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FuzzyPilgrim

41 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 6'3 420lb writer/poet/cartoonist/musician sci-fi/horror geek. I love astronomy, horror/sci-fi, movies, writing stories and poetry, drawing comic books, playing guitar/piano and singing, italian food, gaming, nudism, giving massages and werewolves.

Even though I'm a big guy, I am used to my body, I accept my largeness and the societal pariah price to pay for being so. Which is doubly tragic as I am attracted to women who are totally not modest and like to take care of their bodies. I realize most people like fit people for the potential for maximum reproduction and long term commitments, I'm no spring chicken anymore - I want the here and now while I am still breathing, to try to enjoy life with someone cool and openminded and sexy and a lover of spectacular massages. I wear my heart on my sleeve and say exactly whatever is on my mind regardless of tact.

I have a job, I pay rent, I just got a car again after many a long time out of potential future necessity; my cat of 17 years died last spring so its more lonely than usual for me these days. I am so extremely difficult to match romantically I don't even know why I waste my time with this place as I am totally not husband or father archetype role model material. Not into drama, or high maintenance or anal retentive people.

I just want movie buddies, or friends with benefits. I've waited, or looked for loves of my life and I sincerely don't believe there is someone out there for me at all. So I just want some lunch/dinner movie or at home cuddle/kisses/massages or fooling around time, a creative muse who likes movies and writing and drawing, is quite the nerd/geek conversationalist like I am.

And to be honest here... I like to please with minimal to no reciprocation required. I am an oral fanatic, and I love to give all forms of massages, from scalp to toes and everything in between. And I don't give a rats ass about actual sex. It has never been satisfying to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time at a music store. I am a starving artist, blue-collar worker and trying to pay bills and survive in this expensive world. I want to be a published writer, but have been suffering writers block, for a long time. I wish I had a muse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drawing, creating superheroes and plot points, making people and kids laugh, jamming on my guitar and singing the blues, movie trivia, all kinds of massages, and things that my tongue can do. If you like to hear my voice and singing, just type Riggs7777 on YouTube.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes, everyone likes my eyes. They hazel with silver flecks in them. But for the most part the first and most primary observation, is that I'm one big bastard of a man. And I am nice, but I also have attitude. I blush a lot. I also tend to be soft spoken at first but I open up rather quickly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
* The Wolf's Hour by Robert McCammon
* Blue Moon Rising and The Darkstalker series by Simon R.Green
* The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore
* The Stand by Stephen King
* The Earth's Children series by Jean Auel.

Movies:
* any Spielberg movie
* Jaws
* Dances With Wolves
* Schindler's List
* Star Wars and Star Trek (all old and new)
* James Bond movies
* Superhero movies of all kinds
* Sci-fi movies, horror, and even B-movies for comedic relief

Favorite TV shows:
* Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Firefly, FRINGE, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Deadwood, ROME, Hell on Wheels, The X-Files, any historical or astronomical documentary out there.

Music:
* Classic rock. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who
* R&B and Jazz Blues
* Big band music like Glenn Miller Orchestra and Billie Holliday
* Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart)
* Movie soundtracks (especially John Williams and Basil Poledouris)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
The cinema.
Italian food, a good hamburger, and a greater milkshake.
Money on my mind and my mind on my money.
My curiosity and imagination
Internet porn
Real books: touch, scent, paper.
My right hand
A calculator, because six is not enough for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
One hour at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do nothing but relax by myself. I have only one friend, the rest just online chat acquaintences. To compensate, I have my multitude of hobbies I enjoy employing. Mostly writing, or gaming, having a glass of wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cry to some movies, beautiful music, and sappy shit on YouTube.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have an attraction to big guys, you love movies, are kinky and wild, and above all an openminded, caring and nice person.