquai, 311, Hank Williams III, Skindred, Cake, Mudvayne, Belà Fleck and the Flecktones, Meytal Cohen, Primus, Ill Niño, Nonpoint, N.E.R.D, anything but Pop, I can't stand that brain rotting garbage. Oh and "Christian Rock" Seriously, just stop. If your God wanted you to make music, you would have been born with talent.

Food: I love food and I love to cook good food. I hate condiments, however. Mustard, mayonnaise, and ranch are the Axis of Evil of the culinary world in my eyes. Ketchup and Barbecue sauce are occasionally tolerable in certain dishes, and I like a little Italian dressing on my salads or sandwiches, but that's about it. I'll give just about anything a try, however I absolutely refuse to eat anything's testicles. Or any other genitalia for that matter. Whoever decided that was a good idea had some serious deep-seeded issues if you ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Air, Water, Shelter, The Sun, and gravity. Seriously, everything else I thought I could never do without has been lost to me at one point or another in my life. I can't say it's been all sunshine and rainbows but I'm still here. Six things I would *prefer* not to live without are: My cell phone; a musical instrument of some sort, pref. drums, but a guitar or bass would do; air conditioning; friends; naps; and ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel, particle physics, higher states of consciousness, unified field theory, string theory, human nature, aliens, pan/multidimensional beings, parallel universes (would the existence of parallel universes imply the existence of perpendicular universes?), food, smart ass things to say, what Pinky and the Brain are going to do tomorrow night...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wouldn't you be more interested in what I would be doing on an atypical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm fucking crazy. Not like "rolls up turds in little balls and eats them" crazy, or "murdered a family of 5 and made kites from their skin" crazy. More like "will drop trou on a busy street to show you a tattoo" crazy or "believes he can disperse clouds with the power of his mind" crazy. Nothing dangerous, unless of course you are a cloud...
You should message me if
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You get an ego boost when you go to the visitors page of this site and it shows "You have visitors turned on".

You can't think of anything better to do.