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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:00pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Working on university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gold team rules!

So I music a lot. I play a bunch of different instruments and stuff like that.
I like science soo for some reason I go to college for Molecular Bioscience and Biotechnology.
Bee boo boo beep?
SpongeBob quotes.
I do sports and although I act really competitive while I'm playing (while still congratulating the other team), I don't care if I win at all. I ain't about that life.
I go running too and that's pretty fun, I guess. This one time I did a 1:45 half-marathon.

I recently got a sweet bike and now I'm all about that life. Eat food, ride bikes.

I cook food like it's my job. Because it is my job.

Orange is my favorite color. Maybe green. I like bright colors.
I like foxes and dinosaurs. Rawr.


I wouldn't trust anything after this section if I were you. Hell, maybe don't even trust this section. But maybe do; I don't want to tell you what to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

But yo it's like what aren't I doing, right?

Mostly respecting the rule of dibs in all situations. All situations.

I used to play piano/guitar and sing in a band. That's right, I'm really lame.

Seriously thinking about veganism except I like cheese and eggs and milk too much. Sooo maybe just vegetarian. Except I like meat a lot too...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being an idiot.

Memorizing rap verses.

Making up killer cocktails.

Impressing your parents

Pretending I still know how to speak French.

Rub a dub dub

And I'm good at making it sound like my family all has really cool jobs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyebrows yo. Eyebrows tho.

I've been told my butt is pretty fantastic. I'll let you see it if you ask nicely. ;) I also might let you see it without you even asking. NOT hehehehehehehe (but since hehe is a little sexist, I'll also add sheshe)
Sheshesheshesheshe (much more difficult to laugh like that)

In terms of not physically, that I'll make you laugh at me a lot. Not laugh because of me, but laugh at me. I'm a pretty ridiculous person.

But honestly I just got swagga so fresh. Because swagga ain't something you get, swagga something you got.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like cartoons and superheroes and Star Wars.

Dragon Ball Z is dope

I was the cool kid at my dungeons and dragons table.

Hit me with a Whiskey cola tho.

I eat peanut butter by the jar
I eat eggs by the half-dozen
I eat nachos by the I don't even know what because I've always finished all of the nachos that were available to be eaten

Whaddup raisin bran crunch

This is a broad category...

My music tastes are all over the place.
I listen to new stuff excessively by the fortnight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My killer workout space shirt with kittens and rainbows and butterflies that is totally actually a women's tank top.

2. I don't know, salads are cool

3. You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?

4. Who owns all of these shoes?

5. I don't even know what I'm doing with this section. I'm not even listing things..

6. A couple $10 bills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future is made of chrome.

Take a left at the tree; you can't miss it.

New words to start using like 'smashing' or 'dynamo'

Names for new superheroes like 'The Smashing Dynamo'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing push-ups into a plate of nachos

Sometimes I'm Batman

Or yo you ever just absolutely so much that you literally can not even anymore? Friday night bitchzzzzzz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dance while I'm running and people stare at me.
*Update- I rolled my ankle doing a hella sick spin move while I was running today. Wakka wakka
*Update- I got better. And it's justttt about warm enough to dance-run outside.
*Update- It's totes warm enough to dance-run outside now

I was living by myself one winter and all of my friends were back home for winter break so I was lonely. There happened to be a mouse that was living under the couch in my room. We chilled. It was cool. It was kind of adorable.

Does this have to be something private about me? Because if it can be other people, then I have some juice flavored ammunition.

I want to take you to the museum of play on our first date.

But that's only because you would say no to Chuck E. Cheese's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with me calling you dude
You'll call me dude
You understand da struggle
You can run at least 200 miles without stopping
You play more than 100 instruments
You open a banana the right way
You're like turbo cute
You aren't left-handed because that's my job
You've been in space
You aren't an orangutan in disguise
You are an orangutan in disguise
You know how to properly use semicolons
You're larger than a breadbox
You weigh more than a duck
You're going to Scarborough Fair
You have better eyebrows than me
You'll buy me a new lunch box/peanut butter
You have an extreme interest in Star Wars (read: you know either the Jedi or Sith code)
You can point out all of the SpongeBob references on my profile
You're in the WNBA
You know how tall Taylor Swift is without Google
You can bring my tamagotchi back to life
You can eat a bowl of nails for breakfast
without any milk.