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Riverboatjack

23 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi! My name is Jack. I'm a nerd. I work as a video game journalist and critic, a perfect fit since I really enjoy writing and playing video games. I have published a book of poetry and short stories. I like baking and cooking food. I'm a Christian and I do my best to love other people no matter what. There is a lot of badness in this world and I do what I can to brighten up other people's days.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently, I graduated from the University of Minnesota with a degree in English Lit. and Medieval History.

I'm working on establishing myself as a video game journalist and critic. I've founded a freelance writing company and now work as an editor/content creator/community manager at Extra-Life.org as well as writing occasionally for a variety of other outlets. I literally made a career out of doing what I like/what makes me happy and that is pretty dang awesome. Basically, I am the male Liz Lemon of video game journalism.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling, writing, drawing, lifting, drinking caffeinated beverages, playing video games, laughing, reading, looking after kids, doing what I put my mind to do, making people feel special.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think most people notice that I'm a fleshy pink thing with hair, a couple eyes, and four limbs. However, I'm only guessing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Scaramouche, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Mere Christianity, Out of the Silent Planet, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Lies of Locke Lamora

Movies: Princess Mononoke, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Lost Skeleton of Cadavera, Gladiator, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Casablanca, Harvey, 12 Angry Men, High Noon, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Good, the Bad, the Weird. I also recently found a movie on Netflix called Karate Robo Zaborgar and it is pretty much the greatest movie ever created.

Food: chicken curry with naan, tuna/rice hotdish, scrambled eggs, pancakes, Multi-Grain Cheerios, pizza (especially Crescent Moon Bakery football pizza)

Beverages: Mountain Dew, apple juice, hot chocolate

Television: Firefly, The Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Flight of the Conchords

Games: Shadow of the Colossus, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario World, StarCraft 2, League of Legends, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Earth Defense Force 2017, Ace Combat 5, Mass Effect 1-3, Kingdom Rush, Metro 2033, FTL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer, a Bible, caffeine, sugar, my dog, and (I'm not sure if people should be counted as things, but whatever) people to love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Video games, life, the universe, everything, fish, towels, new stories, imaginary characters, video games, how I can improve myself, how to achieve my goals, how to make other people happy, and video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games with friends, at a party (think nerd party), or working (since my job doesn't have strictly defined working hours).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you mean embarrassing stories, I have more than enough of those, like how I got peed on by a squirrel, gave a eulogy for a balloon, or went to an Awkward Dance and won first prize. Ooor the time my parents tried to set me up with a 16 year old grocery store cashier. Also I love giant monster movies. A lot. I MAY have seen every single Godzilla film ever made. And I love them (except for Son of Godzilla, that movie blows).

Also, long story short, all of my past relationships have been awful and I am terrible at flirting. Soooo, I'm kind of a big deal.
You should message me if
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You find me interesting and want to talk to me? I'd most likely want to talk to you!

If you want to swap stories, talk video games, like wearing high heels (which I find very attractive), or want to share something interesting about yourself, you get brownie points!

I'm also just looking for nice, fun people to hang out with/get to know, so shoot me a message and I'll probably respond soonish. :D

Please don't just send me one-word messages or ask me for sex. That's boring, tactless, and unattractive. Ask me a question besides "how r u?" because it is just a filler question anyway and we may as well skip it.

I appreciate an attractive woman who can write in coherent sentences. Sentences are sexy.