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Rigby86

28 F Bristol, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hello lonely people of the world....I'm Elly.

So here I am. Again. I seem to be a glutton for punishment....

I've been single for an unmentionably long time now and am definitely ready to find someone to share all the good stuff with.

I live in Bristol in a shared house with three smelly farting boys, who despite the farting, I love to pieces.

A year or so ago I finally got offered an allotment so I'm big into attempting to live a semi-self-sustainable lifestyle. It's obviously early days but we managed to turn 89 square metres of overgrown brambles into a flourishing plot of 22 different types of veg last summer. Although recently I must say it's been seriously neglected. Poor little allotment.
It would be really lovely to meet someone that also gets excited about growing stuff and wants to come and get involved. I've got grand (currently imaginary) plans for fruit trees and maybe some bee keeping at

Summer is my favourite time of year; all about as many festivals as possible and spontaneous trips to the beach or as far away from work as I can get!
I have a pretty left wing and liberal attitude to life and am attracted to like minded people; creative sorts and people that are passionate about something or a little bit different from the norm really float my boat.....

Basically I don't take life too seriously, love to laugh and be a bit silly. I see work as secondly important to my social life and friends and have a tendency to talk bollocks. I think my friends would say I'm good fun, extremely clumsy, very gullible and always up for an adventure or three
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to figure out what I want to do with my life whilst bumbling along doing something that a vaguely want to do.
I work for the NHS, which has it's good and bad days. On the good days I can see the worth in what I'm doing and on the bad days I never want to see a patient again.
Can't see me doing it forever, but then again I can't imagine myself doing one thing for the rest of my life. I get itchy feet pretty easily and there's too much I'd like to be and do....
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I think....
Cooking. I think.....
Being spontaneous
Soft boiled eggs
Gardening. Kind of
Creating 'marmite and....' combinations
Being a good friend. I hope.....
Procrastinating
The first things people usually notice about me
They'll probably say they hear me before they see me, so probably my laugh. I laugh a lot. Oh and I suppose some people say my eyes, they're kinda green
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: varied and changes constantly, but I'm predominantly a fan of fiction that features people, places and the world we live in. Sci-fi and fantasy have no place in my imagination when people are so fascinating. I also love funny books (Bill Bryson, Dave Gorman) and books with a message (mark steel and Caitlin Moran).
Films: I'm not very good at staying awake, but I do try. This means me and the cinema however aren't the best of friends, but I suppose I would say some of my favourite films are Fight Club, Trainspotting, Sightseers, This Is England, Parenthood, Uncle Buck....or in fact anything with John Candy in...
Tv: Black Books, Spaced, The Returned, Big Train, Flight of the Conchords, anything by Louis Theroux, Father Ted, anything with Vic & Bob in, blah blah blah you get the picture.....
Music wise that can also be pretty varied, I suppose I like most things that aren't metal or hideous drum and bass. I say hideous drum and bass, coz some of it can be okay, just not the repetitive bollocks that makes me feel like sewing my ears up. Some of my favourite current people are Bastille, Mø, Ben Howard, Chvrches, Bon Iver, Dizraeli, Fat Freddie's Drop, Laid Blak, metronomy, Jakwob, nimmo and the gauntlets and among lots of randonmess that I like to move myself around to in a crazy flailing manner. I reallllllly like going out to see Balkan, ska, gypsy, electro-swing type bands, that is when my dancing is most heartfelt :)
The six things I could never do without
Ketchup
Friends
My cat Ruby
The weekend
My bed
A camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ketchup
How I can speed up time so it's Friday
Weird nonsense
Maths (because its like a foreign language to me)
How things would be much better if I was asleep right now
Travelling the world....I would like to go everywhere and see everything please
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully there are no typical Friday nights but you will invariably find me being ridiculous in a pub somewhere I imagine, usually around stokes croft or st Werburghs. You certainly won't find me in some hideous club like oceana or syndicate, give me an old man pub any day!
Failing the pub, you can probably find me cooking dinner with friends, winning at Pictionary, playing some music and dancing round the living room
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to have some fun but also looking to settle down with someone, not just looking for a fling. It would also help if you like cats and don't mind me putting ketchup on everything you cook me. If you have a beard that would also be a bonus. Oh and if you'd like to build your own house in the country one day that would also be nice :)