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23 Minneapolis, MN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03am
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi! My name is Jack. I'm a nerd. I work as a video game journalist and critic, a perfect fit since I really enjoy writing and playing video games. I have published a book of (probably pretty crappy) poetry and short stories. I like baking and cooking food. I'm a Christian and I do my best to love other people no matter what. There is a lot of badness in this world and I do what I can to brighten up other people's days. I like the feminisms and the social justices and the being nice to peoples.
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated a few years ago from the University of Minnesota with a degree in English Lit. and Medieval History. I spend a lot of time reading and watching narrative criticisms and may have just spent a sleepless night watching Folding Ideas.

I'm working on establishing myself as a video game journalist and critic. I've founded a freelance writing company and now work as an editor/content creator/community manager at as well as writing occasionally for a variety of other outlets. I literally made a career out of doing what I like/what makes me happy and that is pretty dang awesome. Basically, I am the male Liz Lemon of video game journalism.

The downside to this is that I work from home and tend to get overly wrapped up in my writing, so someone who could help break me out of the house once in a while would be great!

Looking for someone to snuggle with and watch Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling, writing, drawing, lifting heavy laptops, drinking caffeinated beverages, playing video games, laughing, reading, looking after kids, doing what I put my mind to do, making people feel special.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think most people notice that I'm a fleshy pink thing with hair, a couple eyes, and four limbs. However, I'm only guessing!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Scaramouche, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Mere Christianity, Out of the Silent Planet, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Lies of Locke Lamora, The Princess Bride

Movies: Princess Mononoke, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Lost Skeleton of Cadavera, Gladiator, Mr. Smith Goes To Washington, Casablanca, Harvey, 12 Angry Men, High Noon, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, The Good, the Bad, the Weird. I also recently found a movie on Netflix called Karate Robo Zaborgar and it is pretty much the greatest movie ever created.

Food: chicken curry with naan, tuna/rice hotdish, scrambled eggs, pancakes, Multi-Grain Cheerios, pizza (especially Crescent Moon Bakery football pizza)

Beverages: Mountain Dew, apple juice, hot chocolate

Television: Firefly, The Walking Dead, Cowboy Bebop, The Office, Battlestar Galactica, Flight of the Conchords

Games: Shadow of the Colossus, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario World, StarCraft 2, League of Legends, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, Earth Defense Force 2017, Ace Combat 5, Mass Effect 1-3, Kingdom Rush, Metro 2033, FTL
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A computer, a Bible, caffeine, sugar, my dog, and (I'm not sure if people should be counted as things, but whatever) people to love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Video games, life, the universe, everything, fish, towels, new stories, imaginary characters, video games, how I can improve myself, how to achieve my goals, how to make other people happy, and video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing video games with friends, at a party (think nerd party), or working (since my job doesn't have strictly defined working hours).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you mean embarrassing stories, I have more than enough of those, like how I got peed on by a squirrel, gave a eulogy for a balloon, or went to an Awkward Dance and won first prize. Ooor the time my parents tried to set me up with a 16 year old grocery store cashier. Also I love giant monster movies. A lot. I MAY have seen every single Godzilla film ever made. And I love them (except for Son of Godzilla, that movie blows).

I frequently consider rewriting this profile to contain nothing but the word "butts."

Also, all of my past relationships have been awful. And I am terrible at flirting. I might have a pizza profile on the Dominos website. And I'm kind of a weirdo and harbor a deep-seated fear that no one will ever be able to accept the awkward, dumb, lazy, oddball that is me. Soooo, I'm kind of a big deal. Get at me, ladies!
You should message me if
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- You find me interesting and want to talk to me. I'd most likely want to talk to you!

- If you want to swap stories, talk video games, or want to share something interesting about yourself. You get delicious, delicious brownie points!

- You can write. I appreciate an attractive woman who can write in coherent sentences. Sentences are sexy.

- You want to put your mouth on my mouth.

- You found that last bullet point funny.

Note: If you've made it this far on my profile, good job! The only thing that I'd like to add is that I sometimes have a hard time getting back to people quickly, especially during the holidays when EVERY GAME EVER comes out at once. I'll probably be a bit more prompt after the holidays.