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Rhetoricalmuse

38 London, UK Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 26–44
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:50am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Since moving back to London from Sydney a few years ago, I've embarked on a series of adventures. I've hung from a trapeze and played on an aerial hoop despite slight vertigo, and fired an AK-47 in the Arizona desert though a confirmed pacifist. I've also met a lot of wonderful people, performed burlesque, learnt to dance ballet en pointe and had a lot of fun along the way.

I have also adjusted my views on the way relationships work (for me) and I have some wonderful people in my life (extra note here - gender is not an important thing for me. People are people I find some people attractive and others not, it's nothing to do with which bits they have). I identify as poly and the more I learn the more it makes sense for me and the happier it makes me. OK, that's my disclaimer done. If you're not comfortable with that, I'm not the girl for you.

The 'personality' tab on this profile probably sums me up better than I could myself. But maybe that should have gone under the 'Most Private Thing' bit...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Spending as much time as possible with wild, wonderful and interesting people.

Dancing at every available opportunity (ballet, swing, blues, ballroom, contemporary, commercial, burlesque, cabaret...)

Planning events and getting involved with great organisations.

And opening a lingerie shop. Yes, really, I do in fact sell pretty pants for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting myself into bizarre situations, winning at Cards Against Humanity, cooking for large numbers of people, listening, finding the funny side and I seem to have developed a talent for comedy accidents that end up with objects hitting my head (note: the last one is not something to be proud of)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm guessing it would be that I'm small and blonde. Sometimes that I'm all vintaged up. I'm usually laughing or bouncing about and gesticulating wildly.

Oh , and I apparently look a bit like a gelfling on occasion (update: I finally got to test this and dress as one at a party. Picture uploaded)

Though I have also been compared to a mogwai more than once too, so don't feed me after midnight, or get me wet... wait...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
OK...books... Cold Comfort Farm, Anything by Arthur Miller or Tennessee Williams, The Cloud Atlas, I was studying nutrition part time so I have a lot of books on anatomy and the food chain, The Story of O, Wuthering Heights, I have a strange penchant for books about spies and London gangsters, Anything by Malcolm Gladwell ...

Movies & TVs... Flash Gordon, Blue Velvet, Gross Point Blank, Almost Famous (because I never got to be a groupie), Hitchcock, Lynch (Twin Peaks dominated my teenage mind), In Bruges, Spooks, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Secretary, Game of Thrones, The Big Lebowski, Drop Dead Fred, The Godfather movies...

Music... Big mix of swing, soul, blues and indie. The King Blues, Sarah Vaughn, Bon Iver, Duke Ellington, Radiohead, The Cat Empire, Louis Armstrong, Sia, Stevie Wonder, Nirvana, Mogwai...

Food... Anything and everything (except cheese - but that's an allergy - tragic I know) I'm a massive carnivore. Steak makes me happy. And in the right mood the spicier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, my passport, things that make me giggle uncontrollably, good company, dance shoes and adventures. Can I have a good single malt and a hula hoop too? And a comfortable warm bed. Am I getting greedy now?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder what would happen if I...
How ridiculous/awesome/funny/thrilling it was when I...
How much I'm looking forward to when I...
Why did I....
When can I next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Typical isn't something I've experienced a lot of recently...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Confessions are so much better in person so, for the moment, I'll confess to something strange instead of personal... I have a phobia of animated plasticine. A proper shuddering, eyes clenched tight, chills down the spine one. Yes that includes morph (though he's less bad because he squashes himself) and yes it does mean I have never watched Wallace and Gromit - in fact whenever they appear on an advert I bolt from the room.

Also I probably read your profile in a funny accent in my head. I do that since a date introduced me to the idea.

Oh and I have the google plug in switched on to see if you are open, sex positive and a generally happy person.

And I love shibari.

I'm not that good at secrets.
You should message me if
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You are GGG, have a penchant for mischief, a happy disposition and some good stories to tell. I have a real thing about guys whose sideburns match their faces. And who sometimes wear eyeliner. And I love girls with innocent faces and dirty minds.

You REALLY shouldn't message me if we match less than 85-ish% (so far, the algorithms have been spot on), you have no photos on your profile or just a torso shot (to quote a fabulous friend "Anyone who thinks their photo is improved by cropping it just above the waist and below the chin has their priorities all wrong"), you send one liners ('hi how are u?' messages irritate me much more than the properly crazy ones) or you don't approach life and relationships with an open mind and heart. But nobody ever reads this bit, either that or they don't believe me. Yes, I'm looking at you Mr Torso man with a 52% match messaging me 'wanna chat?' and who thinks I *clearly* can't mean you...