My status should be "Seeing Someone"

Sorry, Ladies.....I think I've found my match. It's funny....we met once.....about a year and a half ago...just had pizza and a nice conversation. We have stayed in touch off and on since and after a couple of more conversations, I really want to see where this is going to end up. Well, to be completely accurate....I'm not sorry at all.....I'm nuts about her.....and thus.....Off the market.

Good luck in your search......hope you find the one for you!

Just your typical Mushroom.....you know....a fungi.

Great sense of humor....like to have fun and make people laugh.....have no trouble laughing at myself or admitting fault.

Honest, trustworthy, helpful, loyal, kind.....what else is in that Boy Scout oath?

Sexy with the right woman.....very affectionate with her too. Public displays of affection are a must. I have no trouble letting the right woman know she's the right woman.....and when she's not.

Intelligent and articulate. I'm an accountant and photographer. (figure that one out!)

My profile photos are not only recent, they look like me.

Please don't hold it against me if I contact you and I've obviously missed something in your profile.....I'm a very visual person....I look at the photos and may see something I want to write you about.....I'll go back and read the whole thing....I promise.

Oh....and one last thing, ladies.....let me suggest one thing I've noticed that would improve most the the profiles on these websites.......photographs that are IN focus. I know it's hard with a cell phone....but with a little practice....you might just achieve them.

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• redirtlady

Working a great job and enjoying my time.....on and off. :-)))

I'm looking for someone pretty special and very unique.

Math, making dinner, foot rubs, back rubs, just not all at the same time....only two atta time. I can multitask :-)) Long slow deep wet kisses that weaken your knees and curl your toes and makes you smile for a week at a time.

Making someone special feel loved and cared for.

Making children feel important.

Photography and Photoshop.

General Ledger Accounting, Auditing and Tax (SALT).

Watching the sun come up out of the surf with a good cup of coffee with my arm wrapped around someone I love.

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• redirtlady

I actually look like my photos.

My Smile

My music is kinda all over the place. Tower of Power, Old School Motown, Something nice to slow dance to. The Corrs, Brooks and Dunn, David Gray, some Cold Play, Usher, the whole soundtrack from Hitch.

Movies.....Gross Pointe Blank, The Kingdom of Heaven, Hitch, Rush Hour (all three), The Bourne Trilogy, Heartbreak Ridge, The Patriot, Cars, UP in 3D.....Just about anything Ridley Scott does.....there's way too many more. I love movies......if it has a good story.

Books....don't read a whole lot......but I look at all the pictures! :-))) It's a photographer thing.

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• redirtlady

Disposable income, the ability to speak my mind, the ability to love and care for someone, God in my life, sunsets and someone to enjoy them with, my passport

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• redirtlady

Wondering who will be my last first date......my last first kiss.....my last true love.

my next adventure.....my next great photograph....

Out dancing or home trying to unwind from a long week. Make me an offer. What would really be fun.....is cooking dinner together....cleaning up and then cuddling up with a fire and a good bottle of wine....just talking about our week in each other's arms. Dream a little dream.

Not one dang thing....are you crazy???

it's a private thing.....and if it works out.....you'll find out a whole lot of private things.

You are not married but want to be someday....maybe.

You have the ability to be yourself and like spontaneity.

You look like your photos in person.

You know that I just dangled a participle but don't count off for spelling.

If you know the difference between they're, there and their or two, to and too.

You don't have or want a snake for a pet.

Your availability doesn't include a release date.

You can live within 1000 feet of a school.

You are fun. (This includes your photos on here....if you have one that looks like it should have number at the bottom, I don't care what you say, you don't LOOK like fun)

Not over 65.

And an optional one: If you understand the humor of giving someone an etchasketch picture as a wrapped Christmas gift, we really do need to talk.