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26 Manchester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:20am
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After a journey to Munich that descended into ridiculousness I'm abandoning this planet to set up a small farm on Mars.
I've become quite adept at running large distances on nothing but caffeine, I intend to use this ability to agitate bees with little fear of comeuppance.
A machine for turning caffeine into awesome at near 100% efficiency.
Serial squirrel chaser.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wishing I could vomit on IDS's shiny bald head.

Discovering that yes, single propeller planes can indeed fly, but they shouldn't necessarily be allowed to.
Survived back to back weekends of BoomTown and Beacons festivals, with only a few years off my life.
Saving for travelling to as yet unknown destinations, possibly Thailand, definitely Japan.
Currently studying for a PhD in Theoretical Physics which seems to involve a great deal of looking confused at books and doodling cartoons, so currently applying for jobs in software development so I can spend time looking confused at a computer screen instead!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staring into space with a bemused look on my face, chasing squirrels and coming up with crazy ideas. An expert in coming up with cunning solutions to problems nobody should have in the first place.
I am the Macgyver of portable Guinea-pig housing solutions.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Height, genetics is a cruel misstress. However it is my firm belief I was once the leader of a super-intelligent race of midgets who'd built a mini-utopia on the Galapagos Islands, it was all going great til Charles Darwin showed up one day and ate everyone, not that he would have admitted to it, I'll never forget though. So I guess you could say it's swings-and-roundabouts really...if I was tall enough to be allowed on swings and roundabouts that is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Whatever the festival has on offer, a lot of electro/trance/house, generally anything, Modeselektor and 65daysofstatic are personal favourites, if you've been to WHP or illuminaughty you'll know the score.
Books: Mostly thrillers/fantasy, Pratchett, Tolkien go well with the constant daydreaming, Jack Reacher novels if only bloody Tom Cruise hadn't ruined the film!
Shows: Anything comedic/satirical, Community and The Thick of It are prime examples.
All sorts of games, Halo/Mass Effect/Etc
Food: Anything I can cook, Thai at the moment.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Some way of accessing music
Something to read
Soup, tasty soup
Another Coffee? Why thankyou
Maccy the Macbook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Anything, usually unrelated to what I'm supposed to be doing, why is the universe so big, what is our purpose in life, why's that squirrel giving me a funny look...seriously
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in/out the house probably with housemates/friends, definitely drunk
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once got impaled on a fence, I wouldn't recommend it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have a recipe suggestion, want to teach me a vital skill for the coming zombie apocalypse, or are just plain mad.
If you want to poach an egg in soup, possibly with a pork pie or sausage roll.