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RickyMachete

28 Orlando, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi. My name is Fernando but my friends call me Rico (nickname since middle school; I'll tell you the story later). Born in Bayamon, Puerto Rico; raised in Jacksonville, FL; now living in Orlando. I have an ENTJ personality, and my mom raised me old-school: taught me to have good manners, a strong work ethic, and the utmost respect towards women (chivalry is not dead yet).

Why am I on here? I work in retail (plus soon to be going back to school in Spring) so with my always-changing work schedule, it's a bit difficult to meet and connect with people outside of my circle of friends. I'm a workaholic by nature but I've been working on finding that work/life balance.

Unless I make plans, I usually spend my rare free time relaxing at home by catching up on my favorite shows on DVR, watching movies/TV series on NetFlix, or doing something involving music (writing, playing, singing, dancing), especially karaoke.

I'm a huge fan of comedy, whether stand-up, improv, etc. If you quote a line from a movie or stand-up bit, chances are that I'll know it. I quote movies lines/comedy bits often so we'll see how well you know your trivia. Haha
What I’m doing with my life
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Work. I'm an Assistant Manager of Operations and HR for Banana Republic. 40+ hours a week...at the outlets -_-

Trying to gear myself towards what I really want to do so I'll be back at UCF to finish up my BS in Electrical Engineering and minor in Music (starting back Spring '15).

Starting back up with Insanity/T25.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being honest. What's the point in lying? It's always easier to tell the truth, and no matter how good of a liar you are the truth will ALWAYS come out. Just save everyone the time and trouble.

Having deep, open-minded conversations and debates about anything and everything. I like questioning everything and thinking outside the box, no matter how serious or jovial the topic.

Trivia, especially when it comes to movies and general knowledge questions. I often feel like my mind is a huge library of random useless trivia.

Learning things quickly (especially new games and dance choreography).

Dancing: Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Hip-Hop, Collegiate Step and stroll.

Karaoke (especially after a few drinks ^_^ Haha). I just like being on stage and having fun =]

Like any true Puerto Rican, I am good at dominos. Haha

Adding "That's what she said" or "phrasing" to otherwise harmless-sounding comments.

Grammar. So apparently a lot of people STILL don't know the difference in your/you're, their/they're, its/it's, etc. -_-
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile/smirk, my eyes (more especially my eyebrows), or my Puerto Rican backside.

Also, having Irish somewhere in my family, my freckles. -_-
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dan Brown novels, Harry Potter series. Not much of a reader. I stick to mainstream.

Movies: Bad Boys, Desperado, Scarface, Godfather Part 2, Pitch Perfect, The Fifth Element (I watch all genres but prefer Action-Comedy and Comedy).

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Impractical Jokers, Archer, Game of Thrones, @Midnight, The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Agents of Shield, Scandal, The Daily Show/The Colbert Report, WWE.

Music: Salsa, R&B (especially in A capella), Disco/Funk, Old School Hip-Hop, Merengue, Bachata, some Rock (usually the songs on Rock Band), A Cappella, Showtunes. I'd say everything but that would be a lie.

Favorite Musical Artists include Marc Anthony, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Michael Jackson, Earth Wind & Fire, Stevie Wonder, Boyz II Men, Justin Timberlake, Sugarhill Gang, Slick Rick, Ne-Yo, Bruno Mars, Yellow Claw, Aventura, Linkin Park, System of a Down, Straight No Chaser (I know, all over the place on this one. Haha)

Food: Chips and Dip (guac or queso preferred) are my indulgence. Latin, Italian, Chinese, anything spicy

Video games: Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, The Hip-Hop Experience, Assassin's Creed series, Resident Evil 2, Dead Island, Left 4 Dead 2 (anything killing zombies, or what I call "simulations for the upcoming zombie apocalypse". Haha)

Sports Teams: Jacksonville Jaguars, Atlanta Braves, Miami Heat, Orlando City Soccer, Orlando Magic, Tampa Bay Lightning, Tampa Bay Bucs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Family
2. Friends
3. Music (would you rather be dead or blind? I choose blind)
4. Math and logic (everything most make sense)
5. Food and shelter
6. Bacardi (MY "retail therapy". Haha)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random stuff. Could be as deep as thinking about my own spirituality to as random as:

-If a fly has no wings, would it then be called a walk?

-If a turtle is born without a shell, is it naked or homeless?

-If you were to eat yourself, would you double in size or disappear completely?

Also, thinking about strategies and escape routes where ever I am in case the zombie apocalypse happens.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm usually working. Otherwise, I'd be hanging out with my friends or relaxing at home after a long week at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate the sound of my own voice. I like to sing but I hate hearing myself =\

I'm actually a big nerd at heart; with my fandom of comics, anime, Sci-Fi, video games, etc.

I get most of my news from The Daily Show/The Colbert Report.

I enjoy taking those random social media quizzes. Here are some of my answers to "Which... Are You?": Avenger? Ironman; X-Men? Colossus; Hogwarts House? Slytherin; TMNT? Leonardo; HIMYM character? Ted Mosby; Walking Dead character? Merle; Star Wars character? R2-D2 (really?! -_- Haha).

I still watch WWE and Saturday morning cartoons if and when I can.
You should message me if
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You actually read my entire profile! Sorry to put you through all of that; I at least owe you a drink. Haha

You like what you've read/seen so far and would like to continue to know more about me. I'm an open book so feel free to ask me anything. =]