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Rivaan

40 Santa Maria, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 14
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Native American, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I am a meat Popsicle."

Pleasure seeker, information sponge, devil's advocate, "terrorist" (hello, 4Chan Party Van!) Well, now that my DHS dossier is updated....

I'm a lover of great food, especially strange dishes. I've eaten testicles, sweetbreads, and sea urchin roe. I haven't eaten a bug yet (intentionally, that is). Someday, I'll have a Kobe beef steak, but for now a juicy Delmonico will be just fine. Kobe burgers? Overrated (and misleading). I love grilled sausages, especially linguica and brats.

I drink occasionally. My preferences are imported beers (I have several bottles of Chimay that I've been aging for several years), A dry martini (not a "vodka martini"), and a nice, local red wine (variety doesn't matter).

I'm 420 friendly, and fully support medical marijuana.
I'm also interested in mind altering psychedelics like DMT and the related Ayahuasca and Iboga.

I like science fiction and foreign films. Subtitles appeal to my literate nature. Can't get enough of social documentaries. Thick books with no pictures (maps in epic fantasies are acceptable); I also like thin books with more pictures than words, i.e: manga. I've been reading since age four, which my grandmother tells me was the newspaper. Mash-ed Potatoes....

A stint as a college radio DJ has left me with a wide and eclectic taste in music. I primarily like electronic music; however, I cannot fathom the inexplicable rise of copypasta known as "dubstep." Seriously, stop being derivative and make your own beats!

I don't like processed foods, and have finally eliminated a bad soda habit that's been replaced with a smoothie habit. Loving the Bolthouse Farms line, especially their Green Goodness flavor. Used to drink Odwalla Chocolate monsters until I found out that they were owned by Coca Cola (explanation to follow).

I really don't like bigotry, fast food, factory farms, multinational corporations, warfare, social networking, romantic comedies (or any film that doesn't pass the Bechdel Test), and "Bipartisan" politics. Republicans and Democrats suck equally! The American public has completely bought into the illusion of choice. Anarchism ≠ Nihilism, go on, I dare ya to check it out.

Hate is strong and dangerous, but I HATE that people are being misled into thinking that "reality television" is real. It isn't; it is merely unscripted. I also hate that our technology is outstripping humanity's ability to cope with it. We have forgotten the message of the cyberpunks, and our empathy is fading fast. I've read that even texting while walking is becoming dangerous. I have a dark suspicion that cell phones will be the proverbial "bar code on the neck," and required to be on your person at all times. Papiere, Bitte....

The thing that I "hate" the most is that we as a species are trying to cure the ills of this world with the same manner of thought that caused those problems to begin with!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just so you know, I'm married to NicolePRN, but we have an open marriage. I am completely loyal to her however, and if she doesn't like you....

*UPDATE: Apparently, she's hidden her account. You'll just have to take my word for it!

My last job was working for the evil empire known as Zynga Billing Support, which has been an eye opening experience for me. I've since returned to my favorite games by Motion Twin. I'm between jobs at the moment, but my "disability" money is running out, and I refuse to be in anyone's pocket for too long (you truly do get paid less than what you are worth, it's how profit works), unless I can get more than a paycheck from them, such as business or management ideas. I figure I'd join a union to start financing my dream job: selling hot dogs from my own home-built cart. Veggie dogs too. Ask me about my wiener.....

I'm currently working on several artistic projects, including drawing manga, conceptual art, sculpture, CGI, origami, learning the accordion, pallet crafting, cooking up new foods, and video game programming. My magnum opus is a socially-conscious computer game.

Burning Man was fun, but someday, I'd like to visit Auroville.
Amsterdam, Britain, Paris, Rome, Venice, Munich, Chimay, Praugue, Sapporo, and Tokyo are also on my list. Currently learning Dutch (Nederlands).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have a knack for cooking that seems to stem from an ability to recall tastes from memory and be able to determine whether or not something will come out right. I'm also designing my own BBQ pit and hot dog cart.

I'm also great at coming up with artistic ideas, if only I was just as good at implementing them!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some people see my laid back attitude, while others say I complain a lot. I'm really only curious about why things are done the way they are. Yes, I play devil's advocate often, but skepticism is the mark of a true thinker. I wasn't very social as a youngster, so that may have bitten me on the ass. I also seem to get chatty when I drink.

Then there's the notepads and notebooks I keep within reach.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: 365 Tao, Book of Five Rings, Dao De Jing, The Gormenghast Trilogy, Hagakure, How to Draw Anime/Manga Series, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, Intron Depot 1, 2,& 3, Kama Sutra, Necronomicon 1 & 2, Siddhartha, Song of Ice and Fire, The Wheel of Time, Most anything cyberpunk or with a dystopian theme. On a more serious level: Anything by Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein, Dr. Gabor Mate', Russ Kick, John Perkins, Michael C. Ruppert, Christopher Hitchens

TELEVISION: Wondershowzen, Archer, Delocated, Comedy Bang! Bang!, Children's Hospital, Maron, The Big O, Death Note, Dr. Who, The Shield, Cooking Instruction, Iron Chef (THE original), Bizarre Foods, No Reservations, A Cook's Tour, Family Guy, Futurama, Ghost in the Shell, Millennium, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, Dead Like Me, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, Breaking Bad, The West Wing, Stargate SG-1, Last Exile, Fooly Cooly, Lexx, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Farscape, Greg the Bunny, The Prisoner, First Wave, Bleach, Gurren Lagan, Hyperdrive, Shigurui, Eden of the East (NOT Exit to Eden-LOL), Desert Punk, Trigun, Moribito, Full Metal Panic, Archer, Frisky Dingo, Babylon 5 (suck it, Sheldon!)

MUSIC: Ambient, Chillwave, Classical, Country (only the classics), Darkwave, Death Metal, Drum & Bass, EBM, Electronica, Experimental, Gothic, Gregorian Chants, House, Industrial, Jazz(Bebop, Big Band, Dixie, Fusion, Improvisational, Modern, Ragtime, Swing, Zydeco), J-Pop(Japanese), J-Rock(same), Jungle, Latin, Mariachi, New Wave, Opera, Orchestral, Progressive Rock, Punk (old school, not emo), Reggae, Rockabilly, Ska, Synthpop, Tango, Techno, Tribal, Trip Hop, Ultra-Heavy Beat, World

FOOD: Grilled Meat, Raw Fish, Fresh Fruits and Veggies, Rice and Grains, Pastries, Natural Ice Cream, Salty Snacks, and just about any type of sausage with any type of mustard. I have a particular weakness for a beef frank with Dijon mustard (always Maille, never Grey "Poop-on"). I prefer Tea to Coffee, and I NEVER drink a certain corporate chain. Y'know, the one promoting the fake bohemian lifestyle? I've been hanging out at Kreuzberg in SLO lately. San Luis Sourdough used to be on the list, but Brian's Bread from A-Town is much better. At some point, SLS quality dropped like a brick.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
6. Tasty Nutrients
5. Limitless Stimulation
4. Limitless Pleasure
3. Freedom of Information
2. Freedom of Expression
1. Companions

Here's one thing I can do without: Coca-Cola.
In fact, I am actively boycotting ALL of Coca Cola's products, due to their involvement (or lack of responsible action) in the torture and murder of union organizers in Colombian bottling plants, as well as taking advantage of the gross corruption in India to get away with polluting farmland, wiping out the economy and livelihoods of entire villages.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
This changes often, but currently I'm obsessed with:
Learning the Ruby Programming Language, and game making in general.

I've also been swimming (working on my dolphin kick) at the Y.
Nothing like losing weight and your farm tan at the same time!

I will not become a zombie, either real or metaphorical.
Watch out for ECHELON. Think for yourself!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who has a typical Friday night? Lately I've been scouring books, movies, and the Internet, looking things up checking out ideas, finding interesting quotes or poems, occasionally looking at porn (not so much these days). I'm a regular lurker at several sites, including 4Chan, OK Cupid and the "Free" section at Craigslist.

I'd like to start exploring freeganism, so if there are any of you out there, mind if I tag along?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am anonymous. You should have expected me.

I'm willing to sell hot dogs from an illegal cart. I'd still follow food safety procedures, though.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you feel like it. Oh, you know you want to. If you're local, I'd love to make new friends, especially friends with benefits! Couples are welcome too. Or strictly platonic, no pressure. In general, I'm a non-judgmental person, especially in matters of sex (I've read Dolcett for goodness sakes!). Let's talk!

Another thing: For those who are liking my profile, I have no plans to purchase A-List status, so if you do like what you see, just send me a message. Seriously, just message me. I see 6 new likes since I said this.

Also, let me know if you'd like to see a regional variant of the infamous street dog (like you find in L.A.) here in Santa Maria.

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