Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Gold team rules!
So I music a lot. I play a bunch of different instruments and stuff
I like science soo for some reason I go to college for Molecular
Bioscience and Biotechnology.
Bee boo boo beep?
I do sports and although I act really competitive while I'm playing
(while still congratulating the other team), I don't care if I win
at all. I ain't about that life.
I go running too and that's pretty fun, I guess. This one time I
did a 1:45 half-marathon.
I cook food like it's my job. Because it is my job.
Orange is my favorite color. Maybe green. I like bright
I like foxes and dinosaurs. Rawr.
I wouldn't trust anything after this section if I were you. Hell,
maybe don't even trust this section. But maybe do; I don't want to
tell you what to do.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
LOL IDK NMU? JK JK THUG LYFE
But yo it's like what aren't I doing, right?
Mostly respecting the rule of dibs in all situations. All
I used to play piano/guitar in a band:
Seriously thinking about veganism except I like cheese and eggs and
milk too much. Sooo maybe just vegetarian. Except I like meat a lot
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at being an idiot.
Memorizing rap verses.
Making up killer cocktails.
Impressing your parents
Pretending I still know how to speak French.
Rub a dub dub
And I'm good at making it sound like my family all has really cool
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyebrows yo. Eyebrows tho.
I've been told my butt is pretty fantastic. I'll let you see it if
you ask nicely. ;) I also might let you see it without you even
asking. NOT hehehehehehehe (but since hehe is a little sexist, I'll
also add sheshe)
Sheshesheshesheshe (much more difficult to laugh like that)
In terms of not physically, that I'll make you laugh at me a lot.
Not laugh because of me, but laugh at me. I'm a pretty ridiculous
But honestly I just got swagga so fresh. Because swagga ain't
something you get, swagga something you got.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like cartoons and superheroes and Star Wars.
Dragon Ball Z is dope
I was the cool kid at my dungeons and dragons table.
3.5 edition OBBBVVSSSSSSSS JEeeeeEZ
Hit me with a Whiskey cola tho.
I eat peanut butter by the jar
I eat eggs by the half-dozen
I eat nachos by the I don't even know what because I've always
finished all of the nachos that were available to be eaten
Whaddup raisin bran crunch
This is a broad category...
My music tastes are all over the place.
I listen to new stuff excessively by the fortnight.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My killer workout space shirt with kittens and rainbows and
butterflies that is totally actually a women's tank top.
2. I don't know, salads are cool
3. You ever drink Bailey's out of a shoe?
4. Who owns all of these shoes?
5. I don't even know what I'm doing with this section. I'm not even
6. A couple $10 bills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future is made of chrome.
Take a left at the tree; you can't miss it.
New words to start using like 'smashing' or 'dynamo'
Names for new superheroes like 'The Smashing Dynamo'
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing push-ups into a plate of nachos
Sometimes I'm Batman
Or yo you ever just absolutely so much that you literally can not
even anymore? Friday night bitchzzzzzz
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I dance while I'm running and people stare at me.
*Update- I rolled my ankle doing a hella sick spin move while I was
running today. Wakka wakka
*Update- I got better. And it's justttt about warm enough to
*Update- It's totes warm enough to dance-run outside now
I was living by myself one winter and all of my friends were back
home for winter break so I was lonely. There happened to be a mouse
that was living under the couch in my room. We chilled. It was
cool. It was kind of adorable.
Does this have to be something private about me? Because if it can
be other people, then I have some juice flavored ammunition.
I want to take you to the museum of play on our first date.
But that's only because you would say no to Chuck E. Cheese's.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with me calling you dude
You'll call me dude
You understand da struggle
You can run at least 200 miles without stopping
You play more than 100 instruments
You open a banana the right way
You're like turbo cute
You aren't left-handed because that's my job
You've been in space
You aren't an orangutan in disguise
You are an orangutan in disguise
You know how to properly use semicolons
You're larger than a breadbox
You weigh more than a duck
You're going to Scarborough Fair
You have better eyebrows than me
You'll buy me a new lunch box/peanut butter
You have an extreme interest in Star Wars (read: you know either
the Jedi or Sith code)
You can point out all of the SpongeBob references on my
You're in the WNBA
You know how tall Taylor Swift is without Google
You can bring my tamagotchi back to life
You can eat a bowl of nails for breakfast
without any milk.
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