I’m looking for a Fiona to my Michael, a Harley Quinn to my Joker. Someone who will see the flaws in my crazy plans, help me improve them...and join me on one crazy adventure after another...after all, isn't that what life is?

Me.... hmm. I’m a guy who thinks it might be nice to find someone to: hang out with, explore the Bay Area, see what cool/interesting stuff is going on, make fun of the lame stuff, and just generally have fun. I have a low tolerance for idiots, hypocrites, bigots, and users. I respect those with big dreams, but appreciate those who have their feet grounded in reality. I’m also a gigantic smart ass with a very dry sense of humor, so you better be able to take a joke.

I hated the 3rd Matrix movie, the 1st Hulk movie, and Van Helsing. I refuse to watch most “reality” television (and pretty much all of MTV).

Doughnuts kick ass.

I am now sick of talking about myself.

I am sarcastic, intelligent, and looking for the same

attempting to entertain and educate the masses.

being a smart ass. Laughing things off. I can find humor in almost anything. The last car accident I was in, I was laughing 30 seconds later at the situation. Zelda games (that’s a skill right?) I seem to be good at handling spicy foods...although eating 40 chili peppers do add up.... as I found out.

My favorite author would have to be Chuck Palahniuk right now, not that I've read a great number of his books. Poe and
Shakespeare are good too. Started reading The Fountainhead a while ago....probably need to get back to it.

Movies:
Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Ocean's 11, The Matrix]
(hated the 3rd one though), Idiocracy, The Prestige, Back to the Future, Saved, Zack and Miri Make a Porno,
Batman Begins, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Old School,
Love Actually, The Princess Bride, Stardust,
Memento, Death to Smoochy, V for Vendetta, Interview with the Vampire, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run,
Groundhog's Day, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and
the Chocolate Factory (the new one.... stopped 5 minutes before
the end), Bubba Ho Tep, The Crow, Donnie Darko,
Snakes on a Plane, Mars Attacks!, Toy Story

Music:
Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver/Scott Weiland,
Genesis/Phil Collins, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel,
Guns N' Roses, The Beatles, Alien Ant Farm, Modest
Mouse, Elvis, Cake, Chris Cornell/Audioslave,
Sting, Oasis, U2, Smashing Pumpkins, Army of
Anyone, Robbie Williams, Sting

...and the new stuff I'm getting into a bit Civil Twilight,
Rev Theory, Lost Prophets, Manchester Orchestra, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars

Food:
sushi, Italian, Mexican, Indian]], [Middle Eastern,
Thai, dougnuts, chocolate chip cookies, wheat
thins

Love trying new food... as long as there aren't giant crispy onions
in it.

TV I'm watching now:
30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, , American Dad, The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report,
90210, Beavis and Butt-head, Bull$hit, WWE, Simpsons, Futurama, Burn Notice, Warren the Ape, Robot Chicken, Two and a Half Men, Raising Hope, 24, Firefly, Batman The animated series

shows I've downloaded and watched every episode of:
Scrubs, Battlestar Galatica, Caprica, 24, Sex and
the City, Inuyasha, Trigun, Studio 60, Gargoyles,
Jericho, Point Pleasant, Brisco County Jr., Greg the
Bunny, Mission Hill, Knights of Prosperity, Spiderman:
The Animated Series, Full Metal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, 10 Items or Less, My Boys,
Arrested Development, Heroes, Oblongs, The Tick, Vanished, Wolverine and the X-Men, Chuck

1. Laptop, its where I keep everything.
2. Doughnuts (though I'm trying).
3. Music (although this goes back to the laptop thing)
4. TV (laptop here as well)
5. Car
6. Post its....man's greatest accidental invention ever.

how I over think things.

Possibly at work, or home recovering from work. Saturday is more the day to go out and do something.

I went to see the first Sex and the City movie byself (got tired of people flaking) and I was the only guy in the entire theater... which got me lots of odd looks. I was laughing my ass off at Mr. Big while the women in the audience (everyone but me) booed him and mumbled about what an ass he is. A bit akward.

you have a good sense of humor, all your original parts (appendix and wisdom teeth are exempt), aren't easily offended, have fun just hanging out, like to get lost and explore places like SF and Berkeley. Life should be an adventure filled with new experiences. I'm just looking for someone to go check the stuff out with me.

(Also, please don't be psychotic. I know it’s asking a lot.)