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27 Pasadena, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 7:18am
Asian, White
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Not at all
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Politically, I am much more Berkeley than Texas. Please be the same.

I have what a lot of girls look for in guys...Apartment, degree, career, car (a lame car, but still!), large penis. I'm not rich and probably won't ever be, so that should not be important to you.

I've been told I can be rather blunt and cold, but with the right person I can be blunt and affectionate.

I tend to be pretty sarcastic and sometimes say things to entertain myself.

i have a strong sex drive but am not promiscuous. so you should also have a strong sex drive but be okay with getting to know me pretty well first. messages like "yummy" or "Like a dominant guy? :)" probably won't get replies.

FYI-1: I deactivate and reactivate my account very often

FYI-2: Don't pay attention to my question/answers. A lot has changed since I answered them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
imgur. i am wasting my life on imgur.

i'm an engineer of the software variety.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Candy crush. I list this first because I know this is all you care about.
Writing sentence fragments
Being pigeon-toed
Attracting people I don't find attractive. i do this TOO well.
Not attracting people I do find attractive.
Inconsistent capitalization
sitting alone and terrified in my apartment after watching too many episodes of forensic files.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Let's see...other than my overwhelming beauty?
my east los/valley girl accent. it makes me sound like a complete airhead.
I'm short.
and as one stranger rudely pointed out by shouting on campus, I got 'some big ass tittays'
(Don't message me about them. thanks.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movie: Young Frankenstein, Gingerdead Man, Girls With Low Self-Esteem

I'm illiterate.

arrested development
30 rock
Bob's burgers

everything you listen to, but i heard of them first. i'm just THAT cool.

teriyaki beef jerky.
...pretty much any cured meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Faculties (my)
Ftacos (the 'F' is silent)
Some other f word. But not THE F word...or maybe it IS the F word...*bow chicka wow wow*

The BBC news app...much more entertaining than the NPR one. Don't be surprised if I tell you about random stories I've read.

one of my favorite stories last year:

the best picture to accompany a story last year:

hold on to your scrotum:
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
'Wait. what was i doing?'

'Why isn't this working?!'

Poop. Seriously. It must run in my family (thinking about poop, not our actual bowel movements).

I wish thinking really hard burned as many calories per hour as jogging.

everything about pregnancy is disgusting.

why is no one else scared of getting stds?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pulling a drive-by or slanging for some extra cash.
just kidding.
i'm workin' them street corners.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with a night light.

I'm REALLY BAD at using electronics. I'm that person who can't figure out how to turn the tv on if there's more than one remote and I don't really know how to use my phone too well.

i've never watched a TED talk.

I've only been in relationships with people who have names that start with "J" and a small part of me wants to keep that going. On the other hand, all of my exes have names that start with "J" so maybe I shouldn't go for J people..

I genuinely want one of these:
You should message me if
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I don't like exchanging a ton of messages. I prefer face to face communication. obviously some messages are necessary, but let's not keep that going forever.'re humble, honest, a good communicator, and not materialistic.'re somewhat intelligent. I would like to be able to learn random stuff from our interactions.

Oh, and I don't drink. It IS okay if you drink. I just won't be doing it with you.

play the banjo? panties be droppin'

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