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23 Zionsville, IN Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–26
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am a bitterly sarcastic misanthrope.
I also like hats, though I don't often wear one. I have a nice collection.
What I’m doing with my life
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I recently graduated with a degree in Computer Science. Now, I'm taking some time off to figure out what I want to do with my life. Unfortunately, the answer seems to be "nothing". So I'll probably go pick up a job or something before too long.

My life is just a constant thrill ride.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Programming, computers, using computers, and anything else you do to computers.

I also play a lot of video games, so presumably, I'd be fairly good at the ones I play.

I'm also absolutely incredible at procrastinating.

I'll finish this section later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am told that I am remarkably human in appearance.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy (and everything else Douglas Adams wrote), Godel Escher Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid, The Selfish Gene, 1984, Brave New World, Slaughterhouse 5

Movies: All the Monty Python films, Being John Malkovich, The Fifth element, Cabin in the woods, Fargo, Lock Stock and Two smoking barrels, and at this point I'm just scrolling through my Netflix history and seeing what I rated 5 stars.

I watch a lot of movies, it's hard to pick favorites.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Supernatural, Game of Thrones, The Simpsons, Arrow, and probably some other ones I can't think of.

Music: The Complete History of the Soviet Union Arranged to the Melody of Tetris

Games: XCOM: Enemy unknown, World of Warcraft, Team Fortress 2, Binding of Isaac, Crusader Kings 2, Dota 2, Dark souls. I play a lot of games.

Food: Steak, Lobster, and Chick-fil-a sandwiches.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, humor, humors, Internet, information, language

I know I should quit the first one, but every time I try to quit cold turkey I experience the most terrible withdrawal symptoms imaginable. It's a horrible addiction.

And I hate when my black bile gets all out of whack and I get all melancholy. It's a terrible affliction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I should do with my life. What life even is. Who I even am. How can someone as incompetent as me be trusted to come up with an answer? What am I going to eat tonight? Will it be the same thing as last night? I'm not hungry now, but will I be hungry in an hour? How am I going to handle that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
See previous question.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I'm willing to admit it, is it private? What does it mean for something to be "most private"? How do you measure the amount of privateness a statement has? Is there a scale? What are the units? Privs? Privys? Privys sounds pretty good.

Is it private to admit that I don't know the metric unit for privacy?
You should message me if
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you want to have an interesting conversation about something or another.

Or if you like hats. Hats are nice.