I can't spell. I'm adventurous to the point of recklessness. I love people, Life, Liberty, history, politics, economics, math, music, law, my country, travel and hockey.

My pass times include stalking congress.

I don't bother obeying laws that are illegal and sometimes ones that are.

Outside of low budget horror movies and self defense, I detest violence.

I grow my hair out until it's long enough to donate.

I love to volunteer for the things that I am passionate about, which is mostly liberty and the Bronx.

LotusFay is my home girl from the 2nd grade. Unfortunately she and her family defected to Texas a few years ago.

I like gingers and beards.

I like the idea of farming. I want to go farming in Hawaii.

I make friends on public transportation.

I LOVE FLYING, take comfort in knowing the physics holding me up.

I tease people.

I like to argue. So much in fact, that one of the main reasons I do not enjoy watching TV or movies is because I can not argue the points proposed by those on the screen with them!

ENTP is pretty accurate.. and by "pretty" I mean "dead on."

I discovered God and spirituality through contemplating math and music.

My friends have made the unanimous observation that I have "the devil" in my eyes.

I'd rather be asked questions by those who are actually curious.

I have an awesome job in an awesome office in Brooklyn.

.. People. I'm really good at people.. hahah. Solving problems - whether social or mechanical, brain storming, writing, speaking publicly, arguing, teaching, seeing patterns, putting my foot in my mouth, aggravating people

injuring myself in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways.

Narrowly escaping death, frequently.

I don't ask.

But even upon meeting me only once people know that I "fucking hate government."

I am very glad I leave that impression!

I'm not a fan of hollywood, but I generally enjoy movies that are inadventantly hilarious due to their poor production quality. I enjoy watching movies that entail any member of the Who, Harrison Ford or have to do with hockey.. except those Mighty Ducks movies..

I like a lot of music, which I'll list loosely, but am obsessed with the following: The Who, Pete Townshend, John Entwistle, Joy Division, Brian Wilson, Robert Smith, the Talking Heads

Other things you can find on my ipod in quantities larger than a couple of songs: Daft Punk, David Bowie, Neil Young, the Police, the Beach Boys, Beck, The Cure (which is really just Robert Smith..), Feist, Flight of the Conchords, Fujiya & Miyagi, Iggy Pop, John Denver, New Order, the Postal Service, Prince, Siouxsie & the Banshees, the Velvet Underground

I'll eat most anything that lacks an offensive odor. I haven't any problem with people eating animal products, but I try to avoid them myself.

I spend a lot of time reading. A lot. But I have to say, of everything I have read I don't think anything has ever influenced me more than Dr. Seuss, Oh the Places You'll Go.

Liberty.. music, people, hockey. It just might end there.

The world, the past, present and future. Humans and their value. Math and God. Ranger hockey. The gov'ment. Owning a shirt that says "Narcissus" backwards on it.

"ad-ven-touring"

I'm claustrophobic.

.. I cheat on the Harry Potter tests to get Hufflepuff.

Come to think of it, I cheat at most games in general.

You're not boring or neurotic. You're not overly emotional, moody or needy. You do not expect me to read your mind. You do not say one thing but mean its opposite. You're not condescending. You don't believe you know what's best for me.

If you understand or would like to understand the difference between love of country and love of government. If you like waking up two states from where you last remember being. If you're secure enough with your person to be left alone at social gatherings or not need me to ask you every five minutes if you are "OK". You could teach me how to surf! Or would like to go sky diving, if you're a hockey player or firefighter of sorts.. OR.. if you have a Scottish accent.

If you realized what Orr was up to before Yossarian did, and the realization elated you.