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39 M Lakeland, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm the proverbial single guy. I'm pretty open-minded, and up for just about anything you can throw at me especially if it's sharp and rusty. I'm into to music of all kinds, tattoos,piercings, ethnic foods, cars, computers, books and movies. I don't go out much because my ass is working all the time, but when i do, it's to have a pint and make fun of all the idiots around me. I'm pretty straight forward with a tendency to be blunt to a fault, so if you got a chip on your shoulder, I'm not interested. I need intellectual stimulation so if a 5 yr old can beat you at Scrabble I'm probably going to ignore you so I don't lose IQ points trying to talk to you. I take care of my handicapped, adult little brother so if you have a problem with being #2 on the totem pole, refer to the above comment about the chip. If you can get past the short, chunky, know-it-all, seen-it-all, done-it-all, dirty old man, I'm actually a pretty kool kat to hang out with. After all, all my friends must stick around for some reason.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying not to kill people for pulling out in front of me.
I’m really good at
Being a smartass and showering.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a short, fat asshole with tattoos... oh and apparently people really like my calves! Lol
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I was an English/Philosophy major so I read about anything. I like movies that don't suck. As far as music goes, you should see my Mp3 list, you name it I probably have it. I like all foods for the most part, hence the reason I'm a plump thanksgiving turkey.
The six things I could never do without
My little brother, music, books, Chuck Taylor's, friends, and food obviously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many times Bram Stoker has rolled over in his grave per Twilight book! Lol
On a typical Friday night I am
At work, out with friends, or plotting to take over the world (Yeah, I know that was lame and overused, but hey, everyone has goals)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I didn't do it, and I'll never admit to it anyway
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to, you know you want to, everybody's doing it