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RhetoricalJonny

24 Delray Beach, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Status
Single
Speaks
English
My self-summary
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I'm not very romantic and like dumb things. Often times, I'll get tipsy on craft beer and give high-energy history lectures.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated with my history degree from FAU; caught between the thrilling prospective pursuits of high school teaching or being a museum docent. I really hope to travel sometime soon, mostly to places where I suppose Americans won't be very welcome. Also, assistant-to-someone at the new Boca brewery, Barrel of Monks. Check us out, we're now open.
I’m really good at
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Recalling trivia and doing the best Gollum impression you've heard.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The eyes. Almost got the high school superlative and EVERYTHING.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Persepolis, Kingdom Come, In Cold Blood, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids, Slaughterhouse Five

Movies:
Big Fish, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Cabin in the Woods

TV:
Venture Bros, King of the Hill, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Futurama, American Pickers, Tim & Eric Awesome Show (Great Job!), Space Dandy

Music:
The Devil Makes Three, That Handsome Devil, Magma, Wynonie Harris, The Mountain Goats, Royal Crown Revue, Kula Shaker, Clutch

Games:
Morrowind, Dark Souls, Pokémon, Deus Ex, Team Fortress 2, Animal Crossing, Bioshock, Earthbound
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why anyone would steal my '09 Hyundai Accent.

If Hitler cried when he killed Blondi.

How to keep ducks in an apartment despite their aversion to bowel control.

Building a tiny house.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking crap rum, watching Netflix, and falling asleep before midnight.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I own, like, two decks of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. It's hard to just throw away a perfectly nice Dark Magician.
You should message me if
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If reading this profile was more fun than exasperating.