My name is Lisa, not Risa.
I say things to entertain myself. If you aren't very good with sarcasm you will think I'm insane.
I'm not a hookup.
One of my main motivations is proving that women are not just sexual/decorative objects, so please don't treat me like one.* There are plenty of other girls that are ok with that. if that's the kind of girl you're looking for, go to them.
Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the same.
*This does not mean i'm lacking a sex drive, but it does mean i want to be respected.