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RhythmMethodd

50 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French, Hebrew, Yiddish

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My self-summary
To sate your curiosity...
Voilà...The 'answer' to, "Why RhythmMethodd?":

...So there I was, sitting around with Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart--y'see, they were starting a new band and I suggested calling it 'Rhythm Methodd' and they said, "Rhythm Methodd? How about 'Eurythmics'?" and I said, "Eurythmics? Are you kidding me? 'Rhythm Methodd' is a great name; ya gotta go with 'Rhythm Methodd'!" And they said, "What do You know? You're from Canada! You've got Rush, Leonard fuckin' narcoleptic Cohen and that's all!" And I said, "Listen you pompous Carnaby Street rejects, you'd have trouble recognizing good taste if it smacked you on the side of the head." And they said, "Oh yeah? Well, um......Canadian beer sucks!" THAT was when the shit really hit the fan.

Meow back to our regularly scheduled profile...

We are ever-evolving works-in-progress; that may be why a relationship requires compromise and periodic adjustment. Talk amongst yourselves...

I am a literate sensualist and a creative conversationalist; I am also a creative sensualist and a literate conversationalist. I'm a fusion of it all. I give good tête-à-tête...

I reject affectation, but strive to effect affection perfection as an affection afficionado; actually, I'm a world-ranked kisser/hugger/cuddler--who's looking for a partner in the pairs category.

I prefer to pray to rather than prey upon. I'd opt for super silliest superseding supercilious.

Oh yeah, I can tell a Munch (Edvard) from a Munsch (Robert). But of Munch and Munsch, was either much of a mensch?
What I’m doing with my life
I sing. I care. I walk. I cycle.

Vocationally, I'm a vocalist (singer/voice artist)...basso profundo/deep bass (although my academic background is Public Policy/Administration).

I spent three weeks volunteering on two separate occasions in the NY/NJ disaster relief effort after Superstorm Sandy--gutting homes, community centers, synagogues, churches in Hoboken, Long Island, Brooklyn, and Queens. Tikkun Olam - To Mend The World - is a principle I prefer to practice rather than preach.

I live by the courage of my convictions and have the constitution to stand by them. Can you say that about yourself?

I'm trying to help get 'Now' replaced by 'Meow', i.e.:
- Give it to me--right MEOW!
- And Meow for something completely different.
- "Meow is the winter of our discontent..."

At some point, I imagine I'll leave this--my home town--and relocate elsewhere; you might expedite it.
I’m really good at
...what really counts--which are the intangibles, i.e., intellect, wit, creativity, loyalty/devotion, reliability, sense of adventure, passion, compassion, communication, active listening, etc. And they're already out on permanent display for your perusal.

...playing 'Botticelli' during road trips.

Also, I tell THE best--and I say this with a complete lack of humility--I tell THE best version of 'The Aristocrats' ever. Ever.
The first things people usually notice about me
My shaved head, my 'stache (which comes and goes), and, my (deep) voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Young at Heart, The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade (Marat/Sade), Casablanca, The Last Waltz, The Princess Bride, Field of Dreams, Big Fish, The Illusionist, Mystery Men.

George Carlin, Lenny Bruce, Henry Rollins, Taylor Mali, Sarah Silverman, Stewart & Colbert.

An Idiot Abroad

Les Ballets Trockadero

Postmodern Jukebox, The Persuasions, The Band, Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys, The East Village Opera Company, Gypsy Devils, Tuck & Patti, Southern Blues/Rock, Soul, old R 'n B, a Cappella, Jazz, Classical, Klezmer, Chazzanut.

Most fun performance moment: singing 'Under The Boardwalk' a Cappella with The Drifters & The Persuasions together on stage.

A trio of songs to dance to: Wild Night--Van Morrison; Cover Me--Bruce Springsteen; Where Have All The Cowboys Gone--Paula Cole. Special mention...(best post-dinner living room 'fluffy' dance tune) Dance With Me--Orleans. Best pre-bedtime dance tune: Moon River--Andy Williams.

Best Music Video Ever: Put Down the Duckie

Maus, The Yiddish Policemen's Union, Into Thin Air, Marley & Me, Tuesdays With Morrie, To Kill A Mockingbird, 18th & 19th century romance poetry--read aloud to my honey, i.e., 'It Is Not Beauty I Demand' - George Darley (1828)

All food played with by consenting adults. Oh, but if we're talking about 'eating', then--Indian, Chinese, (Good) Pizza, Mexican, Italian, Geek, uh--Greek (well, there's always room to eat a little geek, too).
The six things I could never do without
'Non-conformity'*. Why succumb to joining the masses by listing five more?

Ok, I'll succumb...a little. I need 'purpose'. And 'memories'. I'll throw in 'passion' with that, too...

Add 'integrity' to the mix. There's always 'hope'.

Non-conformity*, memories, purpose, passion, integrity and hope. Meow a little self-indulgence--I really, really enjoy my regular shvitz (steam bath), and, when the temp drops to 0°F (-18°C) ...my red gatkes.
(*Non-conformity and the art of compromise are indeed compatible.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I've been thinking about getting a dog, and naming her 'Quat', just so I can call out..... "KumQuat!" Please note the proper spelling--with a 'K'.....because using a 'C' and calling out 'CumQuat'...well, that's just rude.

I'm thinking about whether this year I may summit Mt. Rainier--the highest volcano (14,411 feet) and most glaciated peak in the continental U.S. (I'm on a waiting list).

I'm thinking whether someone here might like to become a future ex pat in Panama?

I'm thinking about why is it, regardless of what I click in the 'I'm looking for...' category (I keep selecting long-term) the robot reverts it to 'friends' and deletes anything else. What kind of guy does it think I am? Let's see--being in touch with my feminine side despite my masculinity, I place a premium on pleasing my partner, I can stop and ask for directions, and I can admit when I'm wrong. Oh, and I always put the toilet seat down. How refreshing. But I digress...
On a typical Friday night I am
...doing what I would otherwise typically do most nights. However, lighting candles with someone would be nice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was arrested by the KGB in the Soviet Union...for "conspiring to smuggle state secrets." Seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 37–61
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
...you want someone to: share with, be challenged by, learn from, inspire/be inspired by, or...if you're really horny--that works, too! I'm kidding! Geez--lighten up a little!

You've made it this far; bravo. Feel free to complete my own little survey. Answer in the spirit with which it's been written:

1. Toilet paper ought to be placed
a) over
b) under
c) out of the reach of children
d) within reach of dogs & cats; it's highly entertaining

2. Toothpaste should be squeezed from
a) the top
b) the bottom
c) from any damn place one feels like squeezing

3. First date conversation topics--which engage you and which repel you:
a) How much money he makes
b) The next model car he's getting
c) Where he's travelled
d) Why he went to see 'The Vagina Monologues' 37 times
e) Which anatomical part his birthmark resembles and where on his body you can find it

4. Your birthday is approaching. Would you prefer
a) to have your boyfriend take you to a 5 star restaurant, followed by an appearance at a chic club, and then be given a gift so expensive you take out a loan to pay the insurance on it, or
b) to have dinner cooked for you at home (with a playful dessert), have your bath drawn, soft music, candles, and a boyfriend who becomes your man-servant for the evening, or
c) have your boyfriend forget your birthday so he can be guilted into anything you want for the next 365 days

4.1. What's something you really suck at, but continue to do anyway?

5. Which dwarf mirrors you most? You may combine two, i.e., Sleepy & Sneezy to make Sleezy [sic]. Me? Grumpy and Dopey make me Gropey!

5.1. If you could run away with the circus, what would you want to be?

5.2. Winnie-the-Pooh's (donkey) friend is
a) Eeyore
b) Eeyour
c) Eeyou're
d) Ratso Rizzo
e) (Who gives) A Rat's Ass

5.3. Brian Griffin or Mr. Peabody?

5.4. Approximately how many socks do you lose in the dryer annually and what is your theory regarding their disappearance?

6. Which (4-6) people--living or dead--would you like to invite over for a dinner party?

6.1. What's your comfort food?

6.2. Oy Oy Ma is
a) a dyslexic cellist
b) your response to: "Nu, when are you bringing your new friend over to meet us already?"

6.3. If 'Life is Art', which artist would best reflect your life?

7. Which word would you like to use more often as part of your vernacular? Me? Brouhaha. Or Floccinaucinihilipilification.

7.1. What caveat (about yourself) would you share with potential boyfriend material?

7.2. I'd prefer if my boyfriend were
a) arty
b) smarty
c) old farty

8. We spend an evening in, lip-syncing Motown classics; would you rather be Diana Ross or The Supremes?

8.1. The best 'Happy' song on planet Earth is:
a) Happy--Pharrell Williams
b) Don't Worry, Be Happy--Bobby McFerrin
c) If You Wanna Be Happy--Jimmy Soul
d) Come On Get Happy--The Partridge Family
e) If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands)--No Clue
f) Happy--Pharrell Williams

8.2. I just love it when _____________________

8.3. I just hate it when _____________________

8.4. Two--four--six--eight, what do you appreciate?

9. You've been peeing your pants while reading this profile because:
a) It's funny. Really funny
b) You have a UTI
c) You sneezed and your catheter became dislodged
d) You just downed a sixpack of Bud, you don't know where the bathroom is and you don't care (cuz...)
e) ...You're wearing a diaper

9.1. The best line of the profile is ___________

10. Select one choice which may best describe the person you have been reading about:
a) Communicative
b) Expressive
c) Demonstrative
d) In need of an Editor
e) All of the above
f) Had I known we were gonna be tested, I would've taken notes

Oh, hello...
...If you are a member of the NRA, I hope you enjoyed my profile, but we'd be so basically diametrically philosophically opposite, it would be futile to contact me.

Cheers.