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Professor_Nalgas

27 Pasadena, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:01am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a hookup! It's ok if you're looking for that, but don't look to me. Please please please don't waste my time. Please.

Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the same.

I have what a lot of girls look for in guys...Apartment, degree, career, car (a lame car, but still!), large penis. I'm not rich and probably won't ever be, so that should not be important to you.

apparently some people actually think I have a penis. I don't have a penis.

I've been told I can be rather blunt and cold, but with the right person I can be blunt and affectionate.

I tend to be pretty sarcastic and sometimes say things to entertain myself.

NOTE: I deactivate and reactivate my account very often.

NOTE2: Don't pay attention to my question/answers. A lot has changed since I answered them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
imgur. i am wasting my life on imgur.

i'm an engineer of the software variety. i build stuff to help smarter people send stuff to space.

trying to find a live-in boyfriend so we can go halfsies on rent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Candy crush. I list this first because I know this is all you care about. Don't even bother reading the rest. Just message me now.
Writing sentence fragments
Being pigeon-toed
Attracting people I don't find attractive. i do this TOO well.
Not attracting people I do find attractive.
Teetotalling
Inconsistent capitalization
sitting alone and terrified in my apartment after watching too many episodes of forensic files.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see...other than my overwhelming beauty?
my east los/valley girl accent. it makes me sound like a complete airhead.
I'm short.
and as one stranger rudely pointed out by shouting on campus, I got 'some big ass tittays'
(Don't message me about them. thanks.)

what not to say:
'You are quite stunning. Capital knockers, Madame.'
'and this week on fictional, mythological creatures: "Asians with HUGE boobs!! "'
yes, both of these were actual messages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie: Young Frankenstein, Gingerdead Man, Girls With Low Self-Esteem

Books:
I just recently started reading again for fun. Read a couple of Douglas Adams books and am currently reading Les Miserables. People keep telling me to read Dune so that'll probably be next.

TV:
seinfeld.
arrested development
frasier
30 rock
archer

Music:
everything you listen to, but i heard of them first. i'm just THAT cool.

Food:
Bacon.
teriyaki beef jerky.
landjäeger.
...pretty much any cured meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faith
Family
Friends
Faculties (my)
Ftacos (the 'F' is silent)
Some other f word. But not THE F word...or maybe it IS the F word...*bow chicka wow wow*

The BBC news app...much more entertaining than the NPR one. Don't be surprised if I tell you about random stories I've read.

one of my favorite stories last year: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-19349921

the best picture to accompany a story last year:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18620860

hold on to your scrotum:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24954570
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'Wait. what was i doing?'

'Why isn't this working?!'

Poop. Seriously. It must run in my family (thinking about poop, not our actual bowel movements).

why is no one else scared of getting stds?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pulling a drive-by or slanging for some extra cash.
just kidding.
i'm workin' them street corners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm past level 900 in candy crush.

i don't like star wars. i'm sorry, it's not that great. and the ones with hayden christensen were pretty terrible. HE CAN'T ACT.

I've only been in relationships with people who have names that start with "J" and a small part of me wants to keep that going. On the other hand, all of my exes have names that start with "J" so maybe I shouldn't go for J people..

I genuinely want one of these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a handsome and humble nerd. Nerd referring to being smart, not playing WoW. Intelligence is really attractive!

I'll be up front. You don't need to write a super long thoughtful message. I know you probably send tons of messages without receiving replies, so don't bother. If we start chatting, don't wait too long in asking me out. You won't really get to know me until we meet anyway.

play the banjo? panties be droppin'