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Beatlesque

42 Toronto, Ontario, CA Cis Woman, Woman

Cis Woman, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 3
Orientation
Heteroflexible, Bisexual, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

She was earnest, irreverent, and whimsical.
And believed in the Oxford Comma.


"I came upon a cache of old photos
And invitations to teenage parties
'Dress in white' one said with quotations
From someone's wife - a famous writer
In the 1920s
When you're young, you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a closing door
She said: 'We were never feeling bored'..."
~ Pet Shop Boys

"...she covered her face with powder and paint because she didn't need it and she refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring. She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do."
~ Zelda Fitzgerald

"Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play
Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day
The sun is up, the sky is blue
It's beautiful and so are you
Dear Prudence, won't you come out and play?"
~ The Beatles
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.

Nota Bene: I got so bored with all these men sending me loads 'n' loads of meaningless sex messages whilst COMPLETELY IGNORING the entirety of my profile (how utterly charming), I decided to rewrite it into a Victorian Gothic Surrealist Nightmare. I'm not normally this pretentious... haha. But none of this is a lie - I really do love all these things I listed! ;D



Letterboxing
Punting
Playing croquet
Cycling on velocipedes and pennyfarthings
Afternoon tea with Devon cream, fruit preserves and crumpets
Village fetes
Fairground rides (carousels in particular)
Hot air balloon rides
Fancy dress parties / costume balls
Moving picture shows
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Quaint expressions
Elegant hats, fans, parasols, and Louis heels
Ornamental gardens with fragrant flowers, fish pond, and topiary maze
Tea parties serving miniature cucumber sandwiches
Seaside resorts
Carnivales (but no animal cruelty please)
'Movies' (black&white silent films accompanied by live piano or organ music)
The Suffragette Movement
Art Nouveau
The Pre-Raphaelite Artists
The Romantic Poets
Murder Mysteries, Ghost Stories, and Tragic Romances (Gothic revival)
European Fairy Tales and Folk Tales
World Mythologies
Mediaeval Nursery Rhymes
Masquerade Balls
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A Neo-Edwardian/Victorian Lady in the Making.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
MUSIC
Anything cinematic & theatrical, eerie & ethereal.
David Bowie
The Dresden Dolls
Amanda Palmer & the Grand Theft Orchestra
Jill Tracy & the Malcontent Orchestra
Gamine
Rialto
Cocteau Twins
Graeme Revell
Miranda Sex Garden
Siouxie & the Banshees
Depeche Mode
Pet Shop Boys
Saint Etienne
Black Box Recorder
Air
Mono
Portishead
Hooverphonic
Violet Indiana

FILM
It Couldn't Happen Here
Alice
Red Riding Hood
The Company of Wolves
The Woman in Black [original version]
The Turn of the Screw
Ladyhawke [save for the dreadful soundtrack music]
Labyrinth
The Neverending Story
Legend
Krull
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader
The Golden Compass

TELEVISION
The Chronicles of Narnia
A Little Princess
The Secret Garden
The Box of Delights
The (Jellybean) Odyssey
The Shoebox Zoo
Mystery!
Masterpiece Theatre
The Adventures (Return, Memoirs) of Sherlock Holmes
Poirot
Miss Marple
Agatha Christie Mysteries
The Duchess of Duke Street
Downton Abbey
Murdoch Mysteries (also known as 'The Artful Detective')
BBC Sherlock

BOOKS
The Secret Garden
A Little Princess
Alice in Wonderland
The Dark is Rising
The Magician's Nephew
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
The Silver Chair
The Box of Delights
The Famous Five
The Secret Seven
The Ladybird Peter and Jane books (this is how I learned English)
The entire Sherlock Holmes canon
Neil Gaiman
Amanda Palmer
Edward Gorey
Roald Dahl
Joyce Carol Oates
Angela Carter
Joseph Sheridan LeFanu
Robert Murray Gilchrist
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot. Like a towel, and a book of Vogon poetry...

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
DJing at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on Fetlife. Looking forward to release of 50 Shades movie on Valentine's Day, lol! ;D

Update: I've been told that the Fifty Shades of Grey book is very poorly written, and fails to cover some really important s*** like scene negotiation, limits, safe words, emergencies, and aftercare. A bit not good. I had been looking forward to the movie, as I became quite the Jamie Dornan fan after seeing him as the creepily sexy yet terrifying serial killer in The Fall (also starring Gillian Anderson as the police detective hot on his trail)... but the trailers for 50 Shades make it look like some sort of boring clichéd romantic comedy! I also heard from a Fetlifer that the film isn't even all that exciting or erotic, and that there are plenty of vanilla films out there that are more erotic than this. Distinctly inauspicious, I must say.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are Adult Wednesday Addams.
Awwww shite - apparently the estate of Charles Addams brought a lawsuit against the actress/creator of the show, so the episodes have been pulled off YouTube, for the time being. :P Dammit, should've downloaded them or something...

Important: Please understand that I am very uncomfortable with people using slang like "that's so gay" (unless you mean 'fabulous' or 'homoerotic'), "that's retarded" (that's not a cool slang word, it's a slur against the intellectually disabled), "I've been gypped" (deeply insulting and hurtful to the Romani people), or "I'm feeling schizo today" (comparing scatterbrainedness to serious mental illness is not cool). Please do not contact me if you insist on using such derogatory slang, as they are offensive to me. Not enough people think about the responsible use of language... *sigh*
This has nothing to do with so-called 'political correctness' - it
is about being a compassionate human being and doing right by others. We should all be actively working against societal oppression of minorites, and towards universal equality.

NOTE: Just because I support the rights and safety of the citizens of Palestine, doesn't mean I support terrorism (quite the opposite!). Just because I am very critical of Israeli govt/military policy, doesn't mean I am against the welfare of the citizens of Israel. I'm for PEACE & LOVE EVERYWHERE! ✌ 🌍 Je ne suis pas Charlie, je suis Ahmed. Indeed!