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33 M Asheville, NC

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5′ 10″ (1.77m)
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Mostly anything
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My self-summary
Somewhere between nerd, hippie, and punk. Unclassifiable. Serious clown. Deadpan, not sarcastic, literal, goofy. I perform a lot. Clowning, stand-up, puppets, improv, burlesque, sideshow, circus, slapstick, sketch, modeling condoms, mascot/furry/extreme costumes.
What I’m doing with my life
Making people happy., entertaining, performing, having fun, loving...

Taking improv and acting classes. I plan on moving to Chicago and working my way up from the bottom at Second City.

I also have a big long master plan.
I’m really good at
Making curry, hula hooping, word problems, taking tests, being under pressure, massage, cuddling, comedy, baking, doing nails and make up, acting coy, calling people out, yoga, and knowing when to walk away.
The first things people usually notice about me
Currently: anime hair, red glasses, and three beards.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i'ma try to sum up.

books: generally nonfiction, though also some Clive Barker, Bukowski, Robert Anton Wilson, Chuck Puhhuhfahllennynook, Dan Brown, Roald Dahl, biographies, humor, and comedy textbooks

movies> generally comedy, but also documentaries, spy movies, superhero, crime, n stuff

music> gah. okay, i like lots of different kinds of music. but, here's (I know it's random) my top TWENTY FIVE or so fav bands/artists:

*drum and bass is my fav genre*
1. Herb Alpert 's Tijuana Brass
2. Ween
3. Cassette Boy
4. Desmond Dekker
5. Weird Al
6. edIT (of Glitch Mob)
7. Nortec Collective
8. Senor Coconut
9. Lube Royale (asheville local)
10. Snake Oil Medicine Show (asheville local)
11. Frank Zappa
12. Secret Agent 23 Skidoo (asheville local)
13. Wax Taylor
14. Blackalicious
15. Franz Haydn
16. Southern Culture On The Skids
17. Blowfly
18. Spike Jones
19. Louis Armstrong
20. Beck
21. Jane's Addiction
22. Tenacious D
23. Sublime
24. Flight Of The Conchords
25. Massive Attack


1. Salsa's Mexican caribbean
2. drunken noodle from thai orchid
3. my own curry
4. burger from storm rum bar
5. el kimchee's bibimbap & kimchee pancake
6. creperie bouchon's crepe with sausage and lusty monk mustard and creme brulee sampler
7. Rosetta's tempalo wings, pad thai, and really just about everything
8. soon come ( ithink) .. the one with the bananas from Nine Mile
9. Modesto burgers and pizzas and really everything.
10. marrow.
11. Himalayan Cafe
12. tin can pizza
13. Lucky Fish Taco
14. Almond butter, caramel machiatto iced coffee with almond milk, banana, coconut milk, and banana smoothie
15. Big Bang add cayenne from Nourish and Flourish
16. Trout tacos, both the smoked and the bahn mi, from Bandido's.
17. Pork carnitas taco from White Duck

shows, huh? I haven't been watching shows lately. But, I love daily Show/colbert report, and Jenna Marbles. also space ghost, south park, simpsons, eastbound and down, flight of the conchords first season, chappelle, chris rock, louis ck, sarah silverman program, dexter, the riches, arrested developement.

there's lots more i love. this is just off the top of my head.
The six things I could never do without
friends. i really don't think i could do it alone.

all of my organs and body parts. after being hit by a car (small truck, really) , I honestly and truly give thanks and gratitude every day for all these parts I have that are so fragile.

the ability to flirt. don't ever try to take that away from me.

my sense of individual personality

my connection to everything

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The stitch I can make to save nine. Clowning. Comedy. Jokes. The New World Order. People I have crushes on. Who IS the blogger behind "What Should Asheville Call Me?". WHat if Mike Tyson was President?
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing or working then partying clown style
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to test the waters and potentially get intimate with me. Keeping in mind, I will be moving from Asheville to Chicago this summer.