Seen two whales f#@$, been to 3 world fairs, and I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
I push more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter pusher around,
I'm a hard bodied, harry chested, rootin', tootin, shootin', parachutin', demolition, double cap crimpin' frog man.
There ain't nothin' I can't do.
No sky to high, no sea to rough, no muff to tough.
Learned a lot of lessons in my life:
To never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet, drive all kinds of trucks 2x's, 4x's, 6x's, those big mother f#@$ers that bend and go "chhhh chhhh" when you step on the breaks.
Anything in life worth doing is worth overdoing, moderation's for cowards.
I'm a lover, I'm a fighter, I'm a Mother f#@$er hedge fund dumpster diver.
I wine, dine, intertwine, then sneak out the back door when my re-fueling is done.
So if your feelin' froggy then you better leap because this frogman's been there, done that, and is goin' back for more.