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25 M East Greenwich, RI

My Details

Last Online
Aug 24
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and very serious about it
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Well I'll try and keep it short. Like everyone here, I'm looking to meet someone. And like most here, I've tried it before. So I apologize in advance if I sound bitter or condescending. In any case, gotta take the strikes with the gutters. (Kudos if you get the ref.) In any case, I don't like summarizing myself in a paragraph. In a few short words I consider myself witty, sarcastic, and easy going. I like to find the similar things in other people. I think it's important to be self aware, and all that goes with knowing yourself. I tend to keep two sets of books, if you talk to me more, and hopefully you do, you'll know what I mean if you find yourself in a conversation about the Socratic method one minute and crazy party stories the next. I hold people to a high standard and I expect they do the same of me. Anyway, there's a lot more to me than this box, and I'm sure the same goes for everyone else. Not much left for this section, so cheers.

So because I've seen this in other profiles... I figure why not? Here's some clips that tend to sum me up really well, or at least I figure factor in to my personality. Watch them... Or don't? No biggie.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream, saving up for a house. Hanging with my friends, working the nine to five, reading and always trying to keep busy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bleh. I hate to be stereotypical in this section (or any section for that matter). But I'm a pretty good listener. I'm always there for my friends. I'm also good with a hilarious anecdote here and there and I've been told my art isn't too bad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 6'4". You'd be suprised how many people say "Did you know your really tall?" No. No I had no idea, thanks for clueing me into that one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
None of these are gonna be a complete list so 'ere goes.

P.G. Wodehouse, George Orwell, Salman Rushdie, Ian Fleming, Tom Clancy, Jules Verne, George Elliot, David Simon, Mark Twain, Jack London, Christopher Hitchens, Michael Crichton, J.G. Ballard, John Stienbeck, David Hume, Stieg Larson, Ayaan Hirsi Ali.... Then in comics, Alan Moore, Brian Michael Bendis, Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, Jeff Lemire, Scott Snyder.

Nolan, Spielberg, Scorsese, Tarintino, Kubrick, Kevin Smith, Judd Apatow... Then I guess Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Predator, The Sandlot, Deer Hunter, The Jerk, Office Space, 3:10 to Yuma, Big Lebowski, The Dollars Trilogy, Major Payne, Good Will Hunting, Back to the Future, Godfather I and II, Casablanca, Heavyweights, Platoon, Major League, Thin Red Line, Alien, The Hurt Locker, Die Hard, Robocop, The Last Castle, Bridge on the River Kwai, The Dirty Dozen.

Sunny in Philadelphia, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Walking Dead, Daily Show, Workaholics, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, The IT Crowd, Cheers, Rocko's Modern Life. House of Cards, The Wire, Baseball... BBC News.

AC/DC, Pearl Jam, Mumford and Sons, Alabama Shakes, Van Morrison, The Yardbirds, John Coltrane, Otis Redding, The Eagles, Pink Floyd, Flogging Molly, Grateful Dead, Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Jimi Hendrix, Gov't Mule, The Allman Brothers, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Oasis, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Toots and the Maytals, Warren Zevon, The Band, Bob Dylan, Dave Matthews Band, Cream, Clapton, Wolfmother, Tom Petty, Neil Young, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Van Halen, The Doors, Queen, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Rage Against the Machine, REM, Metallica, Dropkick Murphys, The Pouges, Bruce Springsteen, Portugal. The Man, MGMT, Kings of Leon, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi Aaron Neville.

A nice big juicy burger with bacon and cheese and fries and a solid beer or six never hurt.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Quick little observation: It's always refreshing to see something here besides "food, water, oxygen..." People, that clearly wasn't the aim of the question. Also... coffee and an iPhone arn't exactly original. C'mon...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where the world is going, neither in a good or bad way. Just progressing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Solving the problems of the world at the mahogany ridge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a real private guy, so feel free to ask me. None of this is private, but I'll talk your ear off about comic books.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You feel like having a conversation and sharing a few stories, and your witty and don't mind being yourself! Basically if your also a sarcastic asshole who appreciates great beer we'd get along famously.

Hopefully this didn't come off to negative, seriously as long as your an easy going lady I'd definitely wanna have a conversation with you at some point, everyones bound to have something in common with someone else. I really am always up for gaining a new perspective or getting outside my comfort zone conversationally or otherwise.