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35 San Lorenzo, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 12:16am
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm probably looking for Daria. I'd like to find someone to explore the Bay Area with, see what cool/interesting stuff is going on, make fun of the lame stuff, and just generally have fun. We can also be totally lazy and marathon Netflix while eating doughnuts or other delicious greasy stuff. You should be smart, funny, sarcastic, and a bit nerdy.

My life is a Seinfeld like sitcom. Something weird or bizarre happens constantly. The plus is that things are rarely boring. The negative, weird things happen. Example: I went to Home Depot and laughed when I saw plastic spikes had been mounted inside the store to keep birds from landing inside. 10 minutes later when I was getting in the cute cashier's line I noticed what I thought was snot on my shoulder. "How did that get there," I wondered as I don't make a habit of flinging snot all over. As I put my finger in it and felt a completely different texture my mind went back to the bird spikes. I had been shit upon by a bird... INDOORS!

Random facts:
I have a bunny. He is adorable (and he knows it).

I like deep conversations and ridiculously goofy weird ones as well.

I like hearing someone's views and discussing politics/beliefs/"hot button issues" but expect someone to be able to support the claims they make.

Love cuddling and filthy things as well. The two aren't mutually exclusive and go together well. GGG

I had a season pass to Disneyland last year and went over 20 days.

I respect those with big dreams.

"You met me at a very strange time in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
attempting to entertain the masses.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing things off. I can find humor in almost anything. The last car accident I was in, I was laughing 30 seconds later at the situation. Zelda games (that’s a skill right?) I seem to be good at handling spicy foods...although eating 40 chili peppers do add up.... as I found out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Just finished reading the Gargoyles comic book series that continued the old Disney show for season 3. Love Chuck Palahniuk. I'm collecting his Fight Club 2 comic right now. I've read all George RR Martin's A Song of Fire and Ice books (Game of Thrones). Recently read Interview with the Vampire, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Jungle Books, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Rain of Ghosts, and a Tale of Two Cities. Just discovered Alice in Wonderland is on my phone... so I'll be reading that. Poe is always good and I have 15 years worth of Green Lantern and Batman comics to catch up on.

Fight Club, Moulin Rouge, Idiocracy, Back to the Future, Love Actually, The Princess Bride, Stardust, Death to Smoochy, V for Vendetta, Indiana Jones, Groundhog's Day, Pirates of the Caribbean, Bubba Ho Tep, Mars Attacks!, Toy Story 3 (yes it made my eyes water)

Arctic Monkeys, Stone Temple Pilots/Velvet Revolver/Art of Anarchy/ Scott Weiland, Genesis/Phil Collins, Foo Fighters, Billy Joel,
Guns N' Roses, The Beatles, Alien Ant Farm, Modest
Mouse, Elvis, Chris Cornell/Audioslave,
Sting, Oasis, U2, Smashing Pumpkins, Army of
Anyone, Robbie Williams, Sting

The Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Heroes Reborn, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., South Park, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, WWE, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, Raising Hope, 24, Firefly, Batman The animated series, Superman the animated series, Spongebob Square Pants.

Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, Burn Notice, Sex and the City, Inuyasha, Trigun, Studio 60, Gargoyles, Jericho, Point Pleasant, Brisco County Jr., Greg the Bunny, Full Metal Alchemist, Arrested Development, Chuck, 30 Rock, The Office, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margret, Todd versus the book of pure Evil, How I Met Your Mother

sushi, Italian, Mexican, Indian, Middle Eastern,
Thai, doughnuts, chocolate chip cookies, wheat

Love trying new food... as long as there aren't giant crispy onions
in it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Laptop, its where I keep everything.
2. Cell phone. I use it for calls (yes... actual calls), texting, taking pics of my bunny and important things, shopping lists, apps for work, a flashlight, and I'm hooked on the Simpsons Tapped Out.
3. Buddy the bunny. He's adorable and always makes me smile.
4. entertainment - TV, Music
5. Car
6. Post's greatest accidental invention ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why so many things seem to be ridiculous and unintentionally funny.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I went to see the first Sex and the City movie byself (got tired of people flaking) and I was the only guy in the entire theater... which got me lots of odd looks. I was laughing my ass off at Mr. Big while the women in the audience (everyone but me) booed him and mumbled about what an ass he is. A bit awkward.