Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not feeling well at the moment, so not up for dating right away.
(Removed most of my profile pics but they can still be seen hidden
away in my 'Other Pics' album folder.) Just looking around, reading
random people's profiles, because the wide variety of humans on
this planet is quite intriguing... *she shrugged sheepishly*
Nota Bene: I'm a petite plus-size Asian chick. If you find this
très dégoûtante, well, you know where the door is, and you
can póg mo thóin on your way out, bwahaha! *blows a
raspberry Jim Moriarty stylee* lol Oh, and everyone who answered
"Q. Can overweight people still be sexy? A. Never." can go piss on
a live electrical wire on your way out, kekeke!
She was earnest, irreverent, and whimsical.
And believed in the Oxford Comma.
"I came upon a cache of old photos
And invitations to teenage parties
'Dress in white' one said with quotations
From someone's wife - a famous writer
In the 1920s
When you're young, you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a closing door
She said: 'We were never feeling bored'..."
~ Pet Shop Boys
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm sat on your rug, biding my time, drinking your wine. But I
promise not to light a fire. Isn't that good? Norwegian Wood.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Social justice & activism, cosplay, karaoke, paper crafts,
mixed-media, jewellery. . . I like to sing, and play bass guitar
(not at the same time, I'm not McCartney). Really wanna form a
British music covers band! Looking to learn comic strip drawing,
screenwriting, film production.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short 'n' curvy. Shy but friendly, kind, curious, sweet, and
polite. But I also have a huge belly laugh, get excited easily,
talk loudly, enjoy a satirical / sarcastic / raunchy sense of
humour, and fight tirelessly for the rights of the underdogs and
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Beatles, the Zombies, the Who, the Clash, Genesis, Peter
Gabriel, David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, the Smiths, Johnny Marr,
Oasis, Noel Gallagher, Stone Roses, Arctic Monkeys… Mod / Psych /
Freakbeat, UK Punk, 2Tone Ska, NewWave, SynthPop, Madchester &
Britpop, Triphop & Downtempo, modern Brit-rock.
Action thrillers, gangsters, spies, assassins, heists... Science
fiction and graphic novel adaptations. My inner goth loves me some
good old-fashioned Victorian ghost stories and
demon/vampire-slaying supernatural stuff.
Murdoch Mysteries (AKA The Artful Detective)
Rosewood (yay diversity!!!)
Gang Related (yay diversity!!!)
How to Get Away With Murder (yay diversity!!!)
…pretty much all cop/crime/detective shows and true crime
Star Trek series (incl. reboots) - esp. TNG & Voyager
Firefly / Serenity
The entire Sherlock Holmes canon by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
Neil Gaiman / Amanda Palmer
Roald Dahl (his adult dark psych thrillers)
Joyce Carol Oates
Joseph Sheridan LeFanu
Robert Murray Gilchrist
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Think outside the box. Sometimes the
little things can say a lot. Like a towel, and a book of Vogon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DJing at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on Fetlife. Looking forward to release of 50 Shades movie on
Valentine's Day, lol! ;D
Update: I've been told that the Fifty Shades of Grey book is
very poorly written, and fails to cover some really important shit
like scene negotiation, limits, safe words, emergencies, and
aftercare. A bit not good. I had been looking forward to the
movie, as I became quite the Jamie Dornan fan after seeing him as
the creepily sexy yet terrifying serial killer in The Fall (also
starring Gillian Anderson as the police detective hot on his
trail)... but the trailers for 50 Shades make it look like some
sort of boring clichéd romantic comedy! I also heard from a
Fetlifer that the film isn't even all that exciting or erotic, and
that there are plenty of vanilla films out there that are more
erotic than this. Distinctly inauspicious, I must say.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Adult Wednesday Addams.
Awwww shite - apparently the estate of Charles Addams brought a
lawsuit against the actress/creator of the show, so the episodes
have been pulled off YouTube, for the time being. :P Dammit,
should've downloaded them or something...
⛔ Important: Please understand that, whilst I'm totally cool
with run-of-the-mill swear words, I am extremely uncomfortable with
people using derogatory slang.
For example: "That is so
"; "We got
!"; "She is such
"; "You're so
!"; "I feel so
today!" Please do not contact me if you insist
on using such derogatory slang, as I consider them to be quite
offensive. Thank you for your understanding.
(Some people are all: "Oh c'mon, it's just some teenage slang!
You're being over-sensitive - get over it." and I'm like: "First of
all, we're not teenagers anymore. Second of all, even if we
teenagers, it's still NOT OKAY to use so-called 'slang'
words that are actually deeply hurtful slurs in the eyes of
marginalised peoples." Not enough people think about the
responsible use of language, in my opinion...
This has nothing to do with so-called 'political correctness' -
is about being a compassionate human being and doing right by
others. We should all be actively working against the societal
oppression of women/girls, minority communities, gender/sexually
diverse people, and people with disabilities => towards
universal equality! 💗
NOTE: Just because I support the rights and safety of the citizens
of Palestine, doesn't mean I support terrorism (quite the
opposite!). Just because I am very critical of Israeli
govt/military policy, doesn't mean I am against the welfare of the
citizens of Israel. I'm for PEACE & LOVE EVERYWHERE! ✌ 🌍 Je ne
suis pas Charlie, je suis Ahmed. Indeed!
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.