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FuzzyPilgrim

42 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a 6'3 405lb scoundrel, kind and sweet daydreamer and intellectual pervert. I love astronomy, horror, ancient history and science fiction, movies, writing stories, werewolves, poetry, drawing comic books, playing guitar/piano and singing, gaming, giving massages, oral sex and bald pussy. I have a job, I own a car. I don't want to have kids, I don't want to marry, I just want a friendly, caring and openminded movie-going companion and freaky orally restless pleasure mistress.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time at a music store. I am a starving artist, blue-collar worker and trying to pay bills and survive in this expensive world. I want to be a published writer, but have been suffering writers block, for a long time. I want a muse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drawing, creating superheroes and plot points, making people and kids laugh, jamming on my guitar and singing the blues, movie trivia, all kinds of massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, everyone likes my eyes. They hazel with silver flecks in them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
* The Wolf's Hour by Robert McCammon
* Blue Moon Rising and The Darkstalker series by Simon R.Green
* The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore
* The Stand by Stephen King
* The Earth's Children series by Jean Auel.

Movies:
* any Spielberg movie
* Jaws
* Dances With Wolves
* Schindler's List
* Star Wars and Star Trek (all old and new)
* James Bond movies
* Superhero movies of all kinds
* Sci-fi movies, horror, and even B-movies for comedic relief

Favorite TV shows:
* Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, The Walking Dead, Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel, Firefly, FRINGE, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Deadwood, ROME, Hell on Wheels, The X-Files, any historical or astronomical documentary out there.

Music:
* Classic rock. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who
* R&B and Jazz Blues
* Big band music like Glenn Miller Orchestra and Billie Holliday
* Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart)
* Movie soundtracks (especially John Williams and Basil Poledouris)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family
The movie theatres on the road, Netflix at home
Italian food, a good hamburger, and a greater milkshake.
My Xbox One, and laptop
My curiosity and imagination
Specific types of porn
Real books: touch, scent, paper.
My right hand
A calculator, because six is not enough for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Money, the absence of a companion, the coming end of my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do nothing but relax by myself. My routine is pretty much, come home from work, shower, eat dinner, and either game with my oldest brother on Xbox or by myself. And occasional websurfing and chatting with my online acquaintences. I have my multitude of hobbies I enjoy employing. Mostly writing, or gaming, having a glass of wine. Don't really need to spend time with judgmental people who need to get drunk to socialize or let alone treat a man with respect or kindness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry to some movies, beautiful music, and sappy shit on YouTube.
You should message me if
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we think alike.