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River2912

35 M Ottawa, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a kid at heart that views adulthood as a "fake it 'til you make it" sort of deal.
I am a spectacular example of rubber-necking grace.
I am not impressed by all the shinny things you own.
I am impressed by all the creature-comforts that you've thrown to the wayside for the sake of chasing a dream.
I've traveled around enough that "home" feels like a foreign concept, and sometimes this disturbed me...but I'm usually confident with where I'm at.
I've navigated across countries with only the sun as my compass.
I place more importance on directions rather than plans.
I am a bit if a hobo, and I'm not ashamed to just be "me"... I hope the same for you.

I am a work in progress...much like this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to Ottawa a few years back after quitting (or trying to quit) my consulting job designing rivers. How's that for weird? Why? Well for one, living in a town that's a block long doesn't make for much of a social life, but more importantly, I reached the end of a 5 year plan and it was time for a new adventure. So now I find myself here in Ottawa doing more school in the hopes of permanently situating myself in the ivory tower where it's perfectly acceptable (and perhaps a requirement) to be eccentric and come up with wild ideas about how things work. I guess the end goal is to find a job that doesn't feel like work and pays my way to travel around the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told by people that I remind them of "home" so...I'm good at being...awesome?
Side note: I find this compliment both highly flattering and super ironic since constantly following new opportunities has left me feeling like a bit of a vagrant at times.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
First my smile and laid back attitude. Second, "you're just so easy to talk to". Third, the rift between the book and the cover.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm too curious about everything, so to keep this list below 10,000 lines, let's hit the no-no's
Food: shellfish (I've discovered it's delicious, and I've developed an allergy)...and feeding me tartar will induce a gag reflex.
Music: new country (though my uncle's insist that their concerts have the best hottie to dude ratio).
Movies: the silent variety...loud explosions dull the sound of noisy make-out sessions (kidding, but true)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Generic, but:
1) family
2) friends
3) my cat/kid
4) passport (both physical and metaphorical)
5) hope
6) goals
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The scientist: fluid mechanics, turbulence and other nerdy things
The person: debating whether I'm doing "life" right or wrong, debating whether to focus on the present or the future, and how fill it with ALL the best "stuff"...."deep thoughts, brah"

Ps: also the terrible disconnect between how people present themselves online versus in person. I've tried to paint an accurate rather than an indealized picture of myself, and I'm a firm believer that "mild character flaws" are essentially what defines your character as a whole - embrace them!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the town (I confine the deep life-conversations with the cat to weekdays).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lack a filter ( I'll let you decide whether that's an answer or a thinly veiled attempt to get you to ask a question).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're more concerned about what you think of yourself rather than what others think of you.