What's dating me like? I don't know. Have you ever tried dating PURE MAGIC? If so, then you have some idea. But there are other reasons you should get to know me, as well. For one, I have my own car/place to live. I own several shirts that women have described as "nice". Additionally, my hair sometimes smells wonderful.

Okay, there you go - "ha ha ha".

I've been living in Charlotte for a few years, and am looking to meet some new people. I like movies, beer, coffee, fine food, shitty food...sustenance, I guess and especially music. Yes - everybody says that, but I'm seriously, seriously into it, and it's definitely my single greatest interest. I'm constantly looking for something that sounds like nothing I've ever heard before.

What I do: social work for the severely mentally ill

What I want to do: something with maps or cities and the like.

Given my interest in that, I love traveling and experiencing new cultures foreign and domestic. That pretty much includes all of them, too. Western Europe, Kyrgyzstan, Fort Mill, whatever - lesgo

Are you a comedy nerd? I am: Mr. Show, Kids in the Hall, The Office (UK & US), Upright Citizens Brigade, Black Books, Wonder Showzen, Hot Fuzz and most of Christopher Guest's films are some of my faves. If you're into any of this, we'll probably be laughing at the same things.

I like staying in and going out in roughly even amounts - I think it helps you appreciate the other more. In terms of going out, I most like going to a neighborhood bar that's not too crowded and maybe playing some pool, just hanging out with good friends or possibly singing karaoke.

About what I'm looking for:

Someone who's intellectual, but knows when not to be and can appreciate the value of stupidity. It's not important that you have the same taste in music or anything else as me, but it's always nice to find a wild mind who can understand the the same sorts of things. Somebody affectionate. An interest in travel and exploring the world in general.

I just moved from the ghetto into my first home.

Spaghetti, dancing, the internet

The picture down there says I really like sex. It's pretty cool, I guess.

my sparkling blue eyes

For some reason (and I don't know why), I have dewclaws. Most humans don't, and people always point them out. But you should be careful mentioning them to me. I'm very sensitive, and I get hurt easily. So, walk on some eggshells, ok?

Music: Bearschool, The Friendship Towers, Soupmagnet, Nurse Me Amadeus, Fluid Wars, More Bees (Please), Penisbreath and the Ocean Squares

Ok, you got me - the last one I made up.

Movies: Tarantino, Lynch (up to and including Wild At Heart, mostly), Mann, Scorsese, Cohen Bros, Harold & Maude, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, The Departed, Ghost Dog, Godfather I & II, The Bourne series, The Motorcycle Diaries, most Wes Anderson, Sideways, Little Miss Sunshine, Pan's Labyrinth, so on

TV: Boondocks, Arrested Development, Squidbillies, Python, Human Giant, Venture Bros, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office(s), Extras, ATHF, Wonder Showzen, Strangers With Candy, Mail Call, Lost, etc, etc.

Real Music: Aalon, Amon Duul 2, Arthur Russell, Black Flag, !!!, Black Sabbath, Bob Mould, Captain Beefheart, Cheap Trick, Chrome, Devo, Faith No More, The Fall, Fatso Jetson, fIREHOSE, Fu Manchu, Fugazi, Guided By Voices, Humble Pie, Husker Du, The Jam, King Crimson, Kings of Leon, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Meat Puppets, The Melvins, Mike Watt, Minutemen, Mission of Burma, The Negro Problem, Neil Young, Os Mutantes, Paul Weller, Pulp, The Replacements, Roky Erickson, Steely Dan, The Stooges, Style Council, Small Faces, Sugar, Television, Tool, Ween, The Who, X, many more.

Books: The Bible, The Bible 2: Two Shades of Blue

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"How does Bill O'Reilly refer to himself as a culture warrior with a straight face?"

"If he can be a culture warrior, then can I be a culture vampire?"

"What?"

I like loads of things. Problem with Charlotte is that it doesn't allow you to be too terribly creative with a Friday night - like most places when you get down to it. Everybody I know here has moved away, so now I need some new playmates. I find that the best times depend on the people, regardless of what's being done.

One time I used a lot of tanning pills to pretend I was black so I could get into Harvard Law School on a minority scholarship. They turned my life experience into a movie starring C Thomas Howell - AGAIN!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091991/

your strongest opinions involve the superiority of Chevy trucks to Ford trucks, and you have the stickers to back it up.

For the record, I'm cool with meeting somebody for romance or for friendship. Either one would be mighty fine.