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RintheBay

34 San Lorenzo, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You ever notice when you think you've got life figured out life gives you a swift kick in the balls? You probably haven't quite had that experience in a literal sense because if you're viewing my profile you probably don't have balls but physically or metaphorically it sucks. So, here I sit again waiting to go another round with life. Life, I'm coming for you!

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Me.... hmm. I’m a guy who thinks it might be nice to find someone to: hang out with, explore the Bay Area, see what cool/interesting stuff is going on, make fun of the lame stuff, and just generally have fun. I respect those with big dreams. I’m also a gigantic smart ass with a very dry sense of humor, so you better be able to take a joke.

You must love Christmas. You must get sarcasm.

I hated Man of Steel, the 3rd Matrix movie, the 1st Hulk movie, and Van Helsing.

I had a season pass to Disneyland last year and went over 20 days.

Just realized the pet section only lets me pick between a cat or dog. What about my adorably bad ass bunny? It's racist...or specieist‎!

Doughnuts kick ass.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
attempting to entertain the masses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being a smart ass. Laughing things off. I can find humor in almost anything. The last car accident I was in, I was laughing 30 seconds later at the situation. Zelda games (that’s a skill right?) I seem to be good at handling spicy foods...although eating 40 chili peppers do add up.... as I found out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My straight forwardness. I'm one of the most honest, genuine, and straight forward people you're going to find. I will not bullshit you. You ask me for my opinion and you're probably going to get an honest answer that's not very sugar coated. I hate fake niceties. It drives me crazy when people lie to each other for no reason. I wish everyone would just drop the acts and just have a real honest conversation with eachother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Love Chuck Palahniuk and George RR Martin. The Song of Fire and Ice (Game of Thrones books are great. Recently read Interview with the Vampire, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Jungle Books, The Hitchhiker's Guide ot the Galaxy, Rain of Ghosts, and a Tale of Two Cities. Just discovered Alice in Wonderland is on my phone... so I'll be reading that. Poe is always good and I have 15 years worth of Green Lantern and Batman comics to catch up on.

Movies:
Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Ocean's 11, The Matrix
(hated the 3rd one though), Idiocracy, The Prestige, Back to the Future, Love Actually, The Princess Bride, Stardust,
Memento, Death to Smoochy, V for Vendetta, Interview with the Vampire, The Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, Indiana Jones,
Groundhog's Day, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bubba Ho Tep, The Crow, Snakes on a Plane, Mars Attacks!, Toy Story 3 made me tear up

Music:
Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver/Scott Weiland,
Genesis/Phil Collins, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel,
Guns N' Roses, The Beatles, Alien Ant Farm, Modest
Mouse, Elvis, Cake, Chris Cornell/Audioslave,
Sting, Oasis, U2, Smashing Pumpkins, Army of
Anyone, Robbie Williams, Sting

...and the new stuff I'm getting into a bit Civil Twilight,
Rev Theory, Lost Prophets, Manchester Orchestra, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds to Mars

Food:
sushi, Italian, Mexican, Indian, [Middle Eastern,
Thai, dougnuts, chocolate chip cookies, wheat
thins

Love trying new food... as long as there aren't giant crispy onions
in it.

TV I'm watching now:
Community, Modern Family, South Park, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, 90210, WWE, Simpsons, Futurama, , Robot Chicken, Raising Hope, 24, Firefly, Batman The animated series, Superman the animated series, Spongebob Square Pants.

series I've watched every episode of:
Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, Caprica, Burn Notice, Sex and the City, Inuyasha, Trigun, Studio 60, Gargoyles, Jericho, Point Pleasant, Brisco County Jr., Greg the
Bunny, Mission Hill, Knights of Prosperity, Spiderman:
The Animated Series, Full Metal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, 10 Items or Less, My Boys,
Arrested Development, Heroes, Oblongs, The Tick, Vanished, Wolverine and the X-Men, Chuck, 30 Rock, The Office, Warren the Ape, Outsourced, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret, Todd versus the book of pure Evil, Rules of Engagement, How I Met Your Mother
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laptop, its where I keep everything.
2. Cell phone. I use it for calls (yes... actual calls), texting, taking pics of my bunny and important things, shopping lists, apps for work, a flashlight, and I'm hooked on the Simpsons Tapped Out.
3. Buddy the bunny. He's adorable and always makes me smile.
4. entertainment - TV, Music
5. Car
6. Post its....man's greatest accidental invention ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I over think things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Possibly at work, or home recovering from work. Saturday is more the day to go out and do something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to see the first Sex and the City movie byself (got tired of people flaking) and I was the only guy in the entire theater... which got me lots of odd looks. I was laughing my ass off at Mr. Big while the women in the audience (everyone but me) booed him and mumbled about what an ass he is. A bit akward.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're smart, open minded, have a good sense of humor, your own opinions and thoughts, aren't easily offended, a bit kinky, GGG.

(Also, please don't be psychotic. I know it’s asking a lot.)