Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To help everyone get an equal chance at my friendship I have
created this profile. I simply find myself too oblivious to notice
any of the dozens of women who flirt with me everyday. As for men,
I greet them on the street with a gentlemanly nod then stare them
in the eyes, 98% of the time they yield and look away, the other
two percent go on to form wonderful and enlightening friendships
My sudden cravings for adventure has led to multiple outcomes
including but not limited to; Laughter, Good times, An engagement
made with washers stolen from the bolts of a statue, ruined white
undershirts, tree climbing, breaking into forts, exploring
abandoned facilities, skinny dipping in the public pools of beach
side gated communities(without a life guard!), rekindling old
flames on the beach (literally not mentally, metaphorically, or
emotionally), 13 Stitches (and unpaid hospital bills, take that
Knollwood Infirmary!), empty bottles of Jack, Sunrises mostly
obscured by clouds, picking cotton out a strangers farm, seeking
shelter from rain, playing in rain, and romancing.
I can run for miles so if we every get approached by someone you
know get ready for an awkward situation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm a music major at the University of South Alabama with
emphasis on classical guitar. I can also play piano terribly and
sing in choirs with enough people to drown out my deep bass 2
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My main passion is in music. I play it, I write it, and often
My second passion would be stabbing people, not with knives, but
with swords. No, I'm not one of those guys who buy swords at a flea
market, but one of those Olympic styled fencing suave motherfucks
in Knee high nickers and a mask that makes you think I'm man enough
to mess with wasp. Michal Phelps swam fast and he was a national
hero. I stab people of different nationalities while chanting
"USA!" at the top of my lungs. Now who's your hero?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My casual demeanor, followed by my rambunctiousness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, those lovely things that cause me to say just one more
chapter until 5 in the morning, I'm terrible at picking them out
though, fortunately I have friends that are true literary nuts that
I can borrow books from that will engross my mind in a world of
adventure when I feel the outside just isn't good enough for me
Music every other thing on this page involves me bringing up music.
I have a small record collection I've been throwing together along
with an extensive collection of music I've borrowed from the
internet for an indefinite period of time for personal study. I
have no distinct favorite when it comes to what I listen too, I
would say my favorite artist was myself, not because I'm cocky, but
because I'm sure of my self, and kind of cocky. Music genres that
interest me the most are Jazz, classical, Baroque, funk, pop, rock,
indie, ska, and well I could go on but I'd rather post sounds that
I like to make it more interesting; a crackling fire, coffee
brewing, train sounds, movie dinosaur sounds (especially the
pterodactyl), splashing, dropping a ripe tomato, squeaky chalk, and
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
New places to explore for when I've exhausted all of my
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My regular Friday night is filled with my job a courier of life
force and energy, also known as parading my Honda around town and
trading pizza for currency while telling fat people sorry for the
weight. Fortunately I'm blessed with the ability to nag my bosses
into hiring my close friends so I can turn pay time into play time.
Followed by midnight runs to Steak and Shake with a coworker to
unwind and make dirty jokes about the waitress usually involving
crossing a Peacock, a Raven, and a Wolff.
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