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21 Cambridge, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-22
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:06am
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The name's Ryan, I know it's not something interesting/pretentious/new-age/exotic like Quilliam, Grayvis or Symon (the Y makes it unique) but I got it for my first birthday so I've grown fairly attached to it over past couple of decades. Other things I've grown attached to are various facets of geek culture including but not limited to video games, tabletop games, roleplaying games, various branches of scientific study and mathematics (Maths is awesome. FIGHT ME IRL), the usual cavalcade of pop culture television and film as well as a good dose of minor to severe internet addiction. Things that have grown fairly attached to me are facial hair and beard related puns.

When I'm feeling less sedentary I like to cycle and rockclimb but most of the time I'm sat at home playing or reading or sleeping or wishing I was sleeping or cooking yummy foods (cooking is awesome. FIGHT ME IRL). I also love to travel all over the world and try to leave the country at least once a year, as such I am not that adverse to long distance relationships even though they can be quite the pain at times.

The list of types of humour I like is not so much exhaustive as it is exhausting, I like sarcasm, irony, puns (the worse the better), dark humour, really dark humour, pop culture references, slapstick, deadpan... I think you get the picture.

TL:DR, In summation and to cut it short: I'm quite the catch, I like to be sarcastic, geek things, tasty things, around the world - around the wooorld. Also don't actually fight me IRL, I'm a pacifist and have an aversion to being punched in the face and/or body.

To top it all off here is a song that I've grown attached to recently:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Second year at Anglia Ruskin in Cambridge. Studying computer game technology. So yeah, I make computer games and program things and stuff.

Singing Gilbert & Sullivan songs when no one is watching.

Singing Gilbert & Sullivan songs when people are watching.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I have intelligent conversation to offer. I'm supportive of my friends and like to facilitate a good time. Making people laugh brings me immense pleasure, I often do it by dropping a poorly placed swear word or perfecting my deadpan sarcasm.

I can also snap my fingers quite quickly and rhythmically.
So you might say I'm good with my fingers and that was really lewd. Sorry not sorry.

I'm also good at writing dating website profiles for myself. Don't pretend this isn't true.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm in a completely new social environment then I'm usually quiet and polite until I've finished testing the waters where senses of humour are concerned. After that I can be loads of fun. I'm also a bit of a posh cunt, so that likely comes across to most people.

Some people tell me I dress smartly, apparently tucking in a shirt is all it requires these days.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read an awful lot due to a shortish attention span, but I've been getting into audiobooks lately (since I can do other things while listening to them). I typically read scientific journals instead or the occasional autobiography from some of my favourite comedians.
Disney and/or Pixar films are unconditionally loved, Mulan and Aladdin are my favourites.
My absolute favourite films are Cloud Atlas and Forrest Gump, after that it mostly falls under genres such as fantasy(LOTRs, The Hobbit ect), sci-fi and biographical, or my favourite directors such as Quentin Tarantino and Duncan Jones. I also have an affinity for Bond films, Roger Moore may not empirically be the best Bond, but he's *my* Bond.
The usual mix of geek and mainstream. Dexter, Firefly, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, How I met your Mother, Community, Adventure Time, Whose Line is it Anyway?, The I.T Crowd, Blackadder, Archer, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place. Avatar: The last Airbender, Futurama, Rick and Morty, Parks and Rec and countless others. If you've seen You're the Worst please tell me, I need more people in my life that have seen the genius of that show. I've also gotten into anime in the last year, subs no dubs!
My main tastes are vaguely alternative. Cloud Control are my favourite artists at the moment. I also like classic 80s and 70s music. My Frank Sinatra playlist is extensive. Really I just like certain artists or songs and don't tack myself to particular genres.
I'm fairly adventurous with what I eat, often trying new things and enjoying the flavours of a variety of cultures. There absolutely must be meat in my diet or I will go crazy. Give me a rare steak and you'll bed me, piece of cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
The internet. My various computers and devices. Quiet time. A few good friends and steak & whisky.

'Steak & whisky' counts as one okay?!
Jesus get off my case what are you a fucking Maths teacher oh my god leave it alone you're always so picky I mean really what the hell is your gosh darn problem you snide quibbling prick.

^ This is what I mean about the deadpan sarcasm.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mathematics. Philosophy. Science. Fantasy. Sci-Fi. That interesting thing I heard about the other day. Why the fuck is my self summary so long. What is a female and how do I attract one successfully.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, and you can bet it'll involve being on the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on a dating website but I won't tell you which one ;)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I send you a message or if you're feeling brave enough to send the first one. Or if you want me to explain to you why the sum of all the positive numbers from 1 to infinity is equal to -1/12. Or if you have some interesting/unconventional opinion on a given topic, I will converse the shit out of you.

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We hope you enjoyed this presentation.