This product is only intended to fulfill the long overdue needs of your mind, body and soul. This product contains high levels of excitement, humor, fun and may cause you to do and say things outside of normal routine.
To use: Just message, and apply generously over the affected areas daily or as needed. Do not apply more than 7 times/day.
Side affects may include but are not limited to: Excessive smiling, sweating and laughter. Uncontrolled bouts of singing in the shower. Loss of appetite and weight loss. Soreness. Inability to concentrate at work and in severe cases missing work days entirely.
Should any of these affects last more than 4 hours you are urged to contact your ex-boyfriend right away.
Please consult with your Dr. before taking as they will need to make sure you are healthy enough to begin treatment.
Supplies are limited and this product will only be given to those most deserving on a case-by-case basis. Thank you for your patience but you are encouraged to check back often