If I had a time machine and could only use it once, I'd use it to get William Shakespeare and Lil Wayne together for the ultimate lyrical battle....
Been living in Seattle for the past couple of years since graduating from college.
Don't mean to brag, but I have a really high score on "Hanna Montana: The Game" for the Wii.
I don't understand why people brag about being "smarter than the average bear", bears are not that smart! Like have you ever tried talking to one? News flash - I am smarter than the average stingray, camel, antelope as well....
I am not smarter than the average dolphin.
Spirit animals are SO 2013.
Word of warning.... I've had conversations where the other person got physically hurt from laughing too much.... like they kept struggling to gasp for air.... it got kinda awkward.
My spirit animal is a walrus.