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69 Mercedes, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 50–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:41am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What took you so long to find me??

Some things that I often ponder
1. Instead of the glass being half full or empty, I wonder why they didn't use a smaller glass!!
2. If it ain't broke, find out why!!
3. I am in shape - round IS a shape!
4. I won't go walking with you on the beach at sunset because the beach is too crowded with people from these sites.

Oh no...winter is around the corner! Texas sunshine or BUST!!

I am still in the north-land (Chicago) but have begun my search for a home in south Texas. My relocation plans have been set back until Summer of 2015. I just accepted a contract job that was too good to turn down. And extra "beer-drinking" money is nothing to turn down - especially when you don't drink beer! :-)

As a frequent traveler, I have witnessed 24 hours of daylight near the Arctic Circle, ate Kim-chi with the locals, had bizarre adventures in Russia (even met the real Boris and Natasha), drove along Lake Geneva (and NOT the one in Wisconsin), snorkeled where the fresh water meets the ocean in Xcaret (and Xel-ha) and even took a road trip just to visit Fargo, ND. I have now explored every state in the contiguous US.

To plagiarize from another profile, I have also lived on the five borders of the US. Maine, California, and Texas. These border Canada, Mexico, the "Left Coast" (Pacific), the "Right Coast" (Atlantic), and the "Third Coast" (Gulf of Mexico). Maybe add to that Zion, Illinois (near Chicago) which is right ON Lake Michigan. That is also like a coast.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am attacking my bucket list - and adding to it!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
STUFF. :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know!! But I do see people whispering and pointing at me!! :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many to mention.

However, the Millenium Trilogy ("Girl With the Dragon Tattoo," "The Girl Who Played With Fire," and "The Girl Who Kicked The Hornets' Nest") was pretty awesome. You HAVE to see the original, expanded Swedish versions (subtitled). They are each about 3 hours long. I have the books on my Kindle but have not read them as of now.

Give me a live performance and I will be there (concerts, theatre, comedy clubs, . . .)

Food? EVERYTHING is good when looking out over the Gulf - or any lake or ocean! OK, delete kimchi and calimari from that list!!

But being back up north, I MISS TEX-MEX! AND Texas bar-b-que! And Sonics! Ever try to order chicken fried steak and fried okra up north? Ha!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Duct (or Duck) tape
2. WD-40
3. A hammer
4. Bungee cords
...and just to complete the list,
5. TexMex
6. Texas BBQ

OK, that's the entire list. Remember, if it moves and it shouldn't, duct tape it! If it doesn't move but it should, WD-40 it!! If it is stuck, hammer it!!!! And then go out for TexMex (or BBQ).
Life doesn't need to be any more complicated than that!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why fizzies foam when dropped into a Coke!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Dropping fizzies into a Coke! Geez, I need to get out nore often, ya think??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Trying to prove that there are more than 101 uses for duct tape!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
. . . you are the slightest bit curious! After all, it is good to be curious!!!! (It isn't true about curiosity killing a cat!)