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RickyMachete

27 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:27am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Hi. My name is Fernando (but my friends call me Rico). I'm a 27 year-old Puerto Rican, raised in Jacksonville now living in Orlando. I have an ENTJ personality, which I guess pretty much sums me up.

Why am I on here? I work in the field of retail (plus soon to be going back to school) and with my ever-changing work schedule, it's a bit difficult to meet and connect with people outside of my circle of friends. So unless I make plans, I usually spend my rare free time relaxing at home by catching up on my favorite shows on DVR, watching movies/TV series on RedBox or NetFlix, maybe even playing video games on occasion, or doing anything involving music (writing, playing, singing, dancing), especially karaoke (you can usually find me at Pour House on MetroWest on Sundays and Wednesdays).

I'm a huge fan of comedy, whether stand-up, improv, etc. If you quote a line from a movie or stand-up bit, chances are that I'll know it. I quote movies lines/comedy bits often to get those around me to laugh (though they might not always get it -_-).

I'm a workaholic by nature but I've been working on finding that work/life balance. All work and no play makes Fernando a dull man.
What I’m doing with my life
Work (and if you ask anyone around I'm always at work). I'm an Assistant Manager of Operations and HR for Banana Republic so if you work retail, you already know what that high-volume retail life is like.

Trying to gear myself towards what I really want to do so I'll be back at UCF to finish up my BS in Electrical Engineering and minor in Music (starting back Summer '14).
I’m really good at
Being honest. What's the point in lying? It's always easier to tell the truth, and no matter how good of a liar you are the truth will ALWAYS come out. Just save everyone the time and trouble.

Having deep, open-minded conversations and debates about anything and everything. I like questioning everything and thinking outside the box, no matter how serious or jovial the topic.

I'm also pretty decent at trivia, especially when it comes to movies and general knowledge questions. I often feel like my mind is a huge library of random useless trivia.

I'm good at learning things quickly (especially new games and dance choreography).

I am also a fairly decent dancer: Salsa, Merengue, Bachata, Hip-Hop, Collegiate Step and stroll.

Karaoke (especially after a few drinks ^_^ Haha). I just like being on stage and having fun =]

Like any true Puerto Rican, I am good at dominos. Haha

Also, I'm really good at adding "That's what she said" to otherwise harmless-sounding comments. Haha

Adding punctuation, smileys, or sound words [Haha] in order to portray at least SOME sort of emotion to posts/comments/texts. Well, at least I try ^_^ Haha
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile/smirk, my eyes, or my rather big back side (benefits of being Puerto Rican. Haha).

Also, having Irish somewhere in my family, my freckles. -_-
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Dan Brown novels, Harry Potter series. Not much of a reader. I stick to mainstream.

Movies: Bad Boys, Desperado, Scarface, Godfather Part 2, Pitch Perfect, Fifth Element, Waiting..., Saw Series, The Other Guys

Shows: How I Met Your Mother, Archer, The Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory, Impractical Jokers, @Midnight, Tosh.0, NCIS, Criminal Minds, CSI, New Girl, 2 Broke Girls, Revolution, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Agents of Shield, King of the Nerds, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Music: Salsa, R&B (especially in A capella), Disco/Funk, Old School Hip-Hop, Merengue, Bachata, some Rock (usually the songs on Rock Band), A Cappella, Showtunes. I'd say everything but that would be a lie.

Favorite Musical Artists include Marc Anthony, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Michael Jackson, Earth Wind & Fire, Stevie Wonder, Boyz II Men, Justin Timberlake, Sugarhill Gang, Slick Rick, Ne-Yo, Bruno Mars, Aventura, Linkin Park, System of a Down, Straight No Chaser (I know, all over the place on this one. Haha)

Food: Chips and Dip (guac or queso preferred) are my indulgence. Latin, Italian, Chinese, anything spicy

Video games: Resident Evil series, Dance Central, Assassin's Creed, Zelda series, Dead Island, Left 4 Dead (anything killing zombies. Haha)

Sports Teams: Jacksonville Jaguars, Atlanta Braves, Miami Heat, Orlando City Soccer, Orlando Magic, Tampa Bay Lightning, Tampa Bay Bucs.
The six things I could never do without
1. Music (would you rather be dead or blind? I choose blind)
2. My sense of rhythm and musicality
3. Math and logic
4. Contacts/glasses (I am extremely near-sighted -_-)
5. DVR/Movies/Netflix
6. Cell phone (always have to have my music nearby)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Random stuff. Could be as deep as thinking about my own spirituality to as random as:

-If a fly has no wings, would it then be called a walk?

-If a turtle is born without a shell, is it naked or homeless?

-If you were to eat yourself, would you double in size or disappear completely?

Also, thinking about strategy and escape routes where ever I am in case the zombie apocalypse happens.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually working (freakin' retail -_-). Otherwise, I'd be hanging out with my friends at HH downtown or relaxing at home after a long week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate the sound of my own voice. I like to sing but I hate hearing myself =\

I'm a not-so-undercover nerd. Here are some answers to popular social media quizzes: Which... Avenger? Ironman, X-Men? Colossus, Hogwarts House? Slytherin, HIMYM character? Ted Mosby, Walking Dead character? Merle, Star Wars character? R2-D2 (really?! Haha).

I'm pretty good at Candy Crush.

I still watch WWE and Saturday morning cartoons when I can.

I have a crush on Naya Rivera -_-

I have a Twitter account (at my username) but I only use it for #HashtagWars on @Midnight.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like what you've read/seen so far and would like to continue to know more about me. I'm an open book so feel free to ask me anything.