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32 / F / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- May 6, 2013
- 5′ 2″ (1.58m)
- Body Type
- Other, and somewhat serious about it
- Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Fav Movies: Alien vs Predator, Brave Heart, Hancock, I am Legend, The Goonies, Never Ending Story, Bridesmaids, Resident Evil, The Protector, Kung Fu Hustle, The Sword In the Stone, Alice In Wonderland, Lady In The Water, Fourth Kind, The Happening, The Sandlot Kids, Stand by me, Constantine, Kill Bill, The Devils Rejects, Monty Python And the Holy Grail.. Etc.
Fav Tv shows.. Duck Dynasty (I'm there #1 fan), Spartacus, Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, nat geo, animal planet, Fringe. Not a massive fan of the tv but I have my select favorites.
Fav music.. Reggae, funk, classic rock, metal, electronic, blues, some hip hop, old sckool rap, etc forever.
FOOD!! I kinda like it all except brains, testicles, tongues, hooves, fins, fermented and aged brains, testicles or tongues, no squirrel, chipmunks or rats.. No vermin at all actually.. cats or dogs or horses. I'll pass on frog legs too but everything in between especially breakfast feasts any time of day is totally my thing. I like protein a lot. I dig cooking feasts to eat the feasts and I do so often :) I like food, we've never really had a problem.
Friends and family
- Guys who like girls
- Ages 25–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
So, my specifics..
Feel free to drop me message if..
Your honest (seriously)
Dependable (yeah.. Seriously lol)
Love living life (In both life's sunshine AND shit storms)
Considers your conscience (just assume "seriously" across the board from here out)
Know how to think twice
Don't sweat the small stuff
Have goals and aspirations
Take care of yourself (health, fitness, hygiene)
Sober minded and balanced in the brain
Must like music
Must like anything and everything outdoors, sun, snow, sleet, monsoon, tidal wave (you better have surf board) wind storm whatever, I'll probably want to be in it or near it)
Understands the concept of moderation
Can appreciate the differences in people
Warm and cuddly body. (Please run a constant 98.6-9 chest to feet. Mandatory actually) ha ;)
No marrieds, no insaneoo bible thumpers, no baby momma drama blah blah, no anti gun nincompoops, no polygamists, barefoot and pregnant believers are liable for a punch to the nose, no alchy's, no pill poppin's, no chemically dependents, no snorters, or chronic steroid abusers. No abusers of any kind for that matter and yes that includes players among the more heinous. Cripes.. Any one left?
Thanks so much for reading! :)
**an up to date** I love you guys.. I really do! That's why I'm on here, havent moved to a cave or become a buddhist munk if I wasn't female like i wanted to.. But please oh please for the love of mercy don't send me messages like this:
Him: so do u work out? (read my profile!! maybe even be shallow and just scan my pics before you message me, I won't mind)
Me: lol, no, hate it
Him: u have good genes. U'll probably make great offspring. So how is your cardio?
Eerrrrrrrr... Pause, rewind... Um.. WHAT??!! Haha
Probably?! I aughta.. ;)
So yeah.. The cave?!
For the record.. Assume my cardio is far better then yours, so ya best get steppin :)
No harm no foul, just don't wonder why I don't give a response. Always peace and love to ya and I hope you find what you seek. Unless your a dick, then you get what you deserve and Holmes... that for sure ain't me ;) lol.. NEXT!!! Ha
Ps. You gotta love spunky if wanna love on me :)
* what's up sexy?
*what you doin gurl (spelling on purpose)
*your gonna break your back
*can I make you a baby?
*I want to impregnate you! (uh scary!)
*can I snuggle on your breasts? (really!)
*can I give you a cardio? (ugh)
These sorts of messages don't get a reply.. 1. Give me something to work with .. 2. If the little you give me proves tool bag status, no reply ever.
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