Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hippie with impeccable hygiene and a penchant for buggery
I see life as a series of improvised skits.
Nonsense makes the most sense to me.
CoRn On ThE cOb
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In transition. That is to say- toughing out this monotonous daily
life of mine to save money in order to do something worthwhile
I'm inclined to believe that my destiny doesn't involve settling
for the expected. Looking for someone who can set this idea on fire
in my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you feel comfortable. Welcoming strangers into my life.
Falling in love with your pet and then missing them more than you
when we go our separate ways. Cooking. Remembering important
details that you'd never expect me to. Actually watching movies you
recommend. Dreaming up ideal futures and then having a conversation
about why everyone doesn't share in these ideals and why is the
world such a shitty place sometimes?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Man, I say 'man' a LOT, man.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Chuck Klosterman, John Steinbeck, Isaac
Asimov, Hemingway, Orwell. Ram Dass. National Geographic.
Music: 1960s. LZ. Most indie music that you'd find
on music festival lineups. Edward sharpe comes to mind first and
foremost. Alt-J inspired my screename. (Most people think it's
about my vag- nope)
Movies: I don't want to call this a deal breaker
but, if you have an intense love for Forrest Gump, I'm talking
story wise, SOUNDTRACK wise, character wise, we will most likely be
friends. More than friends.
Kubrick, Tarantino, Enter the Void, BBC nature docs.
Shows: HBO, AMC, Netflix. Workaholics.
Californication. Broad City
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The company of an animal
Corn on the fucking cob
But if I'm being real, grandma, I'm looking at you girl.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hoping it won't be so typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've enjoyed meals straight out of dumpsters while I was living on
a school bus in California. I also ate peoples' leftovers at
restaurants. I made enough money busking to survive for a grand
total of 4 days. Pure talent my friends, right here.
(I now make a living and buy food at grocery stores, my happiness
level has remained the same, fancy that)
You should message me if
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you see yourself as a sort of deep thinker, philosopher type. I dig
that. But at the same time, if you don't take life too seriously.
If you agree with the metaphor 'the sea refuses no river'. That is
to say- you accept things as they come. You roll with the punches.
Maybe you wanna help me in that department because I still haven't
figured it out.
or fuck it, if you have a Vitamix, I'd be down.
or fuck THAT, if you have The Simpsons Seasons 4-10 on DVD, let's
make sweet love all night while Mr Plow plays in the background.
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