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26 F Pasadena, CA

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Last Online
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Asian, White
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My name is Lisa, not Risa.

tl;dr version:

I kind of just want a local weekend brunch buddy. Is that weird? I don't care. Let's eat some croissant french toast!

Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the same.

I have what a lot of girls look for in guys...Apartment, degree, job, car, large penis. I'm not rich and probably won't ever be, so that should not be important to you.

I've been told I can be rather blunt and cold, but with the right person I can be blunt and affectionate.

I tend to be pretty sarcastic and sometimes say things to entertain myself.
What I’m doing with my life
imgur. i am wasting my life on imgur.

i get paid to type stuff i found through google searches. I would say I'm a software engineer, but that would sort of imply I know what I'm doing.
I’m really good at
Writing sentence fragments
Being pigeon-toed
Attracting people I don't find attractive.
Not attracting people I do find attractive.
Inconsistent capitalization
sitting alone and terrified in my apartment after watching too many episodes of forensic files.
The first things people usually notice about me
Let's see...other than my overwhelming beauty?
my east los/valley girl accent.
I'm short.
and as one stranger rudely pointed out by shouting on campus, I got 'some big ass tittays'
(Don't message me about them. thanks.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movie: Young Frankenstein, Gingerdead Man, Girls With Low Self-Esteem

I'm illiterate.

arrested development
30 rock
Bob's burgers

everything you listen to, but i heard of them first. i'm just THAT cool.

teriyaki beef jerky.
...pretty much any cured meat.
The six things I could never do without
Faculties (my)
Ftacos (the 'F' is silent)
Some other f word. But not THE F word...or maybe it IS the F word...*bow chicka wow wow*

The BBC news app...much more entertaining than the NPR one. Don't be surprised if I tell you about random stories I've read.

one of my favorite stories last year:

the best picture to accompany a story last year:

hold on to your scrotum:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
'Wait. what was i doing?'

'Why isn't this working?!'

Poop. Seriously. It must run in my family (thinking about poop, not our actual bowel movements).

I wish thinking really hard burned as many calories per hour as jogging.

everything about pregnancy is disgusting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pulling a drive-by or slanging for some extra cash.
just kidding.
i'm workin' them street corners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i've never watched a TED talk.

I have floor tickets to see One Direction. Like many things in my life, liking their music started out as a joke. Now the joke's on me.

I've only been in relationships with people who have names that start with "J" and a small part of me wants to keep that going. On the other hand, all of my exes have names that start with "J" so maybe I shouldn't go for J people..

I genuinely want one of these:
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I don't like exchanging a ton of messages. I prefer face to face communication. obviously some messages are necessary, but let's not keep that going forever.'re humble, honest, a good communicator, and not materialistic.'re somewhat intelligent. a degree is not required to be intelligent, and intelligence is not required to earn a degree.

Oh, and I don't drink. It IS okay if you drink. I just won't be doing it with you.

play the banjo? panties be droppin'