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Revwildo

36 M Mesa, AZ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek

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My self-summary
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I've heard there is a fine line between genius and madness. I'm definitely on one side or the other.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working to live while I try to get my music to the point where it can be my primary source of income. If you would like to be a part of that, send me a message and I will let you know when my band will be performing next.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cursing, playing drums, cooking, saying off the wall things with a total deadpan delivery, coming up with the most ridiculous things to say in response to common questions, playing the devil's advocate, problem solving, deductive reasoning, abstract thinking, logic, procrastinating. Speaking of which I'll come back to this later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure, I'm not other people. Probably my wit, or my tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy Trilogy, Braindroppings, Clan of the Cave Bear, Go the Fuck to Sleep, The Kybalion

Movies: Spider-Man, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bruce Almighty, se7en, Fight Club, The Incredible Hulk,

TV: Family Guy, American Dad, Archer, Workaholics, Tosh.0, and SNL on those rare occasions when it's actually funny. No reality shows. What happened to television being an escape from the everyday grind? Now you just escape to someone else's everyday grind? Why the fuck would anyone want to do that?

Music: Tool, Puscifer, Clutch, System of a Down, Jamiroquai, 311, Hank Williams III, Skindred, Cake, Mudvayne, Belà Fleck and the Flecktones, Meytal Cohen, Primus, Ill Niño, Nonpoint, N.E.R.D, anything but Pop, I can't stand that brain rotting garbage. Oh and "Christian Rock" Seriously, just stop. If God wanted you making music, he would have given you talent.

Food: I love food and I love to cook good food. I hate condiments, however. Mustard, mayonnaise, and ranch are the Axis of Evil of the culinary world in my eyes. Ketchup and Barbecue sauce are occasionally tolerable in certain dishes, and I like a little Italian dressing on my salads or sandwiches, but that's about it. I'll give just about anything a try, however I absolutely refuse to eat anything's testicles. Or any other genitalia for that matter. Whoever decided that was a good idea had some serious deep-seeded issues if you ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Air, Water, Shelter, The Sun, and gravity. Seriously, everything else I thought I could never do without has been lost to me at one point or another in my life. I can't say it's been all sunshine and rainbows but I'm still here. Six things I would *prefer* not to live without are: My cell phone; a musical instrument of some sort, pref. drums, but a guitar or bass would do; air conditioning; friends; naps; and ice cream.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Time travel, particle physics, higher states of consciousness, unified field theory, string theory, human nature, aliens, pan/multidimensional beings, parallel universes, food, smart ass things to say, what Pinky and the Brain are going to do tomorrow night...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Engaging in one of the nerdiest things in all of nerd-dom.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm fucking crazy. Not like "rolls up turds in little balls and eats them" crazy, or "murdered a family of 5 and made kites from their skin" crazy. More like "will drop trou on a busy street to show you a tattoo" crazy or "believes he can disperse clouds with the power of his mind" crazy. Nothing dangerous, unless of course you are a cloud...
You should message me if
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You get an ego boost when you go to the visitors page of this site and it shows "You have visitors turned on".

You can't think of anything better to do.

You want to have a conversation with a guy who isn't going to ask for pictures of your boobs or send you a random picture of his junk within the first 5 minutes of communication. A true gentleman always waits a minimum of 6 minutes before engaging in misogynist behavior.