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36 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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What I’m doing with my life
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Living it.
I’m really good at
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Making an unforgettable cup of coffee. Spectacular massages. Picking the best dish on the menu. Whitty banter, unfortunately this requires someone who can return "the serve". Just about anything athletic. Making people laugh. Being friends with all canines. Riding a bicycle backwards.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Butt.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Jason Bourne Movies. Kevin Hart Comedian. I like all kinds of music except Country. Thai, Prime Rib, seafood!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Places I have yet to explore on the West Coast. Snowboarding. Teaching in Korea. Ideas that will improve people's lives. Learning Spanish and photography. What the human population on Earth would be without alcohol.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like driving barefoot.
You should message me if
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If you think we would have great chemistry.