For a moment I though to myself "I should be an adult and remove the humble brag/swag" joke. I stopped that ridiculous thought right quick, that is still way too funny.
Or at least, I think I'm funny, you are not required to think I am funny.
This is my new-new profile. I got bored with the old one. I feel like maybe I compulsively edit this when I am bored...
I am 24.
I have an English degree
I have a paralegal degree.
I love music.
I love blue eyes.
I love correct spelling and proper grammar.
I love reading.
I love chocolate.
I love people watching.
I love whiskey.
I love beer.
I love Jennifer Lawrence (So much love. So much. Dear lord).
My bed is probably one of my favorite places.
Pasta is delicious.
So is ice cream.
According to the self-summary up there I am essentially a hungry, alcoholic nerd who sleeps a lot...
I wish I slept a lot.