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22 • Rochester, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 18–34
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Today – 2:55am
- 6′ 1″ (1.85m)
- Body type
- Other, and laughing about it
- Working on university
- Science / Engineering
- More than $1,000,000
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
So I music a lot. I play a bunch of different instruments and stuff like that.
I like science soo for some reason I go to college for Molecular Bioscience and Biotechnology.
Bee boo boo beep?
Do you like puns and quotes from SpongeBob?
I do sports, and a bunch of different ones, but although I act really competitive while I'm playing (while still congratulating the other team), I don't care if I win at all. I ain't about that.
I go running too and that's pretty fun, I guess. This one time I did a 1:45 half-marathon.
I cook food like it's my job. Because it is my job.
Orange is my favorite color. Maybe green. I like bright colors.
I like foxes and dinosaurs. Rawr.
I wouldn't trust anything after this section if I were you. Hell, maybe don't even trust this section.
But yo it's like what aren't I doing, right?
Mostly respecting the rule of dibs in all situations. All situations.
I used to play piano/guitar in a band:
And then I'm the manager at a pizzeria/bar while I'm going to school for to sciencing
Seriously thinking about veganism except I like cheese and eggs and milk too much. Sooo maybe just vegetarian. Except I like meat a lot too...
Memorizing rap verses.
Making up killer cocktails.
Pretending I still know how to speak French.
If I'm drunk, I will actually just become French sometimes.
And I'm good at making it sound like my family all has really cool jobs.
I've been told my butt is pretty fantastic. I'll let you see it if you ask nicely. ;) I also might let you see it without you even asking. NOT hehehehehehehe (but since hehe is a little sexist, I'll also add sheshe)
Sheshesheshesheshe (much more difficult to laugh like that)
In terms of not physically, that I'll make you laugh at me a lot. Not laugh because of me, but laugh at me. I'm a pretty ridiculous person.
But honestly I just got swagga so fresh. Because swagga ain't something you get, swagga something you got.
Dragon Ball Z is mighty tight.
I was the cool kid at my dungeons and dragons table.
3.5 edition OBBBVVSSSSSSSS JEeeeeEZ
Hit me with a Whiskey cola tho.
I eat peanut butter by the jar
I eat eggs by the half-dozen
I eat nachos by the I don't even know what because I've always finished all of the nachos that were available to be eaten
Whaddup raisin bran crunch
This is a broad category...
My music tastes are all over the place.
2. I don't know, salads are cool
3. Spring loaded cheese.
6. Like I even have to mention a lifetime supply of nickels.
Take a left at the tree; you can't miss it.
New words to start using like 'smashing' or 'dynamo'
Names for new superheroes like 'The Smashing Dynamo'
Or yo you ever just absolutely so much that you literally can not even anymore? Friday night bitchzzzzzz
*Update 3/9/15- I rolled my ankle doing a hella sick spin move while I was running today. Wakka wakka
*Update 3/16/15- I got better. And it's justttt about warm enough to dance-run outside.
Does this have to be something private about me? Because if it can be other people, then I have some juice flavored ammunition.
I want to take you to the museum of play on our first date.
But that's only because you would say no to Chuck E. Cheese's.
BUT WHAT DOES THE E STAND FOR?? These are private things that Chuck needs to admit.
You'll call me dude
You understand da struggle
You can run at least 200 miles without stopping
You play more than 100 instruments
You open a banana the right way
You're like turbo cute
You aren't left-handed because that's my job
You've been in space
You aren't an orangutan in disguise
You are an orangutan in disguise
You know how to properly use semicolons
You're larger than a breadbox
You weigh more than a duck
You're going to Scarborough Fair
You have better eyebrows than me
You'll buy me a new lunch box/peanut butter
You have an extreme interest in Star Wars (read: you know either the Jedi or Sith code)
You can point out all of the SpongeBob references on my profile
You're in the WNBA
You can bring my tamagotchi back to life
You can eat a bowl of nails for breakfast
without any milk.
Realistically, if you got this far and laughed a few times, that's cool and I would love to talk to you. I'm now going to start responding to simple 'hi' messages with more than just 'hi' as my response. I like you a lot already.
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