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RichardNinja

34 M Rochester, NY

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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My first name is not Richard, however my last name is Ninja. It's a terrible last name, because as you can probably tell, I'm not a ninja. I wish my last name was Baker, or Mason, or Shoeshiner, because then maybe I would have had some direction in life. I tried to live up to the family name, but as an uncoordinated youth I was terrible at sneaking up on people. Mainly because I would recognize them when I got close and call their name out.
"Allen?! Allen Chimneysweep is that you?" I would say as I dropped my throwing star on to the ground and trip over my sandals. Also I was not proficient in nunchucks.
I should buy a boat. Captain Brett Captain, that would be an wonderful name.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently quit my job of nine years because it was sucking the life out of me. So one day I went to work and I just quit. The end.

In May I'm touring Europe for a month with my band The 23 Psaegz.
My other band PAXTOR has an album in pressing and will be out by February.

In the meantime I'm trying to do more Rochester things. Although some days I just like to stay home and listen to music or write.

I host the World Famous Dicky's Trivia every Tuesday night. Come on out, bring your friends, you could learn something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Awesome
The first things people usually notice about me
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Long hair, big beard, Swillburg Sweatshirt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Old Man and the Sea
Slaughterhouse 5
The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins

The Big Lebowski
Jaws
What About Bob

Arrested Development
Seinfeld
House of Cards

Daft Punk
They Might Be Giants
Rush

Steak
Eggs
Toast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do major car repairs always happen when I need major dental work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a Chicago Cubs fan.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You are a Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. Brandt will fill you in on the details.