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38 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:16pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Atheism, and very serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Edit: Well, it looks like I found someone! under two weeks and I'm dating someone I met on the site. This thing really works! I'm keeping my profile up so my friends can try to figure out my "formula"...

I'm a musician, comedian, podcaster (Shenanigans with Rick Welbanks on iTunes), and idealist stuffed into a cynics frame.
Trying to sum yourself up in a few paragraphs isn't easy. Can I have someone else do this? I don't think I'm vain enough for this particular little exercise.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently on my involuntary and misguided sojourn through life. So far that involves playing a lot of music and working at a music store when I'm not entertaining others. What? I didn't get a guide book here.
I’m really good at
Slinging opinions while still being funny, playing a variety of different instruments, managing the plethora of online social apps that currently plague us, and I'm a semi-professional podcaster and Beer Wizard.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I'm an over inflated dwarf. After that it'd be...
The giant septum ring? My eyes? That's a lame answer. People look you in the eyes when they meet you. That's like saying they notice your skin.
This is a strange question. How would I know what other people notice about me? I happen to be stuck in me you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read a lot. World War Z was a favorite, but don't let the movie colour that.
My musical tastes range quite a bit but are grounded in the more aggressive stuff.
I'd like movies more if they weren't so pandering, and if every time I went to a theatre someone didn't ruin the movie by talking.
I don't watch tv and haven't for 5-6 years outside of occasional standout shows.
As far as food goes, I love cheese. I can't help it. I'm stuck in the body of a white male. It's our fried chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Playing music, the freedom to express myself, comedy, the ability to learn from my mistakes, the ability to make further mistakes, having a job I actually like.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Playing music, the duality of man, the follies of western society, cleavage (at least I'm honest...), lots of stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jamming with a band, making beer disappear, or both simultaneously. I know. What talent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is something you'll have to find out by interacting with me.
What could it be? Was he in the merchant marines? Did he shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
The suspense must be killing you...
Dooooooo iiiiiiit...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you want to be at the very least briefly entertained. Don't be afraid to say hi!