I am Da Bawse, A Cop, and TRILLAAA.
My Self-Summary
Im a Corrections
Officer who raps as a side-hustle. My
hobbies include
Picnics,
long walks on the beach,
and
lockin
niggas up. I often enjoy doing interviews about G-Unit and
Eminem because I feel that 50 Cent disrespected me by not
acknowledging a bawse's presence at the BET awards. me & my
clique/bottom bitches Triple C's just dropped an album that sold a
whole 12 copies! The group features Gunplay & Torch, two punk
ass all talk-no action tough guys and some other guy I forgot
about. Just a few things you probably dont know is Carl Winslow
from Family Matters is my biggest hero, I also haven't seen my
penis in over 20 years. and as a side note: I like pizza. Im
looking for a loyal partner, someone who wont spread my dirty
laundry around, especially to that swaggerless monkey 50 Cent.
What I’m doing with my life
Well as of now i am the C.E.O of Mayback Music, and i spend most of
my free time sitting at home eating Spaghetti Os and trying to
spell words in my alphabet soup, among other things i try to enjoy
the finer things in life such as meditating, watching old cops
re-runs and watching Days of our lives. ( i hear Sasha is getting
back together with Mark). and recently I sent 30 cent over a day to
help some starving kid in Africa, (i think his name is Click-Click)
Also on the side I love to bake Cakes and Cookies ( even Though I
eat them all in 3 mins ) and plus ive donated about 68 stacks to
pinky so she could make more porno movies, ( even though i cant see
my penis doesnt mean it don't get hard)
I’m really good at
Eatin food, arresting niggas, and bein a BAWSE.
The first things people usually notice about me
THAT IMA MUTHAFUCKIN BAWSE!!!!!!! TRILLA!!!!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
My favorite books are "Deeper Than Rap" (a book about me), &
"Barron's Correction Officer Exam" by Donald J. Schroeder.
My favorite movies are Bad Boys 2, Big Mamas House, Hot Fuzz, The
Clumps, Swat, Cinderella.
My favorite music is 80's rock bands, The cop from The Village
People, and Madonna.
My favorite food? TRICK QUESTION.
My inspiration to keep being a rapper/cop is Ll Cool J from NCIS
and Ice T.
The six things I could never do without
chicken
a taser
Pepper Spray
Roach spray
lockin niggas up
and my partner.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
things i can eat and the ways i can eat them, and all my past
arrests n how to stop future fugitives from the BAWSE
On a typical Friday night I am
at home standing in the kitchen trying to pick ham and cheese or
pepperoni pizza hot pockets
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i may or may not be a homosexual, if i was i wouldnt tell u, and if
i wasnt i would tell u, so am i or am i not a homosexual?
You should message me if
u know how to Recognize a BAWSE!!!!!! TRILLAAA