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RhymingRyan

23 Alhambra, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a happy person. Maybe I'm funny, maybe I'm not. I laugh at all my own jokes, so I must be hilarious, right?

Maybe you could laugh at all my jokes too? Or at least pretend to. If that doesn't work for you, maybe we could spend a day building things with Legos instead.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hoarding sunscreen in preparation for my move from Portland (OR) to Los Angeles.

I haven't seen the sun in years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tinkering. Small talk. Big talk. Remembering names. Singing in the Car. Getting lost. Finding tables in the dark with my shin.

Also, I can play exactly one song on the Ukulele. Impressed?

I can't blame you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My milkshakes. They bring all the boys to the yard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books-

I like all books, but I'm partial to anything written by Kurt Vonnegut. Robert Graves is pretty cool too. I'm currently working my way through Dostoevsky's "The Brothers Karamazov". Would recommend.

Shows-

Seinfeld is a strong number 1 for me. The Office being a close second.

Parks and Rec can't be left out of this conversation either.

Music-

Everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Graduating, moving 1000 miles away, and starting my new job in a new city.

It's exciting.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're willing to do all of the touristy things with me. I need to go to disneyland at least 20 times before I start my new job.

At least.