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I kind of just want a local weekend brunch buddy. Is that weird? I don't care. Let's eat some croissant french toast!
Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the same.
I have what a lot of girls look for in guys...Apartment, degree, job, car, large penis. I'm not rich and probably won't ever be, so that should not be important to you.
I've been told I can be rather blunt and cold, but with the right person I can be blunt and affectionate.
I tend to be pretty sarcastic and sometimes say things to entertain myself.