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39 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–47
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jan 25
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Edit: I'm back on the market! Single and really to chat with new people. Please keep in mind that I don't really message women often. There isn't much I can say as an opener that won't be misconstrued as potentially an opener so please message me! I promise I'll respond wit and aplomb.

I'm a musician, comedian, podcaster (Shenanigans with Rick Welbanks on iTunes), and idealist stuffed into a cynics frame.
Trying to sum yourself up in a few paragraphs isn't easy. Can I have someone else do this? I don't think I'm vain enough for this particular little exercise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently on my involuntary and misguided sojourn through life. So far that involves playing a lot of music and working at a music store when I'm not entertaining others. What? I didn't get a guide book here.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Slinging opinions while still being funny, playing a variety of different instruments, managing the plethora of online social apps that currently plague us, and I'm a semi-professional podcaster and Beer Wizard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm an over inflated dwarf. After that it'd be...
The giant septum ring? My eyes? That's a lame answer. People look you in the eyes when they meet you. That's like saying they notice your skin.
This is a strange question. How would I know what other people notice about me? I happen to be stuck in me you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a lot. World War Z was a favorite, but don't let the movie colour that.
My musical tastes range quite a bit but are grounded in the more aggressive stuff.
I'd like movies more if they weren't so pandering, and if every time I went to a theatre someone didn't ruin the movie by talking.
I don't watch tv and haven't for 7-8 years outside of occasional standout shows.
As far as food goes, I love cheese. I can't help it. I'm stuck in the body of a white male. It's our fried chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Playing music, the freedom to express myself, comedy, the ability to learn from my mistakes, the ability to make further mistakes, having a job I actually like.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Playing music, the duality of man, the follies of western society, cleavage (at least I'm honest...), lots of stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jamming with a band, making beer disappear, or both simultaneously. I know. What talent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is something you'll have to find out by interacting with me.
What could it be? Was he in the merchant marines? Did he shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
The suspense must be killing you...
Dooooooo iiiiiiit...
You should message me if
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you want to be at the very least briefly entertained. Don't be afraid to say hi!