Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not a hookup! It's ok of you're looking for that, but don't
look to me.
Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the
I have what a lot of girls look for in guys...Apartment, degree,
career, car (a lame car, but still!), large penis. I'm not rich and
probably won't ever be, so that should not be important to
apparently some people actually think I have a penis. I don't have
I've been told I can be rather blunt and cold, but with the right
person I can be blunt and affectionate.
I tend to be pretty sarcastic and sometimes say things to entertain
NOTE: I deactivate and reactivate my account very often.
NOTE2: Don't pay attention to my question/answers. A lot has
changed since I answered them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
imgur. i am wasting my life on imgur.
i'm an engineer of the software variety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Candy crush. I list this first because I know this is all you care
about. Don't even bother reading the rest. Just message me
Writing sentence fragments
Attracting people I don't find attractive. i do this TOO
Not attracting people I do find attractive.
sitting alone and terrified in my apartment after watching too many
episodes of forensic files.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see...other than my overwhelming beauty?
my east los/valley girl accent. it makes me sound like a complete
and as one stranger rudely pointed out by shouting on campus, I got
'some big ass tittays'
(Don't message me about them. thanks.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movie: Young Frankenstein, Gingerdead Man, Girls With Low
I just recently started reading again for fun. Read a couple of
Douglas Adams books and am currently reading Les Miserables. People
keep telling me to read Dune so that'll probably be next.
everything you listen to, but i heard of them first. i'm just THAT
teriyaki beef jerky.
...pretty much any cured meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ftacos (the 'F' is silent)
Some other f word. But not THE F word...or maybe it IS the F
word...*bow chicka wow wow*
The BBC news app...much more entertaining than the NPR one. Don't
be surprised if I tell you about random stories I've read.
one of my favorite stories last year:
the best picture to accompany a story last year:
hold on to your scrotum:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'Wait. what was i doing?'
'Why isn't this working?!'
. Seriously. It
must run in my family (thinking about poop, not our actual bowel
why is no one else scared of getting stds?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pulling a drive-by or slanging for some extra cash.
i'm workin' them street corners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i don't like star wars. i'm sorry, it's not that great. and the
ones with hayden christensen were pretty terrible. HE CAN'T
I've only been in relationships with people who have names that
start with "J" and a small part of me wants to keep that going. On
the other hand, all of my exes have names that start with "J" so
maybe I shouldn't go for J people..
I genuinely want one of these:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a handsome and humble nerd. Nerd referring to being smart,
not playing WoW. Intelligence is really attractive!
I'll be up front. You don't need to write a super long thoughtful
message. I know you probably send tons of messages without
receiving replies, so don't bother. If we start chatting, don't
wait too long in asking me out. You won't really get to know me
until we meet anyway.
play the banjo? panties be droppin'
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