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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Yesterday – 6:04pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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Dropped out of space camp
Art / Music / Writing
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Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Actor and writer.
Socially awkward extrovert.
I appreciate fashion more as a result than a lifestyle.
I equally dread and relish awkward moments.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating a lot of kale and perfecting my Werner Herzog impression.
I’m really good at
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Brevity. Or clever cop-outs.
The first things people usually notice about me
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that I often refuse to shave my mustache.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Samuel Beckett, Harold Pinter, Raymond Carver, Etgar Keret.

Oldie movies: The Graduate, Annie Hall, Fitzcarraldo, Barfly, After Hours.
Newie Movies: Holy Motors, Rubber, Whiplash, Beauty is Embarrassing, Love Exposure.

I love music of all varieties, though my attention to current artists is spotty at best. Recently I've been perusing this list:

I like all those weird David Letterman interviews from the 80s. You know, the weird ones.

I grew up listening to Joe Frank and This American Life. I've recently been obsessed with the podcasts How Did This Get Made, The Tobolowsky Files, and Getting On With James Urbaniak.

Food is neat. Especially the kind that doesn't turn your insides into glue, and can fit in a Nutri-Bullet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clever cop-outs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
More than can be conveniently summarized.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In or out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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In high school I played percussive hand-farts in a rock band.
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You're a little odd and like odd things. Or so you're told.

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