Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 6'3 405lb writer/poet/cartoonist/musician sci-fi/horror geek.
I love astronomy, horror/sci-fi, movies, writing stories and
poetry, drawing comic books, playing guitar/piano and singing,
italian food, gaming, nudism, giving massages and an obsession for
I have no friends, and don't really get along with women, as they
generally treat me like shit or have some agenda. I eat, breathe,
Netflix and go to the movies and contemplate the universe entirely
by myself. I read the writing on the wall and understand that
nobody, no man woman or child likes 42 year old sexually impotent
cat loving fat guys that are poor and live at home taking care of
his dying mother, so I choose to just not depend on another human
being for romantic solace, comfort or pleasure. I have grown weary
over the years of trying to pass peoples' lists of
That being said, I made this profile as informative as possible so
not to waste anyone's time other than those who have the same
interests as I do.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work full time at a music store. I am a starving artist,
blue-collar worker and trying to pay bills and survive in this
expensive world. I want to be a published writer, but have been
suffering writers block, for a long time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, drawing, creating superheroes and plot points, making
people and kids laugh, jamming on my guitar and singing the blues,
movie trivia, all kinds of massages.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes, everyone likes my eyes. They hazel with silver flecks in
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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* The Wolf's Hour by Robert McCammon
* Blue Moon Rising and The Darkstalker series by Simon
* The Dark Elf trilogy by R.A.Salvatore
* The Stand by Stephen King
* The Earth's Children series by Jean Auel.
* any Spielberg movie
* Dances With Wolves
* Schindler's List
* Star Wars and Star Trek (all old and new)
* James Bond movies
* Superhero movies of all kinds
* Sci-fi movies, horror, and even B-movies for comedic relief
Favorite TV shows:
* Doctor Who, Game of Thrones, Vikings, The Walking Dead, Buffy the
Vampire Slayer/Angel, Firefly, FRINGE, Mythbusters, Pawn Stars,
American Pickers, Deadwood, ROME, Hell on Wheels, The X-Files, any
historical or astronomical documentary out there.
* Classic rock. Queen, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, The Who
* R&B and Jazz Blues
* Big band music like Glenn Miller Orchestra and Billie
* Classical music (Beethoven, Mozart)
* Movie soundtracks (especially John Williams and Basil Poledouris)
The six things I could never do without
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The movie theatres on the road, Netflix at home
Italian food, a good hamburger, and a greater milkshake.
My Xbox One, and laptop
My curiosity and imagination
Specific types of porn
Real books: touch, scent, paper.
My right hand
A calculator, because six is not enough for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I do nothing but relax by myself. My routine is pretty much, come
home from work, shower, eat dinner, and game with my oldest brother
on Xbox. And occasional websurfing and chatting with my online
acquaintences. I have my multitude of hobbies I enjoy employing.
Mostly writing, or gaming, having a glass of wine. Don't really
need to spend time with judgmental people who need to get drunk to
socialize or let alone treat a man with respect or kindness.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry to some movies, beautiful music, and sappy shit on YouTube.
You should message me if
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You made it past the first section of my profile with intact
curiosity and intrigue.
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