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25 Keyport, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 2:28pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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I love music, movies, books, etc just like everyone else. Genres may vary but when it comes down to it, we are all into the same basic things. I like thinking. I like playing with words. Everyone used to tell me I should be a writer. I used to want to be one. I have a borderline unhealthy relationship with Netflix. Tattoos are my drug of choice - currently have eight. I love to laugh. My sense of humor is dark and sarcastic and off kilter as much as it is light-hearted and carefree. I love road trips and going on random adventures. I thrive on spontaneity. I love going to shows. Sports are not my thing at all, but I absolutely adore professional surfing with every fiber of my being. I'm a huge Disney fan as much as I am a Tim Burton addict. I love horror. I highly enjoy altering my appearance. I like spikes and leather and six inch heels. I also highly enjoy blasphemy.

I am a study in contradictions. And if you're bad for me, I'll probably like you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell merchandise for bands. Local for now, but I'm working on landing that first national touring gig. And when that day comes I shall jump about like a gleeful little schoolgirl. Sometimes I'm a webcam girl.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making dumb jokes, being baffled by electronics (they have vendettas against me, I swear), singing, being awkward in public places, and remembering that actor's name/what movie or show they were in when you JUST CAN'T GET IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S ON THE TIP OF YOUR TONGUE.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, and how they're just so gosh darn big! And my hair. I mean, obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh god.

Books: Everything. Autobiographies to medical thrillers to fantasy epics to horror to classics, etc and forever. I will say that my favorite series is hands down George RR Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire. And a couple of my favorite novels off the top of my head..anything by Anne Rice, Michael Crichton, Dan Brown, or Robin Cook. Lost Souls by Poppy Z Brite. Darkness by John Saul. I really could go on forever.

Movies: Even worse than books. We'd be here all day. Disney. Tim Burton. Horror. Thrillers. Documentaries. Action. Adventure. Comedy. Drama. Sci Fi. Independent. Foreign (mostly foreign horror). I've seen very few movies that I DIDN'T like. I can find good in just about everything.

Shows: Game of Thrones. Lie To Me. Archer. Scrubs. Rome. The Tudors. Sherlock. Battlestar Galactica. Metalocalypse. Numb3rs. Criminal Minds. Firefly. Video Game High School. Hemlock Grove. Invader Zim. The Vampire Diaries. True Blood. Death Note. Doctor Who. The Originals. Supernatural. The Almighty Johnsons. Family Guy. House of Cards. Futurama. Law & Order SVU. South Park. Sons of Anarchy. Warehouse 13. White Collar.

Music: Mostly rock, and every genre even loosely associated with it, though I do enjoy many other genres of music. Pop, classical, R&B, some rap, etc. Music is my life. Pretty much the whole thing. My world. Here are random bands I love to death and/or have been listening to lately: HIM, Sleeping With Sirens, Motionless In White, Heartist, Bring Me The Horizon, Eminem, Crown The Empire, Madina Lake, The Starting Line, Black Veil Brides, Get Scared, Fall Out Boy, Jamisonparker, Escape The Fate, From First To Last, William Control, The Used, Marilyn Manson, Kill Hannah, Combichrist, Deadstar Assembly, Hollywood Undead, Panic! At The Disco, Twisted Method, The 69 Eyes, Crashdiet, Vains of Jenna, Wednesday 13, etc. This list really could go on forever. This isn't even a fair sampling. Ask me.

Food: Everything bad for me. Sometimes stuff that's good for me. Food doesn't play a big role in my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Netflix
- Music
- Random Adventures
- Friends
- Books
- Possibilities (because I'm just so goddamn deep and shit)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For some reason, I like to break down different aspects of society and imagine them smaller, almost childlike. It's a little hard to explain. Like when a movie is made and released in theaters, I think of it like something out of Ed, Edd & Eddy - it's like some kids got together and made their own movie and you have to give them your allowance to get into the backyard to see it. There are better examples, but that was the first one that came to mind. My brain works in strange ways.

How I really want to learn/do new things (and be proficient at them). Horseback riding, scuba diving, archery, rock climbing, skydiving, kayaking, speaking new languages, martial arts, etc. I want to do...everything. Except bungee jumping. Fuck that noise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with friends, at a show or a bar or party or whatever...or at home vegetating and watching shit on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm just as insecure as everyone else. Don't tell anyone. I'd like to keep my image of indifferent confidence.
You should message me if
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You're not a fucking idiot. You're not easily offended and are capable of typing in full sentences. You're not uptight. Message me if you're fun and carefree and just don't give a shit.

And if you do decide to message me, PLEASE have something more to say than hello. Start a conversation. Bust out an interesting fact. Bring up something you think I might be interested in. Tell a freaking joke. ANYTHING other than a simple hello. Give me something to go on. Make me want to get back to you.