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RhetoricalJonny

23 M Boca Raton, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm not very romantic and like dumb things. My passions can be imagined as a three-circle Venn diagram, with categories including beer, video games, and history. Talk about most anything, intellectual or otherwise, is also a pleasure.
What I’m doing with my life
History major at FAU, recently returned from Ohio. Caught between the thrilling prospective pursuits of high school teaching or being a museum docent.
I’m really good at
Recalling trivia and doing the best Gollum impression you've heard.
The first things people usually notice about me
The eyes. Almost got the high school superlative and EVERYTHING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Persepolis, Kingdom Come, In Cold Blood, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids, Slaughterhouse Five

Movies:
Big Fish, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Cabin in the Woods

TV:
Venture Bros, King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, American Pickers, Tim & Eric Awesome Show (Great Job!), Louie

Music:
The Devil Makes Three, That Handsome Devil, Magma, Wynonie Harris, The Mountain Goats, Royal Crown Revue, Kula Shaker, Clutch

Games:
Morrowind, Dark Souls, Pokémon, Deus Ex, Team Fortress 2, Animal Crossing, Bioshock, Earthbound
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why anyone would steal my '09 Hyundai Accent.

If Hitler cried when he killed Blondi.

How to keep ducks in an apartment despite their aversion to bowel control.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wanting fancier beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own, like, two decks of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
If reading this profile was more funny than exasperating.